Author's note*

I had no idea where this date was going XD So yeah! There are a few Spanish words here and there, scroll to the bottom for the translation. ALSO, THIS SONG DOES NOT BELONG TO ME. But I urge you to look it up on youtube. It's a nice song.

Enjoy!


"...A Mexican restaurant?" Hisoka questions, looking at the big sign above the building flashing the words, El Rancho.

"...Yeah…" Leorio scratches his cheek awkwardly. "I heard it's the best place around, and you know, I was sort of craving tacos…?" He lies with a feigned smile.

To be perfectly honest, Leorio had no idea where to take Hisoka for their date. He was certainly not going to take Hisoka to a fancy, expensive, restaurant because he wasn't sure if the trash clown would look like his usual self. Obviously he didn't. Leorio also wasn't going to take Hisoka to a shitty place like a fast food restaurant. The clown would catch on that Leorio is trying to ruin their night. So Leorio chose something in the middle, a Mexican restaurant. Don't get the teen wrong, Leorio had nothing against the food or the people whatsoever. El Rancho just happens to have a reputation of being usually packed and being loud and obnoxious. What better way to ruin an evening than by other people ruining it for you? But after what happened earlier today, Leorio's not sure he can pull through ruining the night.

"You don't mind, do you?" Leorio asks, reading Hisoka's facial expression for any signs of irritation or displeasure. "We could go somewhere else?"

Hisoka glances away from the flashing sign to look at Leorio. The man's brows were scrunched together in worry and his eyes held so much concern. Hisoka's heart flutters. Leorio is just so adorable! "Relax, doll," Hisoka coos. He snakes his arm around the others waist, earning a surprised yelp from Leorio, and presses said man closely against his side. "Anywhere is fine as long as I'm with you. Besides," the sadist licks his lips, "dinner isn't as good as dessert." He gropes one of Leorio's butt cheeks for emphases.

The teen jumps along with his heart and shoves the trash clown to the floor with surprising force. He glares down at the smirking sadist. Oh yeah, Leorio is totally going to ruin the night for sure now! The teen huffs and shoved his hands inside his pants pockets before making his way inside the restaurant. "Can you keep your hands to yourself?" He asks, hearing the other chuckle in response. "Didn't you say you weren't going to try anything tonight?"

"Well, doctor, it's pretty hard to resist. You're pretty much waving that cute little bum of yours around. It's hard not to stare, let alone grope," Hisoka's amused smile widens once Leorio stiffens and hides his rear with his hands. It's so easy to fluster his cute little doctor. He can't wait to charm the man tonight! It's going to be perfect.

"Keep your eyes up front, trash clown," Leorio says as one of the restaurant's staff attends to him.

Hisoka took the opportunity to glance around. The place is fairly large with white walls decorated with many village paintings. The restaurant is packed with couples and families feasting and laughing. They were louder than the Mariachis, a group of musicians playing or singing together. The place is very lively, not that Hisoka minds. He just hopes they won't get in the way of his date, or there will be some serious hell to pay. Hisoka just hopes he won't lose himself in bloodlust… again.

"Hisoka," Said man glances at Leorio, only for the man to gesture him to follow to their table.

"Here are your menus. Your waitress, Laura, will be with you shortly, would you like anything to drink in the mean time?"

"Water is fine for now," Leorio answers with a nod of his head, Hisoka asking for the same thing. The kind waitress just nods her head before leaving the two alone.

"Okay now, lets see here," Leorio opens the large menu and covers his face in it, feigning reading through it. His heart is beating more exaggeratedly than earlier today. The teen is sure he is going to have a heart attack anytime soon! Leorio is so nervous, he can barely hear the loud ruckus emitting in the restaurant because of his heart pounding in his ears. He can feel his hands tremble and his palms were becoming moist with sweat. Now it suddenly became very hard to breath? "Relax Leorio, or Hisoka will want to give you mouth to mouth," he internally scolds himself, though it wasn't making anything better.

"Leorio," Hisoka calls out to the other, voice full of concern. "Are you alright?" Leorio's aura was all over the place. Shifting atmosphere and even color. Hisoka can tell, just by reading his aura, that Leorio is incredibly nervous. The sadist ghostly smirks. He loves being able to create such a reaction from his doctor. He almost wants to tease him a little.

"Of course! I am dandy! Never been better! I feel great!" This all came out in one, muffled, sentence. Leorio mentally smacks himself for being too obvious. He really needs to take a breather. Anywhere is fine, as long as he can be alone with his thoughts for a moment. A moment is all he asks for!

"Buenas tardes! I am Laura, your waitress!" Leorio sighs thankfully. He looks up at the waitress. She was short and pudgy, has beautiful black curly hair, and has tan skin with dark brown eyes. If Leorio wasn't so nervous, or with Hisoka at the moment, he would definitely try to wow the beauty in front of him. "Here are your drinks," she says with a thick Spanish accent. She puts down two glass cups in front of the two and fills them up with ice water. "Are you two ready to order?"

