Here it is, the final installment! Find out just who this Gwen chick is and what happens to Sparklepants McGee

And yes, Gwen does mean hack instead of heck. You'll see what I mean...


"Where could they be?" Beck asked as he and Jade entered the currently empty main hallway. "We've looked all over for Tori and Robbie and they're nowhere to be found... Maybe they stayed with Gwen.." He paused, realizing what he had just said.

"Gwen?" Jade asked. She didn't sound angry, like she usually did when Beck mentioned girls that weren't her. She sounded confused.

Beck wanted to slap himself. How could he let that slip? It was supposed to be a surprise! He sighed and told her, "Well... I wasn't going to tell you until she was done with Eikner, but... Gwen is being interviewed in a few minutes to see if she can enroll in Hollywood Arts."

Jade slapped his on the arm. She was angry, but not for the reason you would think. "Beck, why wouldn't you tell me that one of the few people on earth that I can actually stand is doing something like this? I could have wished her good luck!"

"I wanted it to be a surprise!"

"I hate surprises!"

"Babe, you hate everything."

"Except you. And Gwen."

Beck gave her a small smile and before he could kiss her, Tori and Robbie approached the two."Beck, spending a little time with your only girlfriend, I see," Tori said, eyeing him with suspicion as she crossed her arms. "Or is Jade only your grumpier girlfriend?"

Beck raised an eyebrow and turned away from Jade to face the other two. "I don't know what you mean by that, but I have to talk to you two."

"But first, we have to tell you something..." Robbie walked up to them both, looking rather eerie. "That text I got from Sinjin?" He paused, then dramatically cried, "I never got it! It was a lie!"

Jade didn't not look impressed by Robbie's theatrics. "No chizz, Catherine Obvious." She looked over at Tori and nodded. "Yeah. That was me making fun of you too. That's what you call killing two birds with one stone."

Tori shot her a mean glance, then remembered that helping Jade was one of her goals in her mission in the first place. "I wouldn't be so quick to insult us, Jade. Especially when your boyfriend's the one who should have a stone thrown at him... Not hard enough to kill him, though. What he did wasn't that bad... But it was still bad!"

Beck looked both puzzled and insulted. "What did I do that was so wrong? You guys are the ones who told me my girlfriend was knocked out and almost gave me a heart attack!"

"Oh, don't play dumb!" Tori ordered.

Jade stepped closet to Tori, looking like she was ready to claw the Latina's face off. "Are you saying my boyfriend is dumb, Vega?"

"No," Tori began, shooting Beck a disappointed glance before she she continued, "I'm saying he's a cheater."

Now Jade was really listening. "Explain."

Tori took a deep breath and began the tale. "When Beck left our table yesterday, he left his phone behind. Cat was going to return it, but he got a message and she read it aloud. It was from a girl, saying she loved him and that she wanted to go to the Groovy Smoothie with him after school. Robbie and I, uh, just happened to be in the area when we saw him there with some little skunkbag named Gwen... We even saw her kiss him."

"... Wait, you think Gwen's..." Then, Jade did something neither Tori nor Robbie had been expecting. Jade began to laugh. They also didn't expect Beck to join her. Between laughs, Jade said, "Wow, and here I thought you two couldn't get any stupider..."

"Why are you both laughing?" Tori cried, suddenly feeling stupid, even though she had no idea what was going on.

"Tori, Robbie," Beck began, his chuckling finally calming down. "Gwen is my little sister."

Robbie's jaw dropped, completely shocked, but Tori just yelled, "You don't have a sister!"

"I think Beck would know if he had a sibling more than you would, Vega," Jade told Tori, back to her non-laughing self.

"Bu-But... She's white!"

"She's adopted," Beck slowly said, patting her on the head.

Robbie and Tori exchanged confused glances and began to ask questions, but they never seemed to able to get past the first couple of words. They soon gave up asking questions and just thought it over. After a few moments of mulling over it, they began to slowly nod and mumble, "Ooooh..."

