Xiana: Hey everyone. Here is chapter 3 of It started with a scary movie. This one took a while to type up, but I think you'll like it. In other notes, this chapter reminds me of Bo-Bobo at times. Random humor, 'n' stuff.

Special thanks to Onemoreparadise, blackkeyblade, Kitsune Bara, and Fushica for reviewing.

Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts or Sailor Moon.

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A Lesson in Emotions

"Your first lesson is…."

Roxas waited uneasily for Axel to speak. What was the crazy pyro going to say? Anything, just as long as it wasn't….

"Your first lesson is… Love!" Axel smiled as Roxas sweat-dropped. "Yes, it's much too advanced a concept for you to understand," Axel said in a lofty tone, "which is why I'm saving that lesson for second semester!"

Roxas looked away in horror. Axel really was going to go through with this, wasn't he?

"Anyway, I'll start with a basic overview of the lesson plan for the year and explain the topics you will be studying throughout the semester." Roxas groaned as Axel handed him a yellow sheet of paper. "This is what we'll be doing throughout the year. Don't forget to get it signed by a parent or other responsible adult!" Roxas crumpled up the paper and threw it at the wall. "Now, now, Mr. Kinoki, this is an easy 10 points to start out the semester right, so I'm going to give you a new one." Axel gave Roxas another yellow sheet. "Remember now, you can't get into college without a 'B' or better in this class, so every point counts!" Axel lectured sternly.

Roxas stood up. "Axel! I don't care about a grade for this class, ("Then you won't get into college," Axel admonished.) I'm not going to college, ("Then you'll get a horrible job, just like me," Axel murmured.) and my name is not Mr. Mushroom!"("It's not?" Axel wondered.)

"Oh, and in this class, we'll give the students with the highest grades a reward, and the ones with the lowest grades a punishment, so you may want to focus and work hard! Unless you want to get punished, that is…" Axel smiled evilly.

"Aw, come on Axel."

"No! I'm a teacher and I'm telling you that this is what you have to do! Unless you want your punishment to start now! heart"

"Dammit Axel, why are you acting like some sort of… peppy fangirl cosplaying as a teacher?"

"Oh, such language! You'll be staying after class today for detention, Mr. Kinoki! And you will refer to me in a polite manner! For I am your teacher! Mrs. Kusa!"

"Mrs….. Grass?" Roxas laughed. "So, do you have any pictures of your husband you can show the class?"

SMACK! Axel slapped Roxas. "Do not question your elders!" (s)he screamed in a falsetto voice.

"Ow…" Roxas rubbed his cheek where Axel had slapped him. "What did you do that for?"

"Because you talked back!"

"You can't just hit your students!" They started arguing, Roxas getting more into Axel's game as time progressed. As they started yelling louder at each other, the volume increased until a timid knock finally came at the door.

Axel sprang into action. "What's the password?" he asked in his fake, high-pitched voice.

"The raven cries at midnight," came the muffled reply.

"Actually, it was pizza melon tube sock. Close enough!" Axel unlocked and opened the door to reveal Demyx and Zexion.

Demyx ran into the room excitedly. 'Hey, watcha doing? Hey Roxy, you look really pretty! ("I do not!" said Roxas.) Why were you guys yelling? Is it a game? Can we play too?" He grabbed onto Zexion and pulled him into the room.

Axel looked at him with a serious expression on his face. "We're in the middle of class! Don't interrupt!" He smiled. "Unless you want to learn about your true emotions with I, your teacher! Mrs. Kusa!"

"Mrs….. Grass?" Zexion asked curiously.

"Mrs? I thought you were going to be the seme in this relationship, Axel…" Demyx wondered.

"Wh-what are you talking about, Demyx?" Axel asked quickly.

"I dunno, sometimes I just like to make stuff up!" Demyx smiled. "Anyway, we wanna play!"

"Ok!" Axel handed Demyx a uniform just like Roxas'. "Why don't you go into that conveniently located closet to change?"

Demyx changed into the uniform and came out. "Do I look as pretty as Roxas does?" he asked anxiously.

Roxas had to say that if it looked that good on Demyx, it had to look pretty darn good on him.

"I can honestly say that I think Roxas looks prettier," Axel replied.

"Don't say pretty!" Roxas said, offended. "Say, um…."

"Handsome? Attractive? Comely? Good-looking? Beautiful? Fine? S-" Axel was cut off by Roxas.

"Put away that thesaurus, you idiot!"

