Another chapter of Guess How Old I Am! I never thought this many people would react to this that quickly. Or say that it's that good. Or is it just because of lack of good manual fics? Oh, well. ONTO THE CHAPTER!

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Okay, so I know England and his relationships with other countries. Not that great.

So I know Yong Soo and his relationships with other countries. . . Interesting, I guess you could say.

But, honestly, I never thought about what the two would act like in each other's presence.

I you think about it, Arthur doesn't know Yong Soo very well and vice versa. The anime didn't even put Yong Soo in and I think the fans (or at least the ones I've seen) haven't thought of it either. But, I never thought I'd see them actually interact with each other. Even in manual fics you don't see them interact that much. But, in this household, anything can and will happen.

"YOUR BREASTS BELONG TO ME, DA ZE!"

"GAH! GET THE BLOODY HELL OFF ME!"

And now he's in deredere mode. For a while, I've been watching these two interact with each other for the couple days. The result:

. . . TOTAL RANDOMNESS!

With different things wrong with them, there's a ton of conclusions. There's Yong Soo's gropings so Arthur will often be in deredere mode whenever that happens. Arthur's cooking (even though I banned him from the kitchen, which I will punish him painfully for) will kill Yong Soo, sorta. More like knock him unconscious, but it seriously looks like he died. Then of course when Yong Soo refuses, he then says how awful it is, and then Arthur starts saying that his isn't that bad. Of course, we all know that that's an exaggeration. Then they start to bicker, Yong Soo telling him 'what food really tastes like' and Arthur stating that his cooking is just fine.

Again, total exaggeration.

Anyway, it's interesting seeing these two since (I think) they have no history with each other.

"H-H-HOW LONG CAN YOU HOLD ON?"

Oh, wait that's right, Yong Soo's still groping him. I looked at the little monster to my right.

"Hey, Lucky. Go hit the bad man," I said, pointing at Yong Soo.

It made a bark-like noise, ran to Yong Soo, and bit him on the leg. Of course, Yong Soo didn't see him so he let go of Arthur, startled and looked around for the 'dog' that bit him.

What? Why are you looking at me like that? Oh, you mean Lucky?

Lucky is this small little chimera that is adorable. He's got the face of a puppy, cat ears and tail, body of a tiger, legs of a cheetah, and antlers of a deer. Interesting how he's mostly cat, but acts like a puppy. Like I said, he's small, so he's got all that stuff but smaller, about the size of a kitten. Don't be fooled about his size though because he's got shark teeth. No seriously, he really has shark teeth. Only one row though, but it really hurts. Or at least, from what I can tell with Yong Soo's cries of pain.

Lucky always helps me get Yong Soo off of Arthur (and me, if he starts thinking Yong Soo really is the 'bad man') and that thing is just as adorable as a puppy, or in Hetalia fangirl terms, as adorable as Feliciano.

What? Why are you still looking at me like that?

Oh, the name. Right. I call him Lucky, because Lucky just seemed to fit.

Anyway, as I came up to Yong Soo to lead him to the bathroom and give him bandages and stuff (again), Lucky decided to follow me.

Lucky for me (hah), Yong Soo has gotten the message not to grope me. Sometimes. Ahem, anyway, I got to the bathroom and opened the cabinet. I grabbed the first aid kit, as Yong Soo sat on the closed toilet. He lifted up his leg and I sprayed it with antibiotic . . . spray . . . stuff, whatever. At first, Yong Soo flinched, but then his face relaxed. I patted a band aid on and stood up. We walked out and I said, "What the hell bit you?"

Of course I knew, but hey, acting like I don't know might help me not get caught. I didn't say that I'll ever tell him that I'm the one who tells Lucky to bite him, besides, it's not like he'll believe me.

"I have no clue, da ze. But it really hurt," he replied. It's fun to see how clueless they are.

"I see," I said. I walked away but . . .

"YOUR BREASTS BELO-"

"LEARN YOUR FUCKING LESSON!" I kicked him in the face and into the wall. *Sigh* And I don't even know karate or anything. "And you deserved it, bastard!"

"Still cursing, I see," Arthur said, walking towards us.

"Course."

"Well, I noticed that its lunch and wondered if I could cook today's-"

"NO," Yong Soo (Even though I smashed him against the wall he was still conscious?) and I yelled.

"Ahem," I said. "We mean you work too hard. I can cook instead."

