Chapter 3: Odds N' Idiocy
(Willy Wonka is
not property of me)
"I'm gonna destroy Vaan and that stupid dragon, but first, I need more bullets… and a machine gun!" said Balthier.
"Why me," grumbled Vaan.
"Let's get some more feathers, steel axe, and…"
"No more damn carrots Fran, I'm so sick of those stupid carrot arrows and finding carrot crumbs in my gun (how the heck do they get in there anyway?)," Interrupted Balthier.
"Why are we in Bhujerba anyway?" asked Vaan.
"We need supplies, because what that jerk that makes the candy told me, I think his name was Willy Wonka or something really retarded, he said that when his strongest slave died easily!" explained Balthier.
"Must've been very weak!" said Vaan.
"Shut up Vaan!!" yelled Fran.
"Hey, only I can abuse Vaan," said Balthier.
"Hey!!" yelled Vaan.
"Vaan, go to Hell," said Balthier.
Balthier walks away.
"You're on your own, Vaan," said Fran.
9 hours later…
"Now I can rest in my room on the… HOLY HELL, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!
"I repainted the Strahl, but now it's called the Honeybunny!" Vaan explained with seriously extreme glee.
The ship looked like a crummy picture of the sun over the ocean with a stick rabbit floating over the water, and the word Strahl was painted over with the word Honeybunny.
Balthier's eye started twitching. He pulled out the Fomalhaut, loaded it with 400 bullets, and than aimed it at Vaan.
"Sweet merciful crud…," said Vaan.
(Balthier says a word that can only be put in an M rated story) "DIE VAAN, I'LL DESTROY YOU SO GRUESOMELY, YOU'LL NEVER KNOW ANYTHING!!" screamed Balthier with unimaginable blind fury.
"Hahahahaha, violence does not resolve anything, why not buy some candy from me?" asked Willy Wonka.
Balthier shot Willy Wonka and said, "See you in hell Vaan!!"
"Ready to go Balthier!" said Fran.
Balthier stops and says, "Fine, in the Strahl!
"Honeybunny!" said Vaan with glee.
Balthier punches Vaan hard.
"Ouch!!" said Vaan.