"We're not quite ready to order yet," Leorio answers, earning a nod from Laura.

"That is fine, I will give you another minute,"

"Gracias, eres muy amable," Hisoka says, expressing his gratitude in spanish.

Both Laura and Leorio look at the sadists with surprised expressions. The waitress then smiles widely and asks Hisoka a series of questions in her native tongue. "Dios mio, hablas español? Eres Hispano o lo aprendiste?" Hisoka replies with ease, though he had a slight accent to him. Very slight.

Leorio watches the scene before him. Since when did Hisoka speak spanish? Well Leorio wasn't too surprised since he still doesn't know much about the trash clown. Although, he doesn't like what he is seeing. Not one bit. Laura was giggling far too much, and Hisoka had that flirtatious look on his face while speaking in a husky tone. Leorio may not understand spanish but he can definitely read body language. These two are definitely flirting with each other! "What the hell! He forces me to take him out and ends up flirting with other people?" Leorio thought, simmering in his seat. His nervousness long gone, now replaced with annoyance.

"Well I hope you two have fun," Laura says with so much cheer in her voice, followed by a wink.

"Gracias," Hisoka chuckles in response before the waitress leaves with the promise of coming back in a few minutes to take their orders. Hisoka looks back at his menu. A wide smile is plastered on his face as he skims through the menu. That was a lovely talk he had with Laura. Hisoka told the waitress about his date with Leorio and how he plans on seducing him. Laura was super excited and supportive of the idea. She even offered her assistance. It was nice talking it out to somebody. Illumi never cared to listen to him. Some friend he is!

"Let's see, I think I'll just have the taco dinner," Hisoka says, reading over what the dinner came with, "it's about the only dish I'm familiar with so I think it's the best choice. What about you, Leorio-"

"-I'm," The teen stands up from his seat, eyes not meeting Hisoka's, "...going to take a leak."

"Okay…?" Hisoka watched as Leorio left the table, spoke with one of the waitress, and made his way to the restroom. "That was odd, why is he upset?"


Leorio barges into the restroom and lets out a loud, annoyed, huff. "That damn trash clown," he growls as he furiously walks towards a sink, firmly grabs the sides of it, and glares at himself in the mirror. "You can literally have any girl you want. You didn't have to force me into this mediocre date… I could be home jerking off right now," Leorio's face turns into a scowl as he replayed the scene, about what happened moments ago, in his head. "He's probably flirting with her right now!"

His chest felt tight and there's a lump in his throat. The teen is seething with anger. So much so that he now has an angry red tint on his cheeks. He's not sure what's got him so upset but it was irritating him. He wants to punch something, to let out his anger, he needs to let loose! Leorio pulls, more like yanks, his phone out of his pocket and immediately dials a number.

"The person you are trying to reach is unavailable right now,"

"Damn it, Kurapika, answer your phone!" Leorio pleads as he redials the number again. He presses the phone against his ear. "Please, please, please."

It took three more rings before the other finally answered his phone. "Leorio, it's you…" The Kurta's voice came out in a relieved sigh.

"Oi, why didn't you answer the first time?" Leorio accidentally voices out his thoughts. Before Kurapika had time to answer, Leorio interrupts. "Never mind that-" he shook his head and pulls away from the sink to lean against the wall, "-Hisoka is such a pain."

"What's happened between you two?" Kurapika asks.

"First, he breaks into my house, second, he nearly rapes me, third, he forces me to take him out on a date, and for what? So he can flirt with other girls in front of me?" Leorio growls. His free hand turns into a fist while the other firmly grips his phone. "That pig! He's an asshole! Damn it, why am I even here? He can have anyone he wants. He didn't have to force me into this!"

"Why are you upset?"

"Why? Did you not hear everything I said-"

"-Isn't this a good thing?" Kurapika cuts in. "He's distracted and looking for potential women to date. He'll leave you alone and forget about his attraction towards you."

"...Oh yeah, right," Leorio's chest became tighter at the thought of Hisoka dating someone else, like Laura. He doesn't understand why though? This is what he wanted, Hisoka leaving him alone for good.

"... Leorio, don't tell me you…" Kurapika's voice became unsure and hesitant, "could it be that... perhaps…you?"

Leorio felt his heart pick up at the realization of what Kurapika is trying to say. "No! Of course not!" The angry tint on his face fades to a pink shade. NO! He does not hold any affection towards Hisoka. He's just frustrated that Hisoka is flirting in front of him. No it isn't jealousy! "I'm just annoyed with him Kurapika. Nothing else. It's annoyance!"

"And why are you annoyed?"

"I'm annoyed that Hisoka is flirting around- NO, WAIT NO, THAT ISN'T IT!" Leorio cursed to himself while face palming. "Damn it!"