"Well... I feel kind of silly now," Tori grumbled, crossing her arms and looking down at the floor pitifully.

"Yeah... I guess Tori sort of overreacted," Robbie shyly said.

Tori glared at him and reminded him, "You helped!"

"So, I just have one more question for you guys," Beck began, stuffing his hands in his pockets. "What was with sending me on a wild goose chase? I still don't get that part."

Tori nodded and explained, "Oh, we needed to get you away from Gwen so-" She stopped mid-sentence, eyes widening upon remembering something. "Oh, my God."

Jade raised an eyebrow. "What?"

Robbie and Tori looked at each other, looking absolutely mortified. Tori turned back to Beck and Jade. "Oh, God, we did something terrible, guys!"

Beck didn't like the sound of that. "What did you two do?"

"Just follow us," Tori said, grabbing Beck's wrist as she started running toward the Black Box Theater. Jade and Robbie were close behind.

Before they even made it to the venting machines, André ran past them all, a giant white ball of fluff in his arms. Cat was on his tail, screaming, "Sparklepants McGeeeee!"

"I'm doing the right thing!" André yelled over his shoulder as he raced down the hall.

"Over my dead body, you will!"

As the two ran down the hallway, Beck, Tori and Robbie couldn't have looked more confused if they tried. They looked to Jade, who was the only one who seemed to know the story behind that spectacle. She shrugged. "It's a long story... And a boring one."

Tori watched as André and Cat ran out of sight and shook her head. She probably didn't want to know, anyway. She suddenly remembered what they were doing before and shouted, "GWEN!"


When the four arrived at the outside of the small theater, Jade kicked the door open. Everybody rushed in (Well, Jade walked in) and were shocked by what they saw.

Gwen was still tied up, and Sinjin was kind enough to keep her company. Not that Gwen wanted it, but it's not like she could have told him that herself. He was sitting on her lap, as if she were Santa Claus, and he was telling her about his problems. "My mom says I'm not supposed to pick at my scabs, but this one's pretty bad." He was wearing a t-shirt, so he was able to show her the festering scab near his elbow. "I don't think it's supposed to be oozing like that, though." Sinjin smiled his creepy little smile and held the scab inches away from her face. "Pretty cool, huh?" Gwen let out a long muffled scream and tried to turn away from Sinjin's disgusting scab, looking ready to cry. Sinjin nodded, looking satisfied with himself. "I knew that'd impress you. Hotties love open wounds."

Beck, who had been silenced by his horror, briskly walked over and pulled Sinjin to his feet by the back of his shirt. "Dude, get off of my sister."

"Your sister?" After Beck let him go, Sinjin looked between Beck and Gwen and nodded in understanding. "Oh. I can see the family resemblance."

"She's adopted!" Jade yelled.

"That doesn't have anything to do with genetics."

"Sinjin!" Tori cried, frustrated by his Sinjin-ness.

"Get out of here!" Beck exclaimed, shoving him towards the exit. Robbie, Tori and Jade did the same until Sinjin was out the door. Now that their creepy friend was gone, Beck could finally start freaking out about his sister's current condition. "What did you guys do to her?"

"We can totally explain this!" Tori cried, feeling even more horrible than she had before.

"Okay," Beck yelled, hands on his hips. "Explain this."

"... Robbie tells it better than I do. Robbie?"

"... I got nothing."

Tori covered her face. Turns out their mission was a failure in more way than one.

"Don't just stand there, untie her!" Jade yelled, shoving Tori toward Gwen.

As the three started undoing the knots, Beck found the knots were rather tricky and muttered, "Robbie, dude, where do you learn to tie these knots? The Navy?"

Robbie lowered his head in game and mumbled, "Actually, Tori did them... She said mine were too girly."

Beck suddenly remembered that Gwen had tape over her mouth, so he slowly brought his hand up to a corner of the silver strip and soothingly said, "I need to do this fast, okay, Gwen? It's going to hurt though..."