"Talking back to me again, eh, Kinoki?"

They continued arguing, and Zexion took the opportunity to back away towards the door. He had almost made it out to freedom when Demyx yelled, "Zexy feels left out! He wants a uniform too!"

Zexion turned around slowly to see Axel smiling at him fiendishly. "Sorry Zex, didn't mean to leave you out… Unfortunately," he held up the girl's uniform from before, "this is all I have left for you."

"No. There is no way you're going to get me to wear that."

Axel raised an eyebrow and pulled out a pink bikini. ("Wear that one!" Demyx yelled.)

"… I'm not even going to ask," Zexion muttered as he reluctantly grabbed the girl's uniform. He went in to the conveniently located closet and came out looking extremely feminine.

Demyx stared at Zexion for a moment before huggling him. "I love you! You're so cute! And emo!"

Axel and Roxas started cracking up. Zexion hung his head in shame. He wondered how he had gotten into this. He also wondered if he should just kill himself now by jumping out the window, but decided against it because then he'd die in a dress that looked like it came straight out of Sailor Moon. "Thanks Demyx. That means a lot to me," he said in a dull monotone.

"How can I not compliment you? You're so ADORABLE! But you need more eyeliner!" Demyx pulled some random eyeliner out of his pocket and dabbed it gently onto Zexion's visible eye. He took a step back to admire his work and screamed like… a rabid fangirl. He grabbed Zexion again. "YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL! I WORSHIP THE FLOOR YOU STAND ON! I LOVE YOU!!!!"

Zexion was at a loss for words.

Axel and Roxas were laughing so hard that they were crying in each other's arms, Demyx's eyes were so big and watery they looked as if he was a chibi in a shojo manga, and Zexion… was curious.

He walked over to a giant mirror in the corner, dragging Demyx, who had attached himself to Zexion's arm, along with him. He blinked at the girl he saw in the mirror. The dress really did make him look very pretty.

And it was then that he resolved to kill himself after all. He ran for the window, but made a fatal mistake when he tried to detach Demy-kun from his arm. Demyx just wrapped himself tighter around the slightly smaller boy and they fell to the floor.

"Wow, this is great! This far in the relationship! And aren't I usually the uke?"

"Wh-what are you talking about, Demyx?" Zexion asked, flustered.

"Oh, you know. When I finally melt your cold, cruel emo heart, I'm usually the girl in this relationship, right?"

"You take that back! My emo heart burns with a strong, fiery passion! And just where do you get this stuff anyway?"

"Sometimes another voice pops into my head and tells me to say stuff. So I do!" Demyx explained cheerfully.

"And if the voice told you to jump off a bridge, would you?" Zexion asked sarcastically.

"… What's a bridge?" Demyx wondered.

Zexion began explaining the advanced concept to Demyx. "It's when you put something over water so that you can cross over it without getting wet."

"But getting wet is fun! Especially when you wash your hair and then you shake it off to let it dry and it goes FWOOFH and sticks up funny!"

"But when most people use bridges, it's because they don't want to get wet."

"So, the point of a bridge is not to get wet, right?"

"Yes."

"And I like getting wet. Therefore, if the voice told me to jump off a bridge, I would know that I would get wet, and because I like getting wet, I would jump off the bridge, secure in the knowledge that I would get wet." Demyx cheered triumphantly. "Logic wins again!"

Zexion would have just walked away, right then. Except that Demyx was still lying on top of him. He eventually shoved Demyx off of him and sat up.

Axel and Roxas finally stopped laughing and pulled themselves off the floor. Axel pulled two more desks out of nowhere (or really the conveniently located closet). "All right, I'll let you guys sit wherever you want today, but expect a strict seating chart starting tomorrow! Now then, Zexion and Demyx, you will need to take these sheets and get them signed by a parent or other responsible adult. Our first topic of study will be negative emotions, starting with greed and envy, and ending with sadness and hatred. Any questions? No? Good! Class dismissed!"

Everyone walked out of the room. Almost. Roxas had thought that Axel would have completely forgot about the 'detention' he had given him, but of course, he was proven wrong. Axel grabbed him when he started out the door and shoved him back into the nearest chair. "You have to stay for detention!" Axel reminded him. "You'll be doing some work around this place for… five hours to make it up! Have fun!"

Roxas groaned and slumped down in the chair. Could this day get any weirder? Unfortunately, the answer was yes… for Zexion anyway.

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