20. When revenge is involved, don't forget the rules.
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21. Don't be a negative nancy.
(Especially around Numbuh 3, Numbuh 4 will kick your butt.)
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22. Women and Children first.
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23. Don't hold back when fighting a Fusion double.
(Even if the original is your friend, it won't return the sentiment.)
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24. Don't do high risk missions solo.
(Bring friends along.)
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25. Do not attempt to fix, adjust, modify, or tinker with your weapons inner mechanisms unless you're a certified technician or have one on sight.
(Kevin made that mistake and it was Ben who paid the price.)
(we don't talk about it much.)
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26. Don't haze Mandark by telling him "the 50's called and wants its fashion style back."
(You'll hurts his feelings an then he'll get all prissy and start harassing us with death rays when whenever we walk by his compound!)
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27. No using the Nano Communication System (NanoCom) for crank calls.
(Dexter can trace you.)
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28. Don't joke around on the battlefield.
(Save it for the infirmary or on the ride back to base.)
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29. Don't be extremely annoying.
(Your team might send you to the battlefield early.)
(Without backup.)
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30. Don't duct tape your Nano's to yourself.
(They're shield abilities don't work that way and they'll just get mad at you.)
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31. Do not give Dexter, Dee Dee, Bloo, Mac, Numbuh 3, Ray Ray, Flapjack, Chowder, Bubbles, Ed, Johnny, or Billy anything with large amounts of sugar or caffeine in it.
(You will be punished severely for the resulting chaos.)
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32. Twinkies DO have an expiration date.
(So don't pack your rations with nothing but Twinkies before going on a long term mission.)
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33. Stealing from Cpt. Stickybeards candy treasure horde is a bad idea.
(He pillaged the entire Cul-de-Sac trying to find the thieves.)
(Surprisingly it wasn't the Ed's.)
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34. When you see monkey skyway agents in the air don't suddenly scream "Fly my pretties! Fly!"
(They don't like that.)
(An they'll spit at you. - Ben)
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35. Don't slip drugs or sedatives into any of the smart peoples drinks.
(The results may not be what you expect.)
(And Mandy will have you shipped to Antarctica.)
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36. Always have a designated driver.
(Especially with Ed, Eddy or Billy around.)
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37. Always have at least three escape routes planned.
(Especially when the Kankers are around. - Edd)
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38. "His Trolliness", "The Sour Green Giant", "Gack Face", "The Jello General", "King Slime", and "The Big Bad Booger Man" are not appropriate nicknames for Fuse.
(Even though the rest of us find them hilarious, Mandy is getting annoyed of reading those names on the mission reports.)
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39. Do not sell your soul to the Grim Reaper.
(Especially not for something as useless as a trading card. - #1)
(But it was a yap #999 card! That's super duper extremely ultra hard to get! - #2)
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40. Don't repeatedly call Dexter or Numbuh 4 "Shorty" or "Shrimp".
(They may be vertically challenged but they're also scrappy.)
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