Wardrobe Creep
Warning: mentions of NaruIno, you should be able to understand why I used the pairing.
"Sasuke, can I put this in your side of the closet?"
"Yeah." Sasuke nodded, not looking up from the computer screen.
"Thanks babe."
Four months later.
Sasuke looked inside of his closet. He saw… two shirts of his that were clean and hanging in the closet. The rest must have been dirty. The majority of the space was filled with women's clothing.
Sakura's clothing.
"Sakura." Sasuke called down to the living room in his deep voice.
"Yeah?"
"Come here."
"No, Sasuke. I have to go to work soon. I'm not going to have s-"
"That's not what I want right now."
"Fine." She sighed and he heard her light steps come up the stairs after a few minutes.
She stood in the doorway, hand on her hip, head cocked to the side.
"What is this?" He gestured to the wardrobe.
"Your wardrobe." She responded sarcastically. She turned to leave.
"Yes, my wardrobe." He nodded.
"What're you getting at?"
"Your clothes?"
"I don't have time for this Sasuke, especially not if you're going to insult me."
"Sakura, it's full of your clothes. I'm not insulting how you dress."
Sakura stepped closer, she peered into the wardrobe.
He was right.
"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize it. I'll clean it out later tonight."
Sasuke nodded and put on one of the clean shirts.
Sakura went back downstairs to finish getting ready for work.
Sasuke went into the bathroom to get ready.
Later that day, in the break room.
"You'll never believe what happened today!" Naruto exclaimed, setting down his instant ramen cup.
"Ino did something." Sasuke guessed, uninterested.
"She filled my dresser with all of her clothes! This morning I put on"
"Sakura did too. I just realized this morning."
"Those sentient little… women... what with their wardrobe creeping and little skimpy dresses, and make up, and heels."
"Do you even know what sentient means?" Sasuke asked, ignoring the other comments from Naruto.
"Of course I do."
"Sakura didn't realize she did it."
"That's what she wants you to think. Sakura and Ino are deviant. They damn well knew what they were doing."
Sasuke nodded his head, indifferent to Naruto's conspiracy theory.
When Sasuke got home, Sakura had cleaned out his closet and crammed everything into hers.
Six months later.
Sasuke was staring into his wardrobe, looking for his black slacks.
"Sakura, where are my black pants?"
"Oh, try looking in the bottom dresser drawer." Sasuke opened the drawer of his dresser to find Sakura's pants.
"No… That's all your pants."
"Oh, let me see if I can find them."
"Nevermind, I see them." Sasuke called back to her. He reached far back into the wardrobe and grasped the black pants.
He had to reach so far back that he would probably end up in Narnia if he reached any farther.
Then something dawned on him.
The realization hit Sasuke like a ton of bricks smack in the face.
Wardrobe creep.
Sakura had once again managed to take over his closet space for her own clothes.
This time he was sure it was on purpose.
Sasuke went to work.
"Naruto, I hate to say it."
"Say what?"
"You were right."
Naruto's eyes bulged.
"I was right? About what?"
"Sakura's wardrobe creep happened again. I'm sure she did it on purpose this time."
"I told you man. I already solved my problem with Ino's wardrobe."
"What?"
"Something manly and assertive, something dominant."
"You bought a new dresser didn't you?" Sasuke guessed.
"Yes." Naruto looked down.
"You just can't win with them."
Sasuke went home that night and addressed Sakura asking her to kindly remove her clothes from his closet.
"Sasuke, we're just going to have to buy another dresser."
"Just because Ino got another dresser doesn't mean we need one, too."
"How did you know about that?"
"Naruto."
"Damn him. But, babe, why can't we have another dresser? We can afford it, there's plenty of space…"
"You have to buy it and assemble it if you want it so bad. I'm not lifting a finger for this dresser."
"But you're so big and strong Sasuke. There's a reward in it for you, a sexy reward." Sakura winked.
"No, I'm firm in my resolve. It's your dresser, you get it and build it and move it."
"Fine," Sakura sighed, "I'll have my things moved out of your side soon. I guess I should give some of it away anyways."
Sasuke smirked, he had won his argument.
But that didn't stop the creep, until Sakura gave in and built her won new dresser.
May 27
Sentient- Merriam Webster: Showing knowledge/awareness of something.
Wardrobe Creep- when your girlfriend starts to put her clothes in your wardrobe until she owns more of the clothes in it than you do.
Sorry for the lack of recent updates, I've been busy with school, and some of the words haven't been inspirational; for example, Cumberbitch. I couldn't bring myself to write anything about that. I should hopefully be getting more free time soon and that means more updates.
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