Omigawsh. Guys. I got my first flamer. From some weirdo named MingShun. So to whoever the hell that was...

I'm sorry if it seemed annoying. But frankly, I don't give a fuck if you didn't like it. More people like it than dislike it, and you just happen to be one of the few retards who hate it. If you don't like my fic, why not just leave and stop reading? You didn't have to review. That would have been better for everyone, because I really don't think we want to hear your negative attitude, BIOTCH.

There. Now I have that out of my system. -laughs all evil like and pets her Naru plushie-

Some of you might have wondered if Naruto is gay. I dunno. Maaaaybeee... Yeah. I like a yaoi Naru better than a straight Naru. Thats just the way I am. I'm not sure if he's going to be paired with Kakashi or Sasuke. Maybe you should all vote! Oooo That'd be fun!

Okiedokie, you can pick from these peeps : Kakashi, Sasuke, Kabuto, Itachi, Neji, Haku, or Gaara. I don't know how I'll work Haku into it, or Kabuto... but I'm sure Naruto dying and going into the Spirit world would be cool. If you have any other requests on pairings or any plot ideas, just, you know... review.

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Chibi Naru put loads of eyeliner on. I think he's imitating Gaara, who was just growling at me.

Why? I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG!! Well, I only accidently hit him in the head with my foot. But as I said, it was an accident... Don't hurt me scary insomniac freakazoid! Take Mr. Cyclops instead, please!

Have mercy on my poor demon infested soul!

"Please accept my apologies, Gaara." Kakashi bowed to the eyebrowless nin infront of us. "My student is a bit... well... challenged."

CHALLENGED!? ME!? I'M NOT CHALLENGED! I'M SMARTER THAN... YOU!

Chibi Naru kicks Chibi Kaka in the balls, sending Chibi Kaka on the floor in pain. Victory dance time! Boo Yah.

Oops. My mask fell again. GOD that has to stop! Quickly I pull it back up, hoping Kakashi doesn't notice. He doesn't.

Poke. Ouch. Fingers attacking Naruto's tender side is not a good thing. Enraged, I grab the offending digit before it has a chance to poke me again. My eyes travel up the arm it belongs to, which connects to a shoulder - well I would hope so... SEVERED ARM! Ayee!!- which connects to a neck, and Sasuke's face.

Sasuke poked me.

DEATH TO HE WHO POKE-ETHED ME! BAHAHA! DEATH TO SASUKE!

"What was with the sad face?" He asked. I stared at him blankly. Geez. The one time he decides to be caring, and its when I'm just randomly showing my true feelings. How wonderful, Sasuke. How. Effing. Wonderful.

"I don't know what you're talking about." I deadpanned. He merely raised an eyebrow at me, and stared at me with those apathetic eyes.

I hate you Sasuke.

"Sure you don't. I bet Kakashi would love to know that you're depressed, Naruto..." He said, and I could hear the smirk in his voice.

"I'm not depressed." I turned away from him. Damn that Sasuke. He always has to know what makes me tick, huh? How the hell did he find out that it would make me angry if Kakashi knew I was depressed in any way. "Besides... that'd make you a tattle-teller." I looked at him from over my shoulder and stuck my tongue out at him.

"Uzumaki-san." Gaara's cool voice interrupted my little 'squabble' with Sasuke, and I hesitantly looked at him. His freakish green eyes were staring at me with... loathing? Well, duh. I just kicked Gaara. How the hell did I manage to get away with kicking the Kazekage in the freaking head?!

Chibi Naru shrugs, and continues to poke the frozen body of Chibi Kaka.

"I'd like to talk to you." He said, not waiting for me to even say, "Yes, oh great Kazekage of Suna?" -- Like hell I'd say that... but hey... Whatever. I made my way over to him, my face trained to look happy and excited, but I flinched when I heard him say, "Alone." I glanced behind me to see that Sasuke was following.

Well gee, that makes me giddy to know that he cares about my wellbeing.

Why the fuck should he? I mean... didn't he leave Konoha so he could get powerful and KILL me one day?! Along with his brother... Mmm... Itachi...

Gaara led me down the hallway, and I couldn't help but stare at his red hair. How does a Japanese person come by red hair? Then again, how does a Japanese person come by blonde hair? Or silver? Purple? Pink? How the hell did we get these hair colors! Seriously! It's crazy!

"-uto."

I glanced up at Gaara. Apparently I hadn't noticed when he stopped and I bumped into him. He glared down at me. "I'm sorry, what were you saying?" I didn't resist the urge to show my true self in front of this... badger.

