The Phantom Characters present
The Three Little Pigs
Disclaimer: I still don't own anything in this story. Phantom characters belong to some other lucky devil.
The first pig came across a lot of straw.
Raoul: I could build my house out of that straw to match my hair. (he runs a hand through his hair)
So he bought the straw and made a house.
Raoul: (looks around) Where's my house?
PS: Oops. Sorry.
A house made of straw falls from the sky and lands next to Raoul.
Raoul: Thanks. (looks at script) Home sweet home. (he enters the house)
The second pig decided to build her house of sticks.
Christine: Oh, good. I can weave it like a basket.
A house made of sticks pops up from the ground and Christine goes inside.
The third pig made his house of bricks.
Erik appears next to a brick house.
Erik: (looks it over) Nice.
PS's Voice: Good. Now go in.
Erik looks up, shrugs, and goes inside.
Before long, the big bad wolf came to the first pig's house.
Ayesha is in front of Raoul's house, asleep.
PS: Ayesha, wake up.
Ayesha snores.
PS sighs, then snaps her fingers. A bullhorn appears in her hand.
PS: (into the bullhorn) WAKE UP!!!
Ayesha jumps six feet high and yowls. She lands very grumpy.
Ayesha: What?
PS: You're on.
Ayesha: (glaring at PS) You said this wouldn't interfere with my nap.
PS: Take your nap later.
Ayesha: Why should I?
PS thinks a minute, then smiles and snaps her fingers. Ayesha is dangling over a huge pool of icy water.
Ayesha: AHH!! Okay, okay! I give! I'll do the part!
PS snaps her fingers again and the pool disappears. Ayesha is safe on the ground, too.
Ayesha: Now what do I have to do?
PS puts a script in front of her. Ayesha paws through it.
Ayesha: You sure?
PS: Yup.
Ayesha: Okay.
Disclaimer: I still don't own anything in this story. Phantom characters belong to some other lucky devil.
The first pig came across a lot of straw.
Raoul: I could build my house out of that straw to match my hair. (he runs a hand through his hair)
So he bought the straw and made a house.
Raoul: (looks around) Where's my house?
PS: Oops. Sorry.
A house made of straw falls from the sky and lands next to Raoul.
Raoul: Thanks. (looks at script) Home sweet home. (he enters the house)
The second pig decided to build her house of sticks.
Christine: Oh, good. I can weave it like a basket.
A house made of sticks pops up from the ground and Christine goes inside.
The third pig made his house of bricks.
Erik appears next to a brick house.
Erik: (looks it over) Nice.
PS's Voice: Good. Now go in.
Erik looks up, shrugs, and goes inside.
Before long, the big bad wolf came to the first pig's house.
Ayesha is in front of Raoul's house, asleep.
PS: Ayesha, wake up.
Ayesha snores.
PS sighs, then snaps her fingers. A bullhorn appears in her hand.
PS: (into the bullhorn) WAKE UP!!!
Ayesha jumps six feet high and yowls. She lands very grumpy.
Ayesha: What?
PS: You're on.
Ayesha: (glaring at PS) You said this wouldn't interfere with my nap.
PS: Take your nap later.
Ayesha: Why should I?
PS thinks a minute, then smiles and snaps her fingers. Ayesha is dangling over a huge pool of icy water.
Ayesha: AHH!! Okay, okay! I give! I'll do the part!
PS snaps her fingers again and the pool disappears. Ayesha is safe on the ground, too.
Ayesha: Now what do I have to do?
PS puts a script in front of her. Ayesha paws through it.
Ayesha: You sure?
PS: Yup.
Ayesha: Okay.