Kurapika chuckles through the phone, "you know it's okay to like him-"

"-Don't start with me, Kurapika. I do not like him!" Leorio coughs onto his fist. "I could never be with him, let alone be with a killer," Leorio says, remembering the things Tompa said about Hisoka and how said trash clown killed the hunter contestants during the exam.

"You're right, neither would I…." Kurapika took a long pause.

Leorio raised a brow. "Oi, are you there?" He questions, listening intently for the other.

"Huh? Yeah, I'm here," Kurapika answers, "have you thought about the possibility of Hisoka changing?"

"What are you getting at?"

"Do you think Hisoka would stop hurting people and end his killing spree for your sake?"

Leorio's eyes widen at the thought, and for some reason his heart flutters. Would Hisoka stop? "I'm not sure, Kurapika..." Leorio thought about all the things Hisoka did for him. The magician got him flowers, cleaned himself up to look like a normal person for their date, gave himself fake bruises back in Zevil Island just so Leorio can tend to him, and he even went as far as to locate Leorio's whereabouts. Hisoka seems to be doing an awful lot for Leorio. "He did do a lot of things to get closer to me… even went as far as saying he lo… lo-loves me."

I'm drawn to you, Leorio. It was love at first sight... Leorio furrows his brows at the memory.

The teen groans as he pulls away from the wall. He starts pacing around the restroom, mumbling things to himself while still on the line with the Kurta. When someone would come into the restroom, they would give Leorio an unsure look. Leorio would give them a, "mind your own business," glare and they would immediately retreat.

"He would probably stop his murderous ways for me. But can he stop? Isn't killing like taking a breath for him? It's like asking a fish to stop breathing water- Wait! Why am I considering this? Kurapika you're brainwashing me into dating him, aren't you?!"

"Of course I'm not!" Kurapika huffs in irritation. "You seem indecisive about wanting to be with him. I'm just telling you the outcome on what might happen if you date him."

"Right. You just want my ass to be plowed by the trash clown,"

"Yes, Leorio, that's exactly it," Kurapika says, with so much sarcasm in his voice, "of course I want to see Hisoka's member drive into you. Nothing would do my heart good then to see that pleasing scene before my eyes."

"Why you-!"

"-Alright. I've heard enough." A calm yet stern voice cuts in, surprising both Leorio and Kurapika.

"What the-" Leorio stops his pacing. "Hey, who's there?" He questions, glaring at the wall in front of him.

"Illumi!" Kurapika's voice came in a surprised shout. "Is that you? This is a private chat, how are you-!"

"-Illumi? Killua's brother? Is he on the other line? Did he just put us on three way?!" Leorio shouts. "Listen, buddy, I don't know who you think you are-"

"-Leorio, let me handle this... Illumi." Kurapika's voice is calm but firm. "I implore you to hang up, this is an invasion of my privacy-"

"-Leorio. I must ask you to refrain your contact with Kurapika once and for all." Illumi says, completely ignoring Kurapika's plea.

"Oh yeah? You and what army?!" Leorio growls, completely forgetting who he's talking to and what they're capable of. "What makes you think I'll-"

"-You will meet your unfortunate end if you don't hang up the phone. Right. Now." Illumi says, emphasizing his last words.

"Illumi, if you so much as touch one hair on Leorio's head-"

"-Kurapika, you don't need friends," Illumi repeats the words he spoke to Killua back during the hunter exam. "They'll only betray you. You don't need anyone else. I'll be your only friend and lover. Trust me, I know what's best."

"Illumi you can't-"

"-Hey, listen here!" Leorio interrupts Kurapika. He can feel his vein popping in his forehead. He can't just listen by while his friend is being forced into something he doesn't want. "Don't treat Kurapika like your property. I don't care if you do like him, he's not an object for you to keep to yourself. He deserves freedom, happiness, and friends just as much as Killua deserves it."

"Leorio, enough!" Kurapika pleads, trying to prevent Leorio from angering Illumi.

"Please refrain from giving me advice. Killua is my brother and only I know what's best for him. Don't meddle in my families business. As for Kurapika, he is mine now. And you won't interfere."

"Illumi, so help me I'll-"

"-Leorio." Said teen jumps as someone embraces him from behind. Leorio's heart skips a beat as he turns to face who it was.

"Hisoka?" He questions, brown orbs meeting yellow fierce ones. Said magician smiles softly at Leorio. "Wha-What are you- hey!" Leorio protests as Hisoka takes the phone from him.

Hisoka clicks on the speaker button, for both him and Leorio to hear. "Illumi! What a pleasant surprise~" Hisoka coos. He tightens his arm around Leorio and rests his chin on said teen's shoulder. Leorio's heart ran a mile and the blush on his face became a dark pink shade.

"Hisoka?" Kurapika questions, a little silently to himself.

"Hisoka." Illumi greets.