Gwen furiously shook get head, her eyes pleading for him not to, but it wasn't enough to make him stop. After he yanked it off, she let out a scream that was so loud and high-pitched, Sparklepants McGee/Mikey could hear it all the way on the other side of the campus.

"Son of a duck!" Gwen screamed, the skin around her mouth bright red. Robbie stopped trying to untie the knot around her left ankle and reached up to touch her lip to see if it had been waxed as clean as his had the other day. He yanked his hand away when Gwen tried to bite him. "Is this how you people treat new students here? If so, I'm gettin' the hack out of here!"

"Gwen, you have no idea how sorry Robbie and I are!" Tori exclaimed, undoing the last knot of the rope around her torso.

"You're gonna be sorry when I rip your foot off and shove it down your throat!" Gwen yelled, her legs finally free from the restricting ropes.

Beck crossed his arms. "Gwen, what have I told you about shoving severed feet down people's throats?" he asked her, using what she liked to call his 'big brother voice.'

Gwen rolled her blue-gray eyes and grumbled, "It's unsanitary and rude..."

Beck nodded and gave her a pat on the head. "Good girl." He turned back to Robbie and Tori and said, "Not that you guys don't deserve having your feet crammed into your throats. Seriously, what were you thinking?"

"We didn't know she was your sister!" Robbie whined, untying her hands.

"We thought you were cheating on Jade!" Tori exclaimed. "We were trying to do the right thing!"

"And you couldn't just ask me what was going on? You had to assume I'm a two-timing jerk and tie my relatives to chairs?"

"... Well, when you use that tone, anything could sound bad!"

"Do you really think I'd cheat on Jade?" Beck asked, sounding like the answer was obvious. To Tori and Robbie, the answer wasn't so obvious. They emphasized this with their awkward silence.

"Beck would never cheat on Jade!" Gwen exclaimed, sliding the ropes off of her. "He loves her, you idiots!"

Tori and Robbie looked at each other guiltily. "Maybe we overreacted a bit... Okay, a lot." Tori walked over to Gwen, who had gotten up and was rubbing her rope-burned wrists, and extended an apologetic hand to her. "Can you forgive us and let us start over?"

Gwen skeptically looked at Tori's hand. She raised her right hand, but she didn't shake Tori's hand.

She punched her square in the nose.

As Tori gripped her nose and screamed in pain, Gwen rubbed her punching fist and said, "I'd say we're about even now."

"Gwen!" Beck yelled.

"What?" Gwen snapped. "She kidnapped me and tied me to a chair!" She turned to face Robbie, who looked ready to pee his pants. "And so did YOU!" She charged at the nerd, but Beck was able to grab her by the wrists and keep her away from the now cowering Robbie.

"Don't do it, Gwen," Jade, who had been watching in amusement, told her. "His life is punishment enough."

Gwen stopped struggling with Beck and looked Robbie up and down. Since she seemed to have calmed down, Beck let her go and she said, "Good point, Jade..."

"Hurtful!" Robbie exclaimed, looking ready to cry.

"Oh, oh God," Tori quietly said, her hand covering her nose. "I think my nose is broken!"

"Again?" Beck asked.

"Yes, again!" Tori exclaimed.

"Oh, man, I'm so sorry, Tori," Beck said, walking over to her.

"I'm not," Gwen muttered.

"Gwendolyn," Beck said, using her full first name to emphasize just how frustrated he was with her. He sighed and gently grabbed Tori by the shoulders. "Come on, I'll take you to the hospital..." He turned back to Gwen and said, "If you hurry, you can still make it to your interview. Try not to injure anybody else."

"I'll try my darndest."

Beck led Tori out of the room and Robbie followed. That left Jade and Gwen.

Jadestrutted over to the younger girl and smirked. "Punching Vega in the nose?" She shook her head and wrapped her arm around Gwen's shoulder. As she led her out of the theater and towards the principal's office, Jade added, "Just when I think I couldn't love you more, you pleasantly surprise me..."


