Summary: Naruto's a couples counselor and he's greeted by Sasuke and Sakura. But soon he finds himself trying to break them apart and what happens when Sasuke finds out about his scheme?

Warning(s):language, violence, lemons, limes, and whatever else I might forget to add

Disclaimer: -sighs- I want to cry every time I have to type this but here it goes I do not own Naruto (there I hope your happy now! -goes off somewhere and cries-)

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"Sasuke," Naruto said swallowing hard. He wasn't sure how he was going to bring up Sakura's theories, he wasn't even sure if Sasuke would care. But, either way he knew he would have to stop his plan to win Sasuke.

Chapter Three: Plans

Naruto told Sasuke of Sakura's theories and sighed when the raven haired male told him he didn't care. 'Somehow I knew he'd say something like that,' the blonde councilor thought warily.

"First of all the only reason why me and Sakura ever got married was out of convince, well more her for convince, so it's not like we were ever really in love with each other," Sasuke stated broadly.

Naruto was left speechless, he had always thought the two were in love and he guessed that's why it pained him when he decided he was going to pursue Sasuke. He thought he was going to be tearing them apart.

"Naruto, are you listening?" Sasuke waved his hand in Naruto's face and finally snapped him out of his dream like state.

"Huh." Naruto looked at Sasuke his face full of sorrow. 'I still can't do it, Sakura actually looks like she's in love.'

A couple days later

Sakura sighed as she crossed the street pulling out her cell phone. She was heading towards the restaurant, where her and Sasuke had met, to meet with some people for a business meeting. She had always thought it was a magical meeting weaved together by fate, but now she wasn't so sure. The more time she spent with Sasuke the more she saw how they were drifting apart, and how they didn't belong together.

Her heals clicked against the stone as she made her way to the back. She sat under a large umbrella, the shade protecting her delicate skin from the rays of the harsh sun. She closed her cell phone after checking her voicemail. 'Nothing from Sasuke,' she thought sadly.

"Good after noon," a waiter said in a high pitched voice. Sakura looked up and made a face as she saw a waiter dressed head to toe in green, under his red uniform. "I will be your waiter. Hello! My name is Rock Lee," he said giving her a huge grin.

'She is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen,' he thought blushing a rosy shade of red.

'What the hell, He looks like a fucking Christmas tree,' was the only thing that went through Sakura's mind as she saw the red tint that covered her waiter's face.

"Sakura!" Ino hollered as she ran towards the table. "Long time no see," she squealed.

'Great, just what I need Ino pig telling me how I shouldn't be with Sasuke,' Sakura thought sarcastically. "Ino," she said as if she had genuinely missed the girl. "How are you," she forced herself to grit out.

"Me, of I've been fine how 'bout you, " she asked. The tall, blonde, woman smiled, she had heard the gossip about Sakura and Sasuke relationship, everyone she knew had. But, seeing it front row and center, she relished in it, seeing her rival fall to pieces. "So, how's Sasuke?"

A vein on Sakura's forehead twitched and Ino smiled knowing she struck a nerve.

"Sasuke's fine, why do you ask?" the pink haired woman asked, annoyed.

"No reason, just wondering," Ino hummed. Her eyes fell towards Sakura and she felt a stabbing pain in her chest. She watched as a gloomy air enveloped her once friend and began to pity her, this was the first bad thing that had ever really happened in Sakura's life and she probably didn't know how to deal with the pain.

Ino sighed, "Try winning Sasuke back. Fight for him."

"What?" Sakura snapped out her trance and stared at Ino. 'Is she actually trying to help me,' she thought confused.

"Don't act like you didn't hear me," the blonde woman teased. "Just try. Your no fun when your like this."

"Like what? And, exactly how am I suppose to win him back when I never lost him in the first place," Sakura defended. Her voice and words were weak, she didn't even believe her own lie, she knew Sasuke was already gone, a lost cause. 'My question should have been, how am I suppose to win something back I already lost,' she thought almost in tears.

"Sakura!" Ino gasped, this was nothing like the Sakura she knew, the Sakura she knew would fight for Sasuke, and try to hold on to him no matter what, even if Sasuke himself didn't want it.

"Try making him jealous or something," Ino shrugged trying to give her former friend -but still friend- some ideas of how to win back her -supposed- man.

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Sakura sat eating lunch quietly, taking in all the stuff that Ino had suggested. As much as she hated to admit it some of her ideas made sense. Her and Sasuke had both married each other out of convince but, she hoped if she could just find a spark then she could save her marriage.