"Um, I suppose," then he left. Yong Soo and I then sighed in relief. Who knows what can happen if we eat that stuff again.

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We were all eating lunch. Yong Soo was having leftover rice and fish, which he added in a little soy sauce, while Arthur and I were eating sandwiches. I was eating PB&J while Arthur was eating ham and cheese.

I had finished before the other two and quickly went into my room. Ahhhh. I can finally have the chance to do something on my laptop. Hm, Hetalia?

Nah, I'm sick of these two already, I don't want to see these guys too much. But then again, I could dig up some useful information. I could find out about the dangerous stuff, weaknesses (just in case), and if I ever need it, blackmail material.

I suppose I should watch for my own safety.

I was watching Hetalia for an hour and I remembered how many random moments there were. God, Hetalia, you crack me up, like Russia and some others. Sadly, their personalities were made for humor to add onto the anime; in real life . . . they're your nightmares. *Sigh* And Russia was the first manual made! I know that they're great for comedy, but not real life!

I should stop worrying. I feel like a teen or a parent like this. I should try and enjoy this as best as I can, right?

"YOUR BREASTS BELONG TO ME!"

"GAH!"

I opened the door to see the two nations in my living room struggle with each other. Arthur was screaming for him to stop with Yong Soo clinging still clinging on him, obviously refusing, as I sighed. Then I smiled. A soft, small one but I couldn't help but chuckle. Then, Lucky bit Yong Soo and I couldn't help but laugh at his pain. It was ridiculous. Look at Yong Soo hopping up and down on his uninjured foot while examining the other while Arthur is just lying face first on the floor, wondering what the hell just happened. Then they just stared at me, stuck frozen in their positions.

"What?"

"That was the first time I heard you laugh, da ze." You can tell who said that.

"So?"

"Honestly, I thought you didn't laugh or do anything happy at all," Arthur said.

"What? Of course, I laugh and smile. I'm not a heartless being!"

"With the times you've beaten Yong Soo for groping him and beating me for cooking in the kitchen, it didn't seem like it."

"Eh? I only do that because, a) Yong Soo, I don't think it's okay for you to grope people, especially ten-year olds and b) Arthur . . . I'm sorry but, I can only break it down this easily . . . You're cooking tastes worse than McDonalds and is as poisonous as lead," I said. England seemed to have a look of despair, mostly because I compared it to McDonalds, I guessed. Yong Soo crossed his arms, thinking what's so bad.

I heard England mutter, "It can't be that-"

I put a hand on his shoulder and said, "I'm sorry England . . . but I'm afraid it is."

I think I he went into despair, 'cause I saw him sit down in a corner and curl up into a ball and shake. Then I saw a random ghost slap a sticker onto the nearby wall that said, 'Despair Corner'. Then he waved at me for some reason, and just walked out of the screen.

Wait, screen? What am I talking about? What screen? God, I'm getting weirder by the minute.

"GAHAHAHA! You made him cry, da ze," Yong Soo yelled.

I sighed, all the happiness seems to have drained right out of me. Gosh, what am I going to do with these guys?

'Ding Dong'

Ah, there's the door. Wonder who it could be? I trudged to the front door and saw Matt with another box.

"Hi Matt. I wonder who I got," I said, sarcastically.

"Don't ask me, you'll have to find out once you open up that envelope," he replied, handing the envelope over.

"By the way, what kind of experimentation are they doing with these manuals?"

"I have no idea, but some of the ideas are crazy. Sometimes, I stay around to see the unit and it can get into total chaos. Like how you need to fill out Belarus's manual. God, don't get me started with that one." I shuddered.

"Of course," I said, getting a little despair.

"Well, see ya," he said, and then left.

Hmph, I thought he would ask if I wanted it rolled in, which I did.

"HEY!" I yelled at the two, catching their attention. "Can you help me push this thing in?" The two nodded and we all pushed. It took us a minute to get it in. "Thanks. Now let's see who it is."

I opened the manual and it had the name I least expected to see in the entire world of manuals.

CHARICE PACQUIAO: User Guide and Manual

. . . . . . . .WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON, DAMN IT!

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Ah, I should probably stop updating randomly. Oh, well. Anyway, I guess the reviews revved me up or something because I suddenly had the urge to do this. It's short but I can't just let a unit appear each and every chapter, can I? If I did then it wouldn't be as good.