A/N: Here's chapter 2 guys. I hope you're liking it so far. This is my first attempt at doing a humor story, so it could use some work. Enjoy!

gottalovepixar- Thanks for the review.


"Well, here we are guys!" Max called out. "Just one flight away from paradise!"

Ulla looked confused. "Paradise? Leo, I thought we were going to Rio."

Leo leaned over. "I think that's what he means." He whispered.

"Rio! Rio! Rio! Why can't we go to Argentina?!" Franz cried.

His pigeons all then started cooing really loudly as if to agree with Franz.

"Will someone please shut those filthy things up?!" Roger said in a very annoyed tone.

"We would've been better off just leaving those birds home!" Carmen agreed.

"If you ask me, we would've been better off leaving them two at home!" Leo whispered to Max.

"Don't worry about it!" Max whispered back.


A little while later, the group had their luggage and was ready to go though security, when a problem came up. Franz was just about to go through when a small "coo" came from his coat.

"Wait, what was that?" The security guard asked.

"What was what?" Franz asked as if nothing had happened.

"That noise." The guard answered as another pigeon cooed; this time it came from Franz's bag.

"That's it! What's in there? Give me the bag!" The security guard demanded, trying to get the bag from Franz when another pigeon stuck its head out from underneath Franz's helmet.

"What the hell?!" The guard exclaimed; surprised about seeing a pigeon under Franz's helmet.

"Oh, boy. We're gonna be here along time." Max sighed.


When that was all over, they gang took their seats on the plane.

"Okay, here we go!" Max shouted to everyone as the plane took off. "Next stop, Rio!"

"I think I'm gonna be sick." Roger said queasily.

"I think I am too." Leo said, fiddling discreetly with his blanket.

"Nonsense, you're just excited." Ulla said trying to convince him that he wasn't ill and trying to get his blanket away from him.

"Just think of it, Leo. The beautiful sunny beaches, the crystal blue waters…" She leaned closer and whispered into his ear; "The nice comfy suites."

Leo's eyes widened and swallowed hard; pulling on his collar, trying to get some air.

"This is going to be a LONG trip." He thought.


A/N: There you go! I hope I'm doing alright. Please don't stop with reviewing!