Hi, y'all! It's me, the author, bringing you another chapter for the third day in a row. My commitment is outstanding, ain't it? Anyways, first of all I wanna give special thanks to Kremant for pointing out my gross mischaracterization of Momo in the last chapter. Can't believe I let that slip. Of course she wouldn't let anyone who could jeopardize the harem plan inside the house. What a dumbass I am sometimes. Second of all, if any of y'all have any similar complaints about the story please leave a review, or if you're shy and don't want people in the internet to read your opinion, just PM me, it's just as good. Your criticisms really help me improve the story and myself as a writer. Anyways, let's get this show on the road!

Disclaimer: I don't own the To Love-Ru franchise

(Outside the Yuuki household)

Just as the decision for Jack to stay in the Yuuki residence for the time being was being made, a blond haired girl observed the scene from the distance

(Yami's POV)

Yami: Hm, seems there's a new guest at Mikan's and Yuuki Rito's house. I better keep an eye on him, he better not be an assassin. Yuuki Rito is my target, I won't let anyone take his life but myself.

Right. Tear told me to go to Dr Mikado's clinic. It seemed like important business, so I better head over there now. I'll talk to Mikan about this later.

(10 minutes later)

After several minutes of running through rooftops and jumping through lampposts, I finally made it to Dr Mikado's clinic

Mikado: Oh, hello, Yami, please take a seat. We have something important to discuss.

As I looked around I saw Tear and Mea were already here. It must be important if our presence was required

Tearju: Hi, Ev-I mean Yami, we called you and Mea here to ask a question to the both of you, if that's alright

Mea: Me and Yami-onee-chan will answer everything you want to know! Right?

Yami: Sure

Mikado: Ok, now that we're all here, we can get started. I already told Tear about this before the both of you came, and she said she had no prior knowledge of anything like this happening. So, please, try to dig deep inside your memory when I ask you this question.

From the way Dr. Mikado is speaking, I can assume this is a really serious matter, so I must pay special attention

Mikado: Throughout your years travelling through space, have any of you heard of someone coming from another dimension?

Yami: Another dimension? Like a different universe…no, I have no prior knowledge of anything like this happening.

Mikado: Ok, what about you, Mea?

Mea: Hmmm….nope. I don't remember anything like that. It's strange, right? Why do you ask?

Mikado: You might have heard of a plane crash in a beach close to Tokyo just yesterday. The official story is that there were no survivors, right? Well…the thing is, it was brought to my attention that a male of about 18 or 19 years of age had survived. He was unconscious, but he had no noticeable injuries. So I pulled some strings and managed to get him transferred here to my clinic.

Yami: Did you learn anything from this man?

Mikado: I couldn't really run any tests on him, because a few hours after introducing him to the clinic, he had already woken up. He seemed entirely unaware of there having been a plane crash, he told me he thought he had just woken up from a nap. That, and the fact that he came out of the incident completely unscathed, perked up my interest.

Mea: He's probably really strong! Surviving a plane crash like that, he reminds me of Rito-senpai!

Mikado: But then he started saying some very strange things. First, he said something about a place called "American embassy" or something like that? I searched the galactic web and had no records of any planet called like that, but then I saw it was one of Earth's nations, so that wasn't weird at all, now that I think about it. But he also told me genuinely strange things, like the fact that he couldn't speak Japanese, when he was clearly speaking the language just like all of us. Then he told me that he saw me and the room in a way that looked similar to an anime. That's when he realized that he probably came from another dimension, saying it was something common in stories in his Earth called fan…fictions, or something like that?

Yami: Mea, do you think Nemesis is capable of bringing people from other dimensions? Maybe she could use her ability to manipulate dark matter for something like that.

Mea: Hmm…I don't know. If she did, she never told me. And while she was living in my body, she never did anything similar…

This is feeling rather strange. In all of my years as an assassin, I have never heard of something like this before. I wasn't even sure of the existence of different dimensions and universes. I need to find this person.

Yami: Dr. Mikado, do you know where I can find this person?

Dr. Mikado: I sent him to Yuuki's house, thinking maybe Lala could build something to get him back to his world. He's probably there still.