A few hours later, Robbie, André and Cat found themselves at the hospital, sitting by Tori, who had a bag of ice on her nose and was waiting for the doctor to come back and bandage it up. Cat and André were trying to distract her from the pain by telling her about their adventures with Sparklepants McGee/Mikey.

"So you finally got her to give him up?"

André nodded and Cat said, "Yeah, after I stopped about three blocks away, I realized I was being pretty selfish."

André rolled his eyes. "Please, you only gave him up because you saw that poster about the reward for whoever found him."

"Well, when you say it like that, it makes me sound greedy!"

"How much was the reward?" Robbie asked.

"A hundred dollars!" Cat happily exclaimed. She pulled a small purple digital keychain out of her pocket and showed it to everyone. "I used some of it to buy myself this PocketPup in the hospital gift shop!"

"Aww, that's great, Cat," Tori said, glad that her friend was happy again. "It's like all the fun of a pet without-"

"The fun?" a familiar voice suggested as she walked into the small area from behind the curtains.

"Jade!" Cat exclaimed. "Where's Beck?"

Before she could answer, Beck gently pushed his way through the thin curtains. He looked through the small opening and said, "Gwen, come on, get in here."

"I don't wanna."

"Get in here or Jade and I aren't taking you to El Taco Guapo on our way home," Beck threatened. That was enough to get her to awkwardly shuffle through the curtains.

"Wait, Gwen was the girl you thought was Beck's secret girlfriend?" Cat asked, tucking her PocketPup away.

"Wish we had know that," André said. "We could have told you she was his sister."

"Oh, of course you could have," Tori exasperatedly sighed, throwing her ice-free hand in the air.

"I'm sorry," Gwen muttered, trying to avoid making eye contact with Tori. "I didn't mean to break your nose. I didn't even think I was strong enough to..."

Tori shook her head, trying her best to keep the bag of ice on her nose. "Forget it. I had it coming. I would have done the same thing if I were you."

"I made you this card," Gwen quietly said, handing her a folded piece of pink construction paper. "Beck thought it would be a good idea to do more than just apologize, and I figure I'd like a card if my nose was all broken. Plus, it was the only thing I could do while still at Hollywood Arts."

"Sure, a card will make up for the nasal trauma and pay for the huge hospital bill my parents will get..." Tori took the card and looked at the crayon drawing on the front in confusion. "A hand turkey? I thought you were like this amazing artist."

Gwen shrugged. "I had five minutes to make it. What do you want, the Mona Lisa?"

Tori shook her head slightly, opened the bland card up, and read aloud, "I'm sorry I broke your nose, you she-turd..."

Beck raised an eyebrow at his sister. "The she-turd part wasn't there when you showed it to me."

Gwen sheepishly grinned. "I might have added that when you were in the bathroom..."

Beck sighed and rubbed his forehead. However, he couldn't help but chuckle. "How am I going to be able to put up with you at home and during school?"

"Wait, you got in?" Cat asked Gwen, smiling widely.

Gwen gave them all a small grin. "Yep. You're looking at Hollywood Arts' newest student!" Everyone except Jade and Beck, who had already known she had been accepted, gave her a round of congratulations. André and Cat both gave her a hug, but when Robbie and Tori tried to, Gwen back away and glared at them. "Yeeeah, I'm still kind of peed off at you two. No touchy."

Tori and Robbie scooted away, nodding in understanding.

"Wait, there are a few things I'm still curious about," Tori said, looking between Beck and Gwen. "Why have Robbie and I never seen you before when André and Cat have?"

"André and Cat live close by, so they used to come over to my house a lot before I moved into the RV," Beck explained. "When they came over, Gwen would hang out with us. Robbie never came over until a few weeks after I moved out. And I met you a few months after that."

Tori nodded. "Okay... But why don't you ever hang out in Beck's RV?" she asked Gwen.

Gwen shrugged. "I don't like how it smells in there."

Beck nodded and said, "Yes, according to her, it smells like chizz..." He shot her an insulted glance and she shrugged again.

