It Could Only Be One Thing

by

PinkBlueLilac

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Teen Titans, thank God, or I'd have to deal with new episode ideas all the time. And staying in character. Like in a major way.

Chapter 3

"Alright, peeps, you better hang on tight, because we're gonna find out just how fast this baby can go!" Cyborg cried enthusiastically over the PA system.

Due to a shortage of rooms – which may or may not have been intentional (cough, cough) – Beast Boy and Raven were sharing one room and Robin and Starfire were in the other, whereas the last room was Cyborg's.

One might find it odd that Raven and Starfire were not put in the same room, nor Robin and Beast Boy, but nobody questioned it, especially since Cyborg was the only one who actually knew how to fly the ship, and their welfare was all dependent on his contentment.

As the other Titans heard the excited Cyborg rev the engine like a car, they simultaneously reached for their respective seatbelts and prayed that they wouldn't die before reaching adulthood.

I believe a description of a room is in order.

To be frank, the rooms weren't specifically spectacular, but it was cosy enough. A pen of sorts was placed in a corner of the room, ready for bags to be placed in it.

A built-in bathroom took up a great amount of space in the room, complete with bathtub and each Titan's respective hygiene products.

Beside the bathroom, a desk and a reading lamp were slotted into the corner.

Finally, a queen-sized bed sat in a corner, which Cyborg took the liberty of adding safety features, such as seatbelts – or rather, bedbelts – to.

Whenever these 'bedbelts' came up in conversation, Cyborg began to make sly comments about how his seemingly innocent teammates might use them for other functions, as well as how dirty the term sounded.

Raven's method of shutting the half-robot up was extremely funny – she had coolly suggested that Cyborg had installed them to commence in several of the actions he had suggested his 'innocent teammates' might have with Bumblebee.

Cyborg immediately turned a deep shade of red, and the others burst out laughing, and the matter was henceforth dropped.

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The events of the long, 12-hour flight were highly amusing. Cyborg was already bored with flying the plane, and so put it on autopilot and set a hologram of himself onto the pilot's seat, then activated his new Stealth Mode, which allowed him to blend with his background like a chameleon, and set out to wreak havoc on his unsuspecting teammates.

Who to annoy first? Robin and Starfire, or Beast Boy and Raven? Ho hum, choices, choices…

Cyborg decided, and snuck into a room, coming out with a very valuable item in his hands. Just for a moment, a voice in Cyborg's head suggested that what he was about to do was very foolish and very life-threatening. Unfortunately, that voice was overruled by the other devious voices that told him to damn the consequences and go for it.

And go for it he did.


Yeaaahhh, a bit uneventful and short here. But I wanted to end it on this note. Oh well, it's not like anyone's taking notice of my rewrite anyway. Sigh. Maybe when I manage to write it till after the last chapter of the original…

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