Wait, is he the person that is now living there? I'm going to have to keep a closer eye on him than I thought

Tear: Yes, that's true. Although Lala could be able to get him back to his world, that will probably take a while. For the meantime, he's gonna be living in our universe. I think it would be a good idea to have him closely monitored as long as he's among us. So I proposed to Mikado that he begin attending our school starting tomorrow.

Yami: Yes, that is probably a good idea. But how is the principal going to let him attend? That pervert only easily admits cute girls to the school

Mea: Yep, that's how me, Yami-onee-chan, Momo and Nana got into the school!

Mikado: Don't you worry about that. I can be pretty convincing. *giggles* I'll talk to him.

Yami: Alright. If you don't need me for anything else, I will leave.

Mea: I'm going too. Bye bye!

Mikado: Alright, I'll talk to you later.

(3:30 am, Yuuki residence, Momo's POV)

Momo: Okay, everyone should be fast asleep by now, so it's time to go to Rito-san's bed *giggles*

And, so, I commence my daily (or nightly, to be more precise) routine of going into Rito-san's bed in the middle of the night. He's so cute when he sleeps, and his inner carnivore comes out too…*blushes*.

Momo: Alright, seems like no one's around.

So, I slowly open the door to Rito-san's bedroom, and equally as quietly I close it, as I start heading towards his bed…until I trip and fall on something…or SOMEONE

Momo: Oh, right…JACK

(Jack's POV)

Jack: *snore* *snore* *snor- ughhhhh

Suddenly, I wake up in the middle of the night, unable to breathe, with something on top of me

Jack (in a whisper): What the fuck? What is this thing? Get off me!

Momo (in a whisper): Sorry, it's me, Momo

As I heard that "thing" speak, I slowly realized that it was indeed Momo. One question remains, though…

Jack (in a whisper): So…exactly WHAT are you doing on top of me?

Momo (in a whisper): I…was trying to get into Rito-san's bed, sorry

What is she even talking about? Are these two dating or something? Well, whatever

Jack (in a whisper): Outside. Now. I'm gonna talk to ya for a second.

Like that we left the room, still keeping it down in order not to wake anyone up

Jack: Look, I think it's great that y'all two are in love and wanna sleep together and all. But here's the thing: everyone here agreed to let me stay. I always said if I was a nuisance I would just take off, so I don't think asking to be able to sleep without people falling on top of me is a particularly tall order, right?

Momo: *blushes* You think Rito-san is in love with me?

Jack: I really do not care right now. Look, I ain't nothing if not an understanding fella. Y'all tell me BEFORE going to bed that you wanna sleep together, and I'll agree to trade places. You sleep in Rito's room and I go sleep in yours.

Momo: But…Mikan-san won't let us do that…

Jack: Well, I'm sorry. That's my solution. I wanna sleep. I will sleep. I gave ya an option. Take it, or leave it.

Momo: But I'll be silent…I'll just climb on his bed and you won't even notice…it was an accident tripping on you, you know?

Jack: Can you put yourself in my position for a second? You want me to sleep in the same room as two horny teenagers who are on the same bed? YOU THINK I WAS BORN YESTERDAY? As I said, talk to Mikan, whatever, I gave ya an option, I'm gonna go back in there and I better not see you or hear you for the rest of the night, understood?

And with that, I went back into the room and fell asleep again

(Momo's POV)

Momo: Ugh…I'm never gonna get my alone time with Rito-san again…why didn't I think of this before I agreed to let him sleep in Rito's room…fine. Maybe if I tell him about the plan he will be more sympathetic…or maybe not. Ughh…what a pain!

Then I notice Mikan-san coming over here, probably check what all the fuss was about

Mikan: *yawn* Hey, Momo, everything alright? You weren't trying to creep into Rito's bed, were you?

Momo: N-no Mikan-san, no way hehe, I never do that…

Mikan: Yeah, right. Maybe our new guest being here will put a stop to your antics. I'm glad *smiles*. Now can you go back to your room?

Momo: Sure, Mikan-san

And so, I returned to my room in defeat. I will have to find a way to deal with my new circumstances, I guess…all for the harem plan and Rito-san's happiness!