Hahaha. Badger...

He sighed, which was totally uncharacteristic of him. "I said, how long are you going to hide yourself from them, Naruto?" I flinched.

Reasons why I hate Gaara are as follows:

1. He has extremely dark shadows around his eyes, which make him look kind of scary.

2. He has a tattoo saying 'love' on his forehead. Isn't that ironic?

3. He is a hypocrite sometimes. 'How long are you going to hide yourself from them Naruto?' Pssh. How long are YOU going to?

4. He knows the real me, which I detest entirely!

5. He likes me. Not like... "Yeah I like you cause you're my friend." Nooo. It's "I like you cause you're a little sex pot and you make me horny."

...And those were the reasons for my hate of Gaara.

"I don't know. At the moment I see no reason to show them that all of this has been an act." I hissed, clenching my fists as Gaara led me into his office. Lucky duck.. He has an office...

"I think you should... before they start to worry too much."

I scoffed. "Yeah? Your family worries about you and you don't share your feelings with them!"

"That is because they are imbeciles." He smirked at me, and I couldn't help but chuckle a little.

Time to scheme.

"Hey... I have a favor to ask..."

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Kakashi and Sasuke sat in a room around a table, sipping at some hot tea provided generously by the staff of the kitchens in the Kazekage's home. "When do you think Naruto and Gaara will be done?" Sasuke asked coolly, pretending as if he was unconcerned. Inside though, he was going insane with the need to know what the two nins were doing at the moment, and why they had to do it alone.

"I don't know. Naruto is probably just getting the records Tsunade wanted. That IS why we're here, isn't it?" Kakashi said, looking up from his book.

"If so, why does it have to be in private? And why with Naruto? You're the team leader aren't you?" Sasuke gritted out, resisting the urge to go and drag Naruto away from the lustful Gaara.

"I don't mind. Maybe Gaara trusts Naruto more than me."

Sasuke sighed.

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"You know I cannot."

"Aw but please?!" I whined at the green eyed insomniac.

"No. Suna would be blamed with her death."

I growled at Gaara, glaring at him fiercely. "Take away their headband, then no one would be able to see what village the nin was from when he kills her."

"I will not be held responsible for such a murder. If she is killed then it is likely that a fued could start between our villages again."

"But she's so annoying... and utterly useless."

"Why don't you do it then?" Gaara signed another paper and I huffed as I sat on the corner of his desk. I could feel his eyes roaming up and down my body, and I winced. I really did not want his attentions that much...

That was a good question. Why didn't I kill her?

"Good idea. However... Sasuke would be angry at me." I mentally grinned, knowing that Sasuke made Gaara angry.

"So? I know you don't care for the impudent bastard." He muttered, and I felt his piercing eyes rest on the back of my head.

"Well.. In light of recent events..." I let my voice trail off, leaving Gaara's mind to wonder.

"Don't. Even." He gritted out.

"Just send a nin to kill her, that's all I ask. Right now she's weakened anyways, she wouldn't put up much of a fight."

"What exactly would her death bring you?" Gaara questioned, and I found myself thinking.

"The chance to become Hokage." I grinned at him.

"How the hell would her death help that?!" He exclaimed.

"Well... Tsunade holds her in high esteem. Obviously she'd be a good choice for Hokage... even though she is entirely annoying." I sighed. I really wanted Sakura dead.

"I'm not going to have any part in the Haruno-bitch's death. I already said." Gaara opened a drawer on his desk, and pulled out a scroll after rummaging around for a minute.

"You meanie." I pouted, but took the scroll anyways, and stood. As I walked to the door, I heard Gaara ask, "When will you come back." Damn. I don't want to come back...

"I don't know." I shut the door behind me, following the hallway that led to where I sensed my friends. Psh. Friends. As I turned the corner, my happy-go-lucky mask was immediately thrust on when I saw Sasuke and Kakashi. "Alright, we're all set! Lets go!" I shouted, giving the record to Kakashi.

I really annoy myself sometimes.

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...I haven't updated since... ever... Sorry. I know this chapter was on a bit more of a serious note. The funny has been drained almost completely out of me... Depression... -SIGH.-

Boys. Who needs em, right? Hahaha. I want a girlfriend... maybe that'd be easier than a boyfriend. Or maybe just as bad? Urg.

Well... Here's the update you've all been pressuring me about. I told Amanda I'd have it up eventually, actually I told her it'd be a month... but hey... oh well. Do you know that I have over 99 alerts for this fic? I didn't think so many people would like it. It makes me almost feel loved.

Anyways, thanks for reading.