Chapter 3: Level 1: Trivia, Puzzles, and Artistry

(The 21 kids are gathered around a big table for the first level)

Cody: Alright, Level 1: Trivia, Puzzles, and Artistry. Let's get this party started. Ladies first, so I say we let The team of Wendy and the ever so gorgeous Bebe go first.

Bebe: (Blushes) Why, thank you Cody.

(Clyde grins and decides to joke around by singing a song)

Clyde: (Singing) Hey, Mr. Wonderful, oh you're so incredible! Hey, Mr. Wonderful, wonderful to me! Hey, Mr. Wonderful, oh you're irresistible. Hey, Mr. Wonderful, a miracle to me!

Bebe: (Death glare at Clyde) Shut up.

Lola: (To Jenny) When will she confess her love for him.

Jenny: I'm banking on the other way around.

Cody: Okay Bebe and Wendy, whenever you're ready, draw your first card.

(Wendy draws the first card)

Wendy: Trivia: Who is the greatest female singer ever.

Bebe: Lady Gaga!

Wendy: Correct! That's one card for Team Gamma.

Cody: Who wants to go next?

Kevin: We'll take it.

Cody: Okay. (Gives Trivia cards to Team Millennium Falcon and Kevin takes one)

Kevin: Okay Scott, it's trivia. Who is the greatest movie director ever?

Scott: James Cameron.

Kevin: (Looks at card) Oh no! That's wrong!

Cody: If you got it wrong, that gives the other teams a chance to steal.

Cartman: Oh, me! It's Mel Gibson! Mel Gibson!

Kevin: (Looks at card) Damn it! That's correct!

Heidi: Alright, sweetie!

Annie: We'll go next!

(She takes the trivia questions and reads them to Red)

Annie: It's an artistry challenge, and an all play.

Cody: Remember, you all handled the trivia questions. The artistry, puzzle, and all the other cards in the game, are all me.

Butters: Read the card, Annie, what's it say?

Annie: One member of each team must make the clue out of soap while the other member tries to guess what it is.

Cody: Time to whittle!

(Cody gives each team a knife and a bar of soap. The whittlers of each team include Stan, Kenny, Cartman, Wendy, Token, Craig, Red, Clyde, Lola, and Kevin. They all start sculpting and they're trying to guess what the clue is)

(Team Undertale)

Tweek: Is it a jackal! It's a jackal! I think it's a jackal! Jackal? Jackal? It's a jackal?

Craig: Stop asking if it's a god damn jackal!

(Team Twilight)

Lola: (Whittling the bar of soap slowly)

Jenny: Can you go faster? The other teams are going to get ahead of us!

Lola: I don't want to cut my hands.

(Team Party)

Clyde: (Cuts his hand) Ow! (Cuts his hand again) Owie! (Cuts his hand once more and starts sobbing) Owwwiiiee.

Millie: I told you to let me do it.

Clyde: No, it's cool! I got this. (Cuts his hand again) God damn it!

(Team Bieber)

Annie: Justin Bieber! No, a tree! Wait hang on, Harambe! No, that's not it either, Justin Bieber.

Red: You already said that!

(Team Mess Maker)

Token: (Trying to find a perfect angle to cut the soap)

Nichole: Can you hurry along?

Token: I'm trying to find the perfect angle to start whittling the soap bar.

Nichole: Since when did you care about symmetry? Who are you, Death the Kid!?

(Team Gamma)

Bebe: Is it a duck? A bunny? My pet cat, Thumper?

Wendy: What would make you think the clue would be your pet cat Thumper?

Bebe: It's just a guess.

(Team Alpha)

Stan: (Whittles the soap bar with ease)

Kyle: Dude you're awesome.

Stan: Lucky for us, I'm the best soap whittler in our scout troop.

Kyle: It totally looks like a dog, or bird.

Stan: Nope, keep guessing.

(Team Beef Jerky)

Butters: Is it a robot?

Kenny: No…

Butters: Is it a car?

Kenny: No, no…

Butters: Oh I know! I think I got it! It's a giant onion riding a space ship!

Kenny: Where the hell did you learn how to guess?!

(Team Millennium Falcon)

Scott: I don't know what it is. Can't you just tell me?

Kevin: No, you have to guess.

Scott: Well I don't know what to guess.

Kevin: Just pick something.

Scott: (Picks his nose)

Kevin: And I don't mean your nose!