"I couldn't help overhearing your conversation with my doctor and I don't very much like it," Hisoka snuggles his cheek against Leorio's, causing said men to utter a type of squeak. "Listen carefully, my dear Illumi," Hisoka's voice became stern and low. Even Leorio felt a fearful shiver creep up his spine. "Leorio is my prey. If you dare harm him I wont just be angry. I might just take it out on Kurapika~"

Leorio tenses and his heart stops. He's pretty sure Kurapika had the same reaction. He side glances Hisoka. "You wouldn't dare-"

"-Don't touch my Kurta, Hisoka." Illumi's voice has slightly rose in anger. Leorio can practically feel the killing atmosphere coming from the assassin through the phone. "I will slaughter you, torture you, make you one of my needlemen."

Hisoka chuckles, lowly, "well at least we agree not to touch each other's toys." Leorio swallows thickly. What has he and Kurapika gotten into? "Until next time, Illumi~"

"Wait, don't hang up!" Leorio yells, a little too late.

"Oops, sorry about that," Hisoka says, handing Leorio his phone back.

"I should call back," Leorio says, dialing Kurapika's number again. He presses the phone against his ear and eagerly waits for his friend to call back.

"Why?"

"Why? Who knows if Illumi will do something to him!" The call goes to voicemail. "Damn it!" He dials again. "That bastard better stay put."

"Why does it concern you?" Leorio was about to answer but Hisoka's hold on him became tight, almost bone breaking. "You are with me now. Your eyes must only follow me, your heart must only yearn for me, and your body must only lust for me, Leorio. So stop worrying about the Kurta…"

"Hisoka- you're crushing me!" Leorio gasps, trying to break out of the others hold. Hisoka loosens his hold but doesn't release his embrace from Leorio. "Oi, why are you saying this all of a sudden?" Leorio moves to the side to have a better look at the magician. Hisoka's eyes were furrowed and his bottom lip was puckered out. "Why are you pouting?" Leorio asks.

"Must you ask?" The magician averts his eyes from Leorio's. "You ditch me to talk to your friend, and you expect me to be okay with that," Hisoka narrows his eyes once he utters the word friend.

When his prey took too long in the restroom, Hisoka decided to check up on Leorio. Since the teen had the natural need to shout when on the phone, Hisoka was able to ease drop through the restroom door. The sadist was not happy to learn Kurapika was the one Leorio spoke with. Hisoka wasn't even paying attention to the conversation between the two anymore, being too busy planning Kurapika's "sudden" disappearance. He even contemplated calling the Kurta later that day, to tell him to stop his friendship with Leorio, that is until Illumi called first and beat him to it.

"It's rude to flirt with other people, Leorio, especially when you're with me," Hisoka scolds, pout now turning into a scowl.

"K-Kurapika called me," Leorio lies through his teeth, Hisoka caught onto the lie though. The teen sighs and faces his head away from the jealous trash clown. He crosses his arms. "There is no reason for you to be acting like this, your acting like a clingy schoolgirl, and you're one to talk! You were flirting with that waitress earlier today, so you're just as bad!"

"What waitress?" Hisoka raises a brow and looks over at the teen. The teen was still avoiding eye contact but Hisoka can see the red tint on Leorio's ears. "Do you mean, Laura?"

"Who else do I mean?" Leorio spat.

"But we were merely speaking of-"

"-Besides," Leorio pulls away from Hisoka and puts his hand on his hip, his other hand still holding his phone. He gives the sadist a stern look. "I wasn't flirting with Kurapika, he's just a friend and it's natural for me to worry about my friend if his ass is in danger of being raped by an assassin lunatic," Leorio puts away his phone. The call went straight to voice mail again. Leorio frowns deeply. He just hopes Kurapika is okay. After all the things he's seen and went through, Kurapika honestly doesn't deserve anymore misfortunes.

"… Stop with the long face," Hisoka says, bringing Leorio back to reality. "Illumi won't do anything rash,"

"Did you not hear him harassing me and Kurapika?"

"I did. Illumi's got jokes, thinking I'm going to let him touch you. Hilarious," Hisoka laughs, a little too sinister. Lord only knows what Hisoka would do if Leorio were to ever get hurt by the hands of… well just about anyone. Only Hisoka can handle his own toys and only Hisoka can break his own toys… not that he's planning on harming Leorio.

Leorio felt himself relax and then tense up at Hisoka's snicker. Hopefully he won't see this dark side of Hisoka too much in the future. Wait, why is he thinking about the future all of a sudden?

The sadist crosses his arms. He smiles warmly at Leorio with a tilt of his head. "Once a menace falls in love they will do whatever it takes to make the other fall in love with them. Whatever it takes, like chaining them down, caging them, or taking away their ability to walk and run away,"

"That… doesn't ease my nerves one bit," Leorio narrows his eyes at the snickering trash clown. This isn't the time to be joking around! Kurapika's butt is at stake.

"Ha ha, we don't always resort to that. First we'll try and win your heart over. For example, taking our love out on a date," Hisoka reaches a hand out towards Leorio, waiting patiently for the other to accept him.