"What? I don't like the smell of German sausages."

André snapped and pointed at her. "See? I'm not the only one who thinks that's what chizz is!"

Cat's keychain beeped, so she pulled it out and pressed a few buttons. "Oh no!"

"What?" Robbie asked.

"My PocketPup just died!"

Tori raised an eyebrow. "Cat, those things are designed not to die. It can't be dead."Cat handed her the PocketPup and surely enough, the words 'YOUR POCKETPUP HAS DIED' flashed on the small screen. "Well, I'll be darned."

André stifled a laugh, and Cat looked at him with sad eyes. "What's so funny?"

Jade let out a short laugh too and told Cat, "Nothing... But I'm starting to think your first dog didn't die from worms or diabetes."

"What's that supposed to mean?" Cat demanded.

"You're a puppy killer," Jade told her with a smirk. "Your very presence just makes canines everywhere drop dead."

"That's not true!" Cat screamed, standing up from her uncomfortable plastic chair. "You guys are so mean to me!" She ran through the plastic curtains, and the small group watched her as she sprinted off. A few seconds later, everyone cringed.

"Dang," André quietly said, sucking breath in through his teeth. "She tripped and landed right on that seeing eye dog..."

"Is he getting up?" Gwen asked.

"He isn't getting up," Beck said, shaking his head.

"Bummer," Jade muttered. She didn't really seem bummed.

"I guess it's a good thing we got Mikey home when we did," Andre quietly said. He looked over at Robbie, noticing that his hands were empty. "Rob, where's Rex?"

Robbie thought this over, screamed "REX!" and started to run out the door. Before he was gone, he turned back and cried, "I need a ride!"

"I guess I can give you one." Andre pulled his keys out of his hoodie pocket. "Why?"

"I left Rex at Amazing Glaze!"

Tori gave him a look. "Wasn't that yesterday?"

"Yeah, I know! He's going to be so mad!" He ran off, André behind him at a much slower pace.

"I need to make some new friends," the pianist grumbled as he walked away.

It was silent between the remaining four, until Jade flatly said, "I'm bored," and left.

Beck sighed, looking over at Tori. "I apologize on behalf of the insane women in my life."

Gwen stuck her tongue out at him while he just smirked at her reaction. After Beck playfully shoved her, the doctor finally came to fix Tori's nose. "You again?" she groaned.

"Yes," Tori answered, unimpressed by the annoyed tone the doctor had used. "Me again."

"I guess that's out cue to leave." Beck gave her a pat on the shoulder and turned to leave. He looked back down at Gwen and told her, "We'd better find Jade before she steals any of the syringes."

"Why would she want-"

"Don't ask," Beck interrupted, shaking his head. "Let's just get her." He waved to Tori and walked out, Gwen right behind him.

"So," the doctor said as she removed Tori's bag of ice so she could start working on her nose. "How did this happen?"

Tori shook her head. "Trust me, it's a long story… And it has a weird ending."


Well, there you have it! Out tale is over… Or is it?

I was thinking of doing more stories like this… I have ideas for a few, but if there's anything you guys would like to see, feel free to suggest them. I'm not guaranteeing that they'll get written, but it's always better to put the possibility out there. You can suggest the main plot, such as Tori and her suspicions about Gwen being a skunkbag, or a side plot, such as Cat and Sparklepants McGee. These stories will include Gwen, but she hopefully won't hog the spotlight. At least not after the first few 'episodes.' The first few will probably be used to get to know Gwen, since she's new and all, but you'll still see plenty of the others in them! Maybe we'll even see Trina next time! All I ask is that they don't involve sex, drugs, all that jazz, because I'm trying to keep it like the actual show. Thankies c:

Thank you all for the kind reviews. It's what motivated me to pump these out so fast :3

Oh, and congrats to Xx-Channy-Seddie-Cailey-xX for being the first to guess that Gwen was Beck's sister. You win five thousand epic points :D