Sakura thought about Ino's first idea and eyed the new waiter. He had a bowl hair cut and, his eyes were big and seemed to hold an unfading smile. She sighed there was no way Sasuke would ever be jealous if she ever decided to have an affair with someone like him, he was just too weird, in her opinion.

She needed someone Sasuke was close to but would agree to help her with her plan. She thought of the all people her and Sasuke knew but couldn't think of a single soul.

'I need a way for Sasuke to tell who, but how," she thought. 'Naruto! Sasuke can tell him and he'll tell me, no wait even better, I'll use Naruto.' She practically jumped for joy when she thought of this. 'Naruto's perfect, he's good looking enough that Sasuke will be jealous. Also him and Naruto have become pretty close friends,' she thought smiling with what seem to be an evil smirk.

Their next appointment

Sakura walked in the large office, the air surrounding her having a refined feeling. She strutted to the red couch, dressed in her finest day dress and dabbed in some of her most expensive perfume. Before leaving the house she pouted childishly because Sasuke hadn't noticed all the things she had done. He didn't even notice her indifferences' toward him.

When the time finally came to leave Sakura asked to have a private talk with Naruto. Just noticing what she was wearing Sasuke raised his brows in suspicion. He waked out not saying a word, not wanting to make her suspected something might be going on with him and Naruto. Last thing he needed was Sakura beating the living daylights out of his 'soon to be' blonde, she was surprising strong when angry.

He wasn't worried about Sakura getting her claws into Naruto, he knew if she came onto him that he would reject her, mainly because knew he already had his own claws into the young man.

A lump formed in Naruto's throat as the door closed. Sakura blinked innocently as her face was left blank. 'This is for Sasuke,' she told herself.

"Naruto," she cooed as she sat back down on the couch. She patted the spot next her and waited for him to have a seat, but when he didn't move she sighed. It was tired sigh, full of anxiety and worry that her plan would backfire and fail.

"Naruto," she said more forcefully. Her tone was flat and her voice was commanding, but Naruto could catch the softness that radiated off it. He knew she was putting up a front to only look stronger than she was.

"Naruto," she said once again. "Will you help me win back Sasuke?" Her face wasn't smiling but he could see a faint shimmer in her eyes.

"How," he questioned. His throat burned but he pressed out the words anyway.

"Help me make him jealous."

"…" For the second time in his life Naruto was speechless. 'How the hell am I suppose to do that?'

Sakura saw the confusion on his face and offered an explanation. After explaining everything Sakura was then the one left speechless. 'Naruto, said no.' Her jaw hung open and her face showed shocked. Quickly recovering she gritted her teeth in anger, and yelled.

Naruto's office door was flung open and an angry Sakura made her way out. She grabbed Sasuke's arm and pulled him out of the building. He had no choice but to followed her like a rag doll, but as he was being dragged he waved goodbye to Naruto.

Naruto laughed at how stupid Sasuke looked waving while being dragged out but he felt glad he was still thinking about him, even when it looked like he might be in trouble.

'Damn, that was my only plan, and I thought it would work too,' Sakura thought bitterly, throwing Sasuke into the car. She got in the car, her door still open and gripped the steering wheel.

Sasuke turned to face her and saw just how pissed she was. "Sakura, you look like a tomato," he commented not really caring about the consequences his words would have. 'Although with that pink hair you've sort of always looked like that.'

"S-Sasuke." Sakura tried her best to not to blow up and bit her tongue, trying not to say anything she might regret later. "I think we should stop going to therapy."

"What?!" He asked not bothering to hide his confusion.

"Well, it's obviously not working so, why waste money on it. We'll just have to find another way. I don't want to lose you Sasuke."

Sasuke huffed, the she talked pissed him off to no ends. "Sakura don't even pretend like you love me. We both know its not true."

'Not true,' she thought her eyes starting to wail up with tears. "Of course I love you Sasuke. How can you say something like that?" Sakura's tears began to pour from her eyes, she was confused as to how Sasuke could think that she didn't love him.

"You know that the only reason why we got married was for your father's company. After that and still now we never spent time together let alone be intimate. How can you love someone you don't even know and know nothing about? Face it Sakura the only thing you care about is my looks and money."

Sakura let her tears fall not wanting to accept the truth.

The Uchiha's had always been good family friends with the Haruno's so, when Sakura's father's company began to crumble, she was married off to Sasuke in hopes of saving it.

When they were first married Sakura was ecstatic and couldn't wait to gloat to her fellow rivals. But as months passed the more she realized that she wasn't happy, married life wasn't as she would have expected it. To make this kind of loveless life bearable she convinced herself that her and Sasuke were soul mates and were genuinely in love.

By the time Sakura had gather herself, and stopped crying Sasuke was gone.


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