Leorio hesitates before taking Hisoka's hand. He's going to ignore the small electric spark he felt when his fingers brushed over the others smooth skin. He's also going to ignore the way his heart jumps when Hisoka kisses his knuckles firmly. Leorio's going to do an awful lot of ignoring tonight now won't he.

"Let's proceed with our date, love," Hisoka says before leading Leorio out of the restroom, their hands entwined together.

Leorio obliges, silently praying for Kurapika's well being. Once they stepped foot out of the restroom, there was a long line of men waiting outside. They all gave Leorio suspicious looks before barging their way into the restroom. Leorio raises a brow. Were they all waiting for him to end his conversation with Kurapika?

"This is Illumi's first love I believe, so he won't go against Kurapika's wishes," Hisoka starts conversation. Once they make it back to their table, Hisoka allows Leorio to pull away to take his seat. Hisoka pulls his chair closer towards the teen and sits beside him.

"How can you be so sure," Leorio asks, slightly moving away from the sadist.

"Let's just say we go way back," Hisoka rests his elbows on the table and entwines his fingers together. "We are very much alike, Illumi and I. When we want something, nothing will stop us from getting it,"

"Well you've proven that," Leorio mutters while rolling his eyes.

"Am I not a gem?" Hisoka chuckles. "If I'm correct, Illumi is with Kurapika right now, questioning his relationship with you, pinning him down perhaps, trying to prove himself a better lover,"

"Would he hurt him?!" Leorio's hands turn into tight fists. "If he dares do something I'll-" Leorio stops mid-sentence once Hisoka's hand gestures him to stop his words.

"Kurapika is smart and capable of defending himself, so of course he managed to get Illumi to stop his actions with a little persuasion." Hisoka averts his gaze from Leorio, not liking the way he physically relaxed and sighed. "So rest assured, Kurapika is safe,"

"I hope so," Leorio sighs. He runs his hand through his hair. If what Hisoka says is true then Kurapika is okay, but still, he doesn't like that he's sitting here instead of going to his rescue. He's just going to have to take Hisoka's word for it.

"Hola~"

Leorio internally cringes once Laura's cheery voice reached his ears, though he still managed to force a kind smile on his face. "Hey!" He greets.

Hisoka took notice of Leorio's change in attitude and smirks. The teen's aura is negative once Laura came. He chuckles. "Hello, sweetheart," he greets, earning a glare from the doctor of his dreams. He just smiles back at Leorio. The teen's jealousy is cute.

"Ha, ha, stop being such a flirt," Laura giggles. "I can tell su novio is getting jealous."

"No-vio?" Leorio questions the unknown Spanish word meaning "boyfriend."

"Okay, so here are your orders," she says in a sing song voice. She claps her hands twice and two men immediately approach the table from behind Laura.

"Wait, we didn't order yet…?" Leorio says with a raised brow. Both men place a large plate in front of Leorio and Hisoka, plates containing three tacos with tomato and lettuce on top and having rice and beans on the side.

"You took so long in the restroom, I ended up ordering for the both of us," Hisoka says, watching as Leorio perks up at the large beer mug placed in front of him. "You did say so yourself you were craving tacos, so I hope you don't mind getting exactly that,"

"I didn't realize I took so long, sorry," Leorio apologizes while scratching the back of his head guiltily. "Oh, thanks," Leorio says, thanking the man that brought him the meal. The man nods his head but doesn't meet Leorio's eyes. They seem distant and lifeless, almost like a puppets gaze.

"Don't worry about paying, it's on the house," Laura says. She smiles cheekily and claps her hands twice, signaling the men to leave.

"Really?!" Leorio questions. He isn't protesting against the sudden kind gesture, he just wants to make sure he heard right. He would never deny free food!

"Yes really! I'm always happy to help a friend out," Laura giggles while winking over at Hisoka who seems to be grinning way to hard.

"Oh…" Of course she is doing this to impress Hisoka. To be honest, who wouldn't try to seduce the man tonight? He looks breath taking tonight…! Oddly enough, Leorio wishes Hisoka looked like his regular trash clown self right now. Maybe people would stop giving him flirty looks and eating up his appearance.

"We very much appreciate this," Hisoka thanks while placing his hand over Leorio's, sensing his discomfort. He chuckles once the teen gives him an accusing glare, but he doesn't pull his hand away from Hisoka's. The jealousy demonstrating in the teen's aura has subdued, just a bit.

"It is my pleasure," Laura smiles warmly at the sight before her. She really wanted to pull out her phone to take a picture, but that would be rude. She wants these two to come back to her restaurant in the future. "Judas!" She calls while turning her back on the two men. One of the men playing a guitar makes his way towards the short female. "Play Amorcito Corazon for these two gentlemen,"

"Esta bien," The man nods his head in agreement before signaling the other five musicians to come over to the table.

"Wait, what's happening?" Leorio questions.

Hisoka just squeezes his hand in reassurance. "Just enjoy yourself, love," Hisoka said while taking a sip of his beverage with his free hand.