(The next morning, Jack's POV)

?: Wake up, sleepyhead. It's morning already!

Jack: *yawn* Ugh…get off me, mom, it's early!

?: Come on, you gotta get ready for school!

Jack: Ughh….FINE, I'm getting u-

That's when I noticed to my surprise, that my mom had suddenly turned 12 or something. Something was definitely off…wait a second, I remember. I'm in this weird dimension now!

Mikan: Stop treating me like I was your mother and get ready for breakfast!

Jack: Oh…I'm sorry. You kinda act like a mom, though…and did you mention something about school? I wasn't aware I was enrolled in some school here!

Mikan: Oh, yeah, Mikado called to tell you that you're gonna start going to Sainan High starting today. She said something about monitoring you. You should talk to her once you're there. For now just head downstairs.

Jack: Fine, alright

And so, I got up from my futon, put on some pants, and headed downstairs to have breakfast

Jack: Hi, y'all, sleep well tonight?

As I greeted all of my new housemates who were already sitting in the kitchen, I realized something…

Jack: Hey, there's no coffee here! What the hell?

Mikan: Oh, yeah, sorry, we're all out, because SOMEONE (pointing at Rito) forgot to buy some when he went shopping yesterday

Rito: I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

Jack: Oh great, I'm gonna fall asleep in my first day at school now. Ugh…it's fine, don't worry about it. I'll just go buy some after school and drink extra coffee in the afternoon. I'll eat some toast for now, I guess

Momo: So, Jack, you sleep well tonight? *mischievous grin*

Jack: Oh, yeah, Rito, can you please tell your girlfriend not to creep into your room at least for as long as I'm here?

And…Rito spit a mouthful of whatever he was eating

Rito: *cough* *cough* W-what are you talking about? What girlfriend?

Lala: Hm…was Haruna here yesterday? You're making great progress, Rito! You should have told her to sleep over!

Haruna? Who is she? What the hell, how many women does this guy have?

Nana: Hey, beast! What is this about you having girlfriends? Need I remind you, you're big sister's FIANCEE!

Ok…this is just getting weird now…

Momo: Oh my, everyone, calm down. It was just me, I tried to go to check on Rito and Jack noticed. Although it would be great to have us all sleep together…*blushes*

Jack (joking): Alright…forget I said anything…y'all don't need to explain a thing…I get it, Rito has some sort of a harem, it's alright. Just keep it down while I'm sleeping

Rito: WHAT? Ha-ha-harem? N-no, w-what are you t-talking about!?

(Momo's POV)

Wow, he figured it out on his own without me even saying anything. Actually…maybe he could help out…hm, I'll consider it

Nana: Harem? What is a harem?

Momo: It's when one man is married to many women at the same time…*giggles*

Nana: WHAT? Oh, wait, ISN'T THAT THE THING YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE PLANNING THE OTHER DAY?

(Jack's POV)

…I feel like I don't even know where I am anymore…this is too much

Jack: Enlightening conversation and all, but shouldn't we get going? I don't even know what class I'll be in, so I rather get there early, if y'all don't mind. If it's too much of a bother I'll just head there on my own

Rito: No, it's alright, let's head over there now. If only to get out of this conversation…

Jack: Yup. Two birds with one stone

Rito: Oh, yeah, Jack, you should have this. It's an old backpack I no longer use, and it has a couple of notebooks in there. Should be enough for the day. If you need more, you can just get some while shopping

Jack: Oh, thanks a lot! I was starting to think how will I take notes? (Like I ever did that back home…)

Rito: Don't worry about it. Ok, everyone, let's get going!

And so, we all left for school. I have no idea what to expect of a Japanese school…it's not like I know any Japanese history, or literature, or anything. At the only things I can be at the same level as these people is math and the sciences, and I always sucked at that anyways…well, a new day awaits us now, I wonder how I'll manage here. And also that harem thing…can't think about that right now…

Okay, so there's another chapter done. I don't know if this one is a bit short…but I wanna keep the story kinda segmented like that. Not have too much happen in each chapter. I prefer to write shorter chapters but upload them more frequently. As I said before: any problems with the story, review or PM. Hope you enjoyed yourselves, and I'll see y'all next time!