I don't own anything at all.
"You are all in so much trouble when we get home!" America scolded all 50 of his children.
"What? Not fair!" Texas shouted.
"Hm, that's right, you want your little date first don't you?" America smirked.
Texas looked confused.
"He means you want to go on your date with California, jackass." Oregon replied, rolling his eyes.
"WHAT?" Texas shouted.
"Dude, don't try to deny it, we all know you like him." Illinois rolled her eyes and huffed.
"Oh yes Illinois, because you deny that you like Ohio, unluckily for him and luckily for you, you will be going on a date too. Ah, entertainment. This is so revenge." America smiled.
"Father! What did I ever do to you?" Ohio said unhappily.
"Um, we all annoy dad, it's like our top hobby." New Mexico retorted.
"No duh." Idaho laughed.
"Wait… is this a double date?" Illinois freaked out.
"Um, yeah… Why?" America asked.
"I can't be seen with that unsanitary pig, and pretend we are best friends!" Illinois huffed and blew on a string of hair dramatically.
"Oh you poor thing." Tennessee rolled his eyes in sarcasm.
"She's your motherfucking sister. There is nothing wrong with being seen with her." Mississippi scolded motherly.
"Misty… Have you seen her?" Illinois rolled her eyes.
"Yeah…" Mississippi looked confused.
"Why can't I just go with Helen (New York) ? She's my actual best friend." Texas complained.
"The problem is that I don't date anyone, thank you very much." New York huffed, glaring at Idaho.
"Oh! You could go with Conner (Idaho)!" Vermont shouted. She loved teasing her siblings.
"Hey, shut up, Raychel, you still forgetting about you-know-who?" Helen laughed.
"Shut up. This never happened." Raychel blushed and turned away.
"Okay, forget it. We'll talk about this in the morning." America yawned.
"Dad, it's only 4 in the afternoon." Connecticut rolled his eyes.
"Yeah, but I don't want to see any of you guys for a while." America sighed and headed up the stairs.
Louisiana woke up bright and early the next morning at 3.
"Hey! Lillian, don't be late downstairs making breakfast, okay sweetie?" Kansas called, already heading down the stairs.
"Yes, sister!" Lillian raced to her bathroom, grabbed a brush, and started to comb her messy hair.
When she was done with her morning rituals, she raced down the stairs. If she was late, Kansas was sure to kill her.
"Kansas! I'm here!" Lillian was sure to yell, and hastily started to get pots and pans ready.
After an hour of cooking for her ravenous siblings, Louisiana rested on the couch as Vermont descended from the stairs.
"Up so early, Raychel?" Kansas called.
"Yeah, I woke up a long time ago, but I was reading my fanfictions upstairs. They are hilarious… And secretly fluffy." Raychel bounced, before settling down at the huge dining table.
"Gah, our siblings are so lazy. I don't get how they sleep for such a long time." Vermont yet again sighed, and debated on waking up Texas.
A few hours later, at 10, Kansas told Vermont to go upstairs and individually wake up every one of her siblings.
Instead, Vermont just walked out of the kitchen and went near the stairs shouting, "WAKE UP, LAZYHEADS!" She then walked back into the kitchen without even going up the stairs because she was too lazy.
"Oh my gosh." Missouri groaned, walking out of her room, and hit her ringing head.
"Missouri! Good morning." Mississippi greeted, also tired.
"How dare you wake me up? Now… I'M FIRIN' MA LAZERS!" Texas ran out of her room, holding an iPad with a gun app on and started shooting like crazy.
"Oh my goodness." Mississippi groaned, snatching up her iPad and confiscating it.
Then, all of her other crazed sibling came out of their rooms. Illinois was stalking Ohio, while Ohio was telling her to stop. Idaho and New York were loudly arguing. Rhode Island was running around screaming about her stuffed animals. And finally, Texas was punching California.
"Alright! All of you, shut up, or I'll get my gun! Or Alaska! Whichever is scarier to you all." Mississippi screamed, waving the confiscated iPad that was still on in the air for emphasis.
"Uh, Missy… If you think that is a real gun, you're as paranoid as Texas…" Oregon backed away slowly.
Texas nodded vigorously, as if she hadn't been insulted.
"Eh, I don't care for you all; I'm going downstairs to eat." Ohio sighed, making it safely in the kitchen. Or as safely one could be Illinois clutching your arm until it got red.
Eventually, the all made it to the kitchen and sat down to eat.
"Hey, Kansas and Louisiana! Nice cooking, as usual." They all nodded happily and started to dig in.
"Ugh. I tried avoiding you all, but I need my food." America came from the stairs, groaning.