"Enjoy your meal," Laura says, about to walk away before remembering something. "Oh wait! Almost forgot," she pulls out a small bottle of spray from her cleavage and made her way towards the mariachis. She sprays on all their faces.

"Wh-what is she doing?" Leorio questions.

"Oye, que haces?!" Judas protests and questions Laura's actions while he and his band members wipe their faces furiously. They then take a small pause before straightening their backs. They stare at Laura with seemingly lifeless eyes. They look like they are waiting for orders or something?

"Don't charge them for the song, it's on the house, okay?" Laura orders with a small tilt of her head. The men nod their heads in agreement before putting their instruments into position and tuning them.

"What the hell?" Leorio says to himself. He looks over at Hisoka for answers.

"I knew there was something I liked about you~" Hisoka says, eyes seeming to sparkle in fascination.

Laura's sweet smile turns sadistic, her eyes turn dark. "Manipuladora," she simply says.

"Transmitter," Hisoka answers back. Both beings exchange knowing looks before tearing their gaze away. Laura excuses herself before leaving the two to their meal.

"What just happened?" Leorio asks, feeling lost and confused.

"Don't worry too much about it," Hisoka answers.

Leorio was about to pry more into what just happened but the playing of a trumpet distracted him. Leorio gazes wide eyed at the band performing near their table. His face turns red in embarrassment. "Don't tell me they're performing for us?!"

"Amorcito corazo,
yo tengo tentacion,
de un beso~"

"THEY ARE!" Leorio internally screams as the group of men played their song with so much volume and passion. He looks over at Hisoka. The trash clown was happily feasting in his meal, enjoying the song being performed for them. IS HE REALLY GOING TO ACT LIKE THIS ISN'T EMBARRASING? Everyone in the restaurant is staring over at their table giving them strange looks.

Hisoka chuckles at Leorio as he scoops the teens hand in his and rubs his thumb over the back of Leorio's hand. "You should try this, it tastes amazing~" He says, the volume in his voice raised. The mariachis are loud!

Leorio glares at the other before sighing in defeat. There's no way around this, is there? He grabs his drink with his free hand and takes a large gulp of it. "I don't know how you can be so calm," he says, loud enough for both of them to hear.

"I'm calm because I'm with you, Leorio," Hisoka answers, making said teen blush harder.

Leorio takes another swing of his beer. "Ahg, you are unbelievable…" Leorio then remembers his conversation with Kurapika and sternly looks at the sadist. "Hey… how deep in, um love, are you with me?"

Hisoka raises his brows before tilting his head and smiling cutely. "It's deeper than the depths of the ocean," Hisoka chuckles, "my love for you knows no limit, Leorio. It's so strong, I don't think I can control it. I've never known this feeling before... and I don't plan on losing it,"

"Wow… um, have you ever been in love before?" Leorio coughs onto his fist, trying to hide the pink blush on his cheeks.

"Have you?" Hisoka watches Leorio curiously.

"I… haven't," Leorio answers, shaking his head "no."

"Neither have I," Hisoka sighs, relieved. He doesn't have to worry about any possible love-rival or anything of the sorts in the future. Leorio is all his, and if anyone tries to intrude then Hisoka will immediately terminate them.

Leorio swallows thickly. "Is your love strong enough to…?" Leorio takes a small pause. He narrows his eyes at the clown, making the sadist raise a brow. "If you want to be with me... IF this works out," Leorio says, emphasizing the word "if." Hisoka laughs but urges Leorio to continue. "If you want us to have some type of future… you are going to have to stop killing." Leorio's brows scrunch downward, a soft glare, "no more killing, no more hurting people, nothing similar. Then, and only then, will I consider being with you,"

Hisoka's eyes were wide in surprise. He did not see this coming at all. He completely forgot he was a cold blooded killer, what with being distracted with Leorio in mind 24/7. He chuckles, a dark chuckle Leorio couldn't hear because of the mariachis. "Alright." Hisoka says, watching as Leorio's jaw drops in disbelief. "You should eat before your food gets cold," he says, getting a spoonful of rice in his mouth. If Leorio wants him to stop then he will stop… for now. Hisoka's just going to have to keep his kills a secret.

"Really…? That's it?" Leorio questions. His stomach fluttered a little too exaggeratedly, his chest felt light while his heart ran a mile a minute, and his eyes became glossy. He's not sure if he's queasy or giddy. He covers his mouth with one of his hands and sinks back into his seat. He can't help but feel special? Hisoka would really stop for him? His heart won't stop beating frantically in his chest.

"Leorio?" Hisoka questions, leaning towards the sunken man. His aura was so bright, shifting colors and atmosphere. From happiness, to disbelief, to content, to shock, to so many other emotions. It was all over the place. Hisoka's heart flutters and his cheeks flush a faint pink color. He didn't think he would cause such a reaction from Leorio? It makes him feel almost guilty… it looks like he's going to have to stop after all…?

