A/N: Okay - It's eviction time!

Big Brother: Professor Layton Style!

Jeremy Kyle: Hello, and welcome to Big Brother! I'm Jeremy Kyle, (Yes, it's a funny choice, but it only seemed fair after I had to delete 'Talk Rubbish with Jeremy Kyle' - BetsyFriday =D) It's eviction time! But first - Let's see what went on in the house, today!

-o-

Day 7 in the Big Brother house. 9:24am. Most of the housemates are in the living room. Barton and Katia are in the kitchen, talking about Chlemey.

Katia: Don't you think he takes the rip out of you a bit?

Barton: What do you mean?

Katia: He takes advantage of you, and he doesn't thank you for it.

Barton: Nah - He cares about what I do. I'm sure he's grateful.

Katia: I'm not so sure...

Luke and Flora are in the bedroom, playing 'Would You Rather...?'

Flora: Okay - My turn. Would you rather...umm...Eat a KitKat that had been unwrapped and thrown on the floor or...kiss Katia.

Luke: I'd eat the KitKat.

Flora: Really!

Luke: No - I'd kiss Katia.

Sammy has come to the diary room.

Big Brother: Hello, Sammy.

Sammy: Hello, Big Brother.

Big Brother: Is there something on your mind?

Sammy: I am in here, because I'm worried about tonight.

Big Brother: Why are you worried?

Sammy: I really don't want to be the first person to get evicted, but I have a feeling I will be, because I know that some people try and stay out of the eye of the cameras and just do nothing interesting so people won't think about them and forget to vote them out, but whilst I haven't been stirring things up, I probably have been noticed, so people might just vote for me because I'm one of the only people they know.

Big Brother: If it was up to you, who would you like to see leave tonight?

Sammy: That Layton dude. He's very...petty. He can't take any sort of criticism or arguement, and he's bringing the whole fun of being in the house down.

Babbette and Anton are in the garden. Bruno and Granny Riddleton are in the kitchen. Katia, Luke, Flora and Sammy are nowhere to be seen. Layton and Dahlia are in the bathroom, talking about Luke, Flora, Katia and Sammy.

Layton: I think that they are definitley trying to stick together and form a sort of group against us.

Dahlia: What do you mean?

Layton: It's just...They're very closed off from everyone else. I think, aside from Katia with her grandfather, they don't want to interact with the other housemates.

Dahlia: Where are they, anyway?

10:57am. Most of the housemates are in the garden. Luke and Sammy are sneaking around the kitchen, each holding a bottle of whiskey.

Sammy: Right - What are we doing? Do we put it in the actual teapot or in every cup?

Luke: I dunno - Ever been drunk?

Sammy: Yes - I drank too much ginger beer last Christmas - I was totally off my head!

Luke: Sammy - Ginger beer is non-alcoholic!

Sammy: You wouldn't have been saying that if you were there!

Luke: Right - You empty the whole of your bottle in the teapot, and I'll split mine between the cups.

Flora and Katia are in the toilet, with a hammer and nails.

12:39pm. Luke and Sammy are in the garden, handing out tea, to each of the housemates, apart from themselves, Flora and Katia.

Claire: Well, this is very nice of you.

Luke: Just trying to be helpful!

2 hours later. Most of the housemates are in the living room, drunk up to their eyeballs. Dahlia is in the toilet, trying to pry open the toilet seat lid, with a crowbar. Luke, Flora, Katia and Sammy are in the diary room, hi-fiving.

Big Brother: So, do you think that your prank has been a success?

Katia: So far? Yes...

Luke: ...But it's not over yet!

Sammy: And, without a doubt, the worst is definitley yet to come!

Flora: It's gonna be brilliant!

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Jeremy Kyle: So - That's a brief idea of what's been happening with the housemates today, but one of the housemates won't be there tomorrow. Whose time is up? I am now going to talk to the house...Big Brother housemates - This is Jeremy Kyle. You are live on - please do not swear!

(Housemates start to curse Jeremy.)

Jeremy Kyle: Oi! I said 'NO SWEARING'! The votes have been counted and verified and I can now reveal that the first housemate to be evicted from the Big Brother house is...Babbette!

Babbette: ******** you, Jeremy!

Jeremy Kyle: NO SWEARING! Say your goodbyes, Babbette or I'm coming to get you!

Babbette: Fine! Bye everyone!

Jeremy Kyle: So - Babbette's out. I'll be interveiwing her in the bonus chapter, coming up very shortly. Thank you for reading!

Thanks for voting for the eviction, and thank you for voting for the pranks. Babbette recieved 50% of the eviction vote, with Claire and Layton also recieving 25% of the vote each. 75% of the prank vote went to the alcohol vote, but the worst IS yet to come! (Other prank ideas courtesy of girly.34, who emailed me with her sent me a message with her prank ideas. I won't spoilt it for you, so stay tuned to the PLBB world!)

Read the interview with Babbette now - Next chapteeeeeer!