"Daddy! Bad!" Rhode Island tripped him and sat on him.
"See! She's supposed to be the most innocent! What went wrong with her?" America asked, pleadingly.
"You got to her." They all said in union.
America hung his head, crestfallen, "You don't have to be so blunt about it!"
"Yes we do!" Pennsylvania laughed.
"This is why I avoid you all as much as possible." America sighed, getting up and carrying Rhode Island back to her chair.
"Actually, I know something we could all do! Field trip, I guess. To the mall!" America shouted, holding up his fork, "Oh, by the way, I'm not taking care of all of you. I'm going shopping with Iggy, so have fun by yourselves." America added.
"What the heck is a 'mall'?" Texas asked.
"How should we know? We always have work, and if we don't we are busy no having lives." Iowa sighed.
"Well anyways, a mall is a place with a lot of shopping places in one place." Kansas's eyes sparkled.
"Ew! Shopping? Why would we want to do that?" Texas, Vermont, and New York looked disgusted.
"They have a GameStop and a candy factory." Kansas sighed, rolling her eyes.
"Oh! Okay, then. LET'S GO!" They all shouted.
"Holy! Oh my goodness, this is quite a large place!" the states all looked in awe at the large halls with people bustling around. Large wreaths and colorful ornaments wrapped around large poles. In the center of it all, there was a large tree with blinking lights of all colors.
"Oh! People are already Christmas decorating!" Missouri smiled.
"Really? It's still a long way away from Christmas. Seriously, for people, the day after Thanksgiving is Christmas shopping time." Kansas rolled her eyes.
"No, we won't even live until Christmas. WE WILL ALL DIE. On the 21st." Oklahoma said.
Mississippi quickly covered Rhode Island and the other little one's ears.
"Don't be stupid! The world isn't going to end!" Mississippi snorted, flicking Oklahoma in the ear. (A/N: Seriously, it's not going to. Please don't panic.)
"I know… Ow! I was just kidding!" Oklahoma's ear was a throbbing red after Missy finally let go. Her temper could get the best of her sometimes.
"Let's go! I'm blowing this joint! Bye, losers!" Nevada shouted.
"Bianca, (Nevada) do you even know what 'blowing this joint' means?" Maine asked.
"Um, no! But whatever, I'm leaving you all!" Nevada turned around and headed for GameStop.
"Wait up!" Washington followed like a lost puppy behind her.
"Okay, Bianca is right, see you guys later." Texas grabbed Vermont and New York's hands and they all headed into GameStop as well.
California sighed with Idaho and they both followed.
"Brother Ben! Where would you like to go?" Illinois asked happily.
"How about… You go to the 'Forever 21' place and I'll follow you real quick. I, uh, have to do something real quick." Ohio stumbled for an excuse.
"It's okay! I'll follow you!" Illinois beamed.
"I'm going to the restroom…" Ohio said, knowing that would get her off his trail.
"Oh… Okay. I'll meet you there." As soon as Illinois's gaze left him, Ohio dashed for the food court.
"Hey! Ben?" Arkansas, Oregon, Oklahoma, West Virginia, Georgia, and Hawaii waved at him. (I know that's a lot but in every store, there is at least one other state. There are bloody 50 of them! Excuse my Britishness right there.)
"Where is big sister Kara?" Georgia tugged on his sleeve.
"She's doing her shopping, dear." Ohio bent down to scoop her up.
"Hah! That's hard to believe! That chick clings to you like glue. Congrats on getting her off your trail." Okalahoma laughed.
"Now I feel bad though. You know how anti-social she is. The only reason she loves me is because I was the one who stood up for her." Ohio sighed.
"Well, you better go now. She is probably crying right now." Virginia looked at him sadly. She had been away getting the food, but she had heard everything.
"Wait. I've got it!" Ohio hastily ran away, waving good-bye to his surprised siblings.
Ohio ducked into Forever 21, and scanned around, making sure Illinois wasn't there.
He realized she wasn't and looked into the dress section, looking for a gift for Illinois, muttering, "She will love this one!" at a yellow sundress. It would match her eyes.
Meanwhile…
Illinois cried, not knowing where her dear brother was. Then she saw him come into the store and ducked behind a clothing rack and heard him mumble something about a present for another girl.
She ripped a shirt in half, and stormed out of the shop, crying, her eyes bloodshot red from her tears.
Whoa. A lot more drama than I thought was going to happen. I don't know myself sometimes. I know. I suck at writing drama. Anyways, sorry for the long update, now there will be another one. I can only go to my friend's house once every two weeks and use the computer there. My computer broke down and my dad won't get me a new one… It sucks.
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-Akira Ambrawr (Teehee)