"I-I-I didn't think I meant t-that much to you," Leorio stutters, voice muffled by his hand. He averts his gaze from Hisoka, eyes landing on his beer. He grabs it and take another swing at it. "Can you really stop?"

"…I would do anything for you," Hisoka says, voice sincere and soft.

Leorio makes a face, that type of face you make when you're not sure how to react to a situation, before taking another swing of his beer. Leorio's definitely not going to survive tonight.


"Whoa-!"

"Careful, don't hurt yourself now," Hisoka caught Leorio in time before he fell on his face.

"I'm fine~" Leorio slurs as he pushes away from Hisoka. "Hey, did I forget my suitcase?!" Leorio questions in a panic while looking around for his beloved case.

"You didn't bring it with you," Hisoka reminds him.

"Oh yeah~ I forgot!" Leorio giggles before hiccuping a few times. "Wait a minute! If I didn't bring my suitcase…. then where are my keys?!" Leorio's panic returned as he grabs fistfuls of his hair.

Hisoka chuckles before reaching inside the other's pocket. Leorio protests but Hisoka still went digging inside before pulling out the keys to the dorm. "They're right here, love," Hisoka says, waving the key in front of the drunk, probably underage, teen. Hisoka notes to ask Leorio about his age later, for now he has to help the drunk get into his home.

"Wow! You really are a magician!" Leorio beams, eyes sparkling in amazement. Hisoka laughs before opening the door to the teen's dorm. "Why do people call you a clown? Clowns can't do magic. That makes no sense! Pe-People need to get their facts straight. Show me how to do that trick later, kay?!"

"Of course," Hisoka says, humoring Leorio. He pushes the door wide open.

"Thanks!" Leorio cheers as he made his way inside his dorm, Hisoka following behind. He took a big whiff of air. The dorm still smells new despite Leorio already living here for a week. He stretches his arms over his head as he kicked off his shoes. He turns to stare at Hisoka. He grins toothily at the sadist. "Well? Come on in! My casa is your casa!" Leorio says, giggling a little after. He made his way towards his couch and flops is rear down on it. He puts his feet on top of his coffee table. "Ahg~" he sighs before burping, "that was a great meal!"

"Indeed it was," Hisoka answers, smile still plastered on his face. He starts removing his shoes before locking the door.

His evening with Leorio was everything he dreamed of. It was exactly the way he imagined it too. Leorio being flustered while shoving food in his mouth, Hisoka sweet talking to his beloved and making him turn red like a tomato, Leorio chugging down his drink each and every time Hisoka managed to swoon him. Drinking turned out to be a good advantage for the sadist too. Leorio started to relax more once he felt tipsy and was even able to hold up a conversation with Hisoka. Leorio told him how school has been going, where Killua and Gon currently are and where they are soon headed off to, and Leorio even told Hisoka his favorite drinks, food, color, and even when his birthday will be. Hisoka notes to get something extravagant for the teen on his birthday. He also notes to head to heavens arena soon to say, "hi," to the boys.

"Hey, Hisoka~" Leorio calls out, breaking the other from his thoughts. "Did you rea~lly like the restaurant?" Leorio asks, brows furrowed upwards in worry and wonder.

"Yes, yes I did, Leorio," Hisoka chuckles as he made his way towards the teen. He sits on the couch's armrest and cups Leorio's chin in between his fingers. He tilts the teen's head up to meet his gaze. "Were you worried about that this whole time?"

"Duh!" Leorio huffs, "I was afraid you didn't like the place and would get angry…"

Hisoka chuckles before leaning in and kissing Leorio's cheek. "Don't worry, love. I had fun tonight, really," he assures while gazing lovingly into those brown orbs he's grown to love so much.

"…Stop~" Leorio pulls away from Hisoka's hold and covers his face with his hands.

"Why should I?" Hisoka questions, smile turning into a playful grin.

"You're making me embarrassed!" Leorio whines.

He's been blurting out his feelings and what he's had in mind throughout the whole time he was drunk. He's admitted to so many things he would never say sober. Like being embarrassed when Hisoka said or did something romantic, having a funny feeling in his heart when he thought about the sadist, and he even admitted to gazing at Hisoka's body when Leorio was tending to his wounds back at Zevil Island. Leorio is going to scream internally and externally the next morning when he finds out what he's said and done… too bad the night is still young for the teen to do and say more stupid things.

Leorio yelps once he was pushed to lie on his side on the couch. His hands are still covering his face so he can't see what Hisoka is doing.

"Does this make you embarrassed too?" Hisoka questions in a hush tone, now hovering over the teen. He blows hot air onto the others flushed ear and presses his body against Leorio's.

"Yes it does!" Leorio groans while squirming from under Hisoka.

"Why does it make you embarrassed?" Hisoka nips on Leorio's ear, enjoying the small noises erupting from the other. If Leorio wasn't drunk, Hisoka would definitely violate the teen. Teasing is fine for now. He doesn't want Leorio accusing him of rape in the morning. "What was that?" Hisoka asks once Leorio muffles something.

"I am going to bite you!" Leorio growls while turning his head to glare at Hisoka. "Get off!" He growls while trying to shove the sadist away with his arm.

"Alright, alright," Hisoka giggles before pulling away from Leorio. "Where's your bathroom?"

"It's… um, somewhere," Leorio thinks long and hard. Where's the bathroom again? He knows he has two of them… but where are they again? His head hurts now for thinking too hard.

"I'll manage to find it," Hisoka says, smiling warmly at Leorio before leaving to search the bathroom.

Leorio waits a moment, listening intently to the sound of Hisoka's footsteps fading away. He sighs loudly once he heard a door click shut. "Ahg~ tonight was unexpected!" Leorio huffs while sitting up on the couch. "I didn't think it would turn out fun either, ahg! What now?" Leorio questions, voicing out his thoughts.

Okay so tonight turned out to be okay. It was unexpected, it was embarrassing, it was romantic and Leorio can't deny that he had fun. Though he was nervous the whole time, he was still able to form a conversation. They spoke a lot about themselves actually, and Leorio learned a lot about Hisoka. So distracted the teen was with wanting to learn more about Hisoka that he forgot his plan of sabotage! He learned simple things like Hisoka's favorite color, his favorite animal, his birthstone. He also learned unexpected things as well. The trash clown can't cook but baking is pretty easy for him. He self-taught himself Spanish, German, Japanese and is currently teaching himself Chinese… or was it Russian? Hisoka even told Leorio he was a virgin. Leorio is not sure how that conversation came about but he can tell Hisoka was lying. How is Leorio supposed to believe an obvious lie like that?!

"He's full of shit!" Leorio growls to himself while resting his arm on the couch's armrest and leaning his body against it. "Someone as hot as Hisoka being a virgin? Come on now, he has sex appeal…"

A thought suddenly came to mind. Sex! "Oh my god…!" Leorio mutters in a high whisper. Doesn't a date usually lead to sex? Is that why Hisoka hasn't left yet? Is he waiting to sleep with Leorio?

The teen's body became hot and his lower stomach does a flip. His already flushed face becomes a deeper shade of red once he imagines him and Hisoka in bed touching each other, kissing each other, and doing other things. Leorio's head became dizzy. "I wasn't prepared for this!" Leorio shouts while covering his face with his hands once again! So did Hisoka excuse himself to the bathroom to freshen up?

"Leorio, are you alright?" Hisoka asks, voice full of worry. Leorio looks over at the clown, whom was quickly making his way towards the couch. He sits beside the drunk teen and cups his cheek. "What's wrong?" He questions while inspecting Leorio's face. The teen's features were redder then before. "Are you catching a fever or something?"

Leorio's brows furrow together. He likes the way Hisoka is looking at him, with so much concern, love… and want. Leorio's eyes shift to look at Hisoka's body. His red dress-shirt is wide open, no longer tucked into his pants. He likes the way Hisoka's grey tank top hugged his body tightly, defining his chest and stomach nicely. The small bit of skin exposed on his neck looks nice and smooth. Leorio's gaze goes back to Hisoka's face and land on the sadists plump lips. Leorio swallows thickly.

"Leorio?" Hisoka questions when the teen didn't answer him. Leorio was giving him an odd look. "What are you-"

"You want sex, that's why you're still here, right?" Leorio asks, taking Hisoka by surprise. He bushes Hisoka's hand away from his face and crawls towards the trash clown.

"Leorio-"

"Let's fuck then." Leorio says, now straddling the sadist lap.


Author's note*

So what did you think!? This chapter was pretty hard to put into words but I managed to do it! Aye! Illumi is such a jealous shit, is he not? But I still love him! *heart sigh* Aren't I a bitch for leaving it at a cliff hanger? Haha What do you think will happen next? Leave your thoughts on the comment section below!

ALSO
God bless you, Khokha, for giving me that wonderful idea of Illupika and Hisoleo going on a double date. That is just beautiful, amazing, and hilarious! Rest assured that will be a future drabble to write!

Song: Amorcito Corazon by Pedro Infante (Highly recommend you listen to the cover version by Chayanne)

Translation:

Hola: Hi

El Rancho: The Ranch

Buenas Tardes: Good Afternoon

Gracias: Thank you

Gracias, eres muy amable: Thank you, you're very kind.

Dios Mio: My God

Hablas español? :You speak Spanish?

Eres Hispano o lo aprendiste? : Are you Hispanic or did you learn(Spanish)?

Su Novio: You boyfriend

Esta bien: Okay/ alrightyyyy

Oye, que haces?: Hey, what are you doing?!

Manipuladora: Manipulator

Amorcito: Sweetheart

Corazon: heart

Yo Tengo Tentacion: I have a temptation

De un beso: For a kiss

Casa: house