(Finally, Team Funny Women)

Cartman: (Almost finishes whittling a man boxing)

Heidi: A boxer? Mike Tyson? Floyd Mayweather? Is it…is it punching!

Cartman: Babe! You got it! Punching!

Cody: And Team Funny Women get their second card.

Clyde: Crap!

Tweek: How do you make punching? Craig, your soap bar looks like a jackal.

Craig: It wasn't a god damn jackal! It wasn't right the first time you said it what the hell would make you think it would be right the next ten times?

Tweek: I panicked. I'm sorry.

Craig: Whatever, it's our turn now.

(Craig takes the card box)

Tweek & Craig: No puzzles, no puzzles, no puzzles, no puzzles! (A card is drawn) Puzzles.

Craig: Put this flower pot back together.

Cody: (Grabs a flower pot and smashes it with a hammer) Get to fixing.

(We then cut to Craig and Tweek making the finishing touches with some clue and tape. At long last, they reassembled the flower pot)

Cody: Now, we pour in some soil to see if it holds. If not, another team can get a chance to reassemble it (He pours soil into the pot and it holds) It held. Congratualtions, Tweek and Craig, here's your card. You boys have earned it.

Craig: Yes!

Tweek: Huzzah!

Cody: Okay, who's next?

Clyde: We'll take it from here.

(Millie grabs a card and reads it)

Millie: Trivia: During the Stupid Spoiled Whore phase, which one of the South Park girls looked the cutest?

Craig: Didn't know there's be a question about that of all things, but it looks like we're going that way.

Clyde: Hmm…if I had to guess, I'd say you, Millie.

Millie: (Blushes) What? Me?

Clyde: Yeah. Mainly because you look like Poison Ivy from Batman, and Poison Ivy is one sexy super villain (Whistles and purrs like a cat).

Millie: (Blushes even harder) Well, uh, thanks, but your wrong. Other teams have a chance to steal now.

Scott: I say it was Nichole!

Nichole: I wasn't even in South Park at the time. And for your information, I didn't take part in the fad in my old town either. I thought it was sick and sinful.

Cartman: I think it was Heidi. Because she looks cute in whatever she wears.

Heidi: Aw, babe.

Annie: No…both of you are wrong. I'm the cutest one. I should know. I wrote the question.

Millie: Correct. Annie and Red get this card.

Bebe: Really? The answer was you?

Annie: Yeah.

Kyle: (Whispers to Stan) Sounds to me like someone needs a lesson in modesty.

Annie: I heard that! Anyway, it's your turn.

(Kyle draws a card)

Kyle: What is the best RPG of all time?

Stan: I don't know, there are so many good ones. But I'd say…Chinpokomon Sun & Moon?

Kyle: Nope, that's wrong. Another team gets a chance to steal.

(Tweek looks like he's about to say something, but every time he does, he keeps getting interrupted with wrong answers)

Red: Kingdom Hearts!

Kevin: Final Fantasy XV!

Token: Persona 4!

Bebe: Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door!

Clyde: Fire Emblem: Awakening!

Tweek: GOD DAMN IT! YOUR'RE ALL WRONG! IT'S UNDERTALE! UNDERTALE! UNDERTALE!

Kyle: No need to yell, Tweek, you got it right.

Tweek: I know! I wrote the damn question! Seriously, how could you all not heard of Undertale?

Stan: It's just an RPG game, dude, you've played one you basically played them all.

Tweek: Never say that again! Undertale is the best RPG game ever! It takes the entire genre and turns it on its head with its unique game play, loveable characters, and interesting story, three things that you'll all never understand.

Craig: Tweek, relax! They don't know any better.

Tweek: I'm sorry, I just get really passionate about Undertale. It's a great game and it doesn't cost a lot to play it.

Heidi: Can Cartman and I go next?

Tweek: Sure, here you go (Gives them the cards).

Cartman: (Draws a card) Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200 dollars.

(Everyone laughs)

Cartman: Tell me we don't have to go into a dog kennel.

Cody: You all remember the episode. Jail is a dog kennel.

(He points at the kennel)

Heidi: You've got to be kidding me!

Cody: Nope. Oh, and also worth noting that you two must stay in the "jail" for 20 consecutive turns. You can get out but you have to eat cake ingredients. So in case you two feel froggy, here are six eggs, some cups of flower and baking soda, and a box of cake mix. Have fun. (Hands them a tray with the ingredients and they go in the cage)

Cody: Okay, next!

Lola & Jenny: Us!

(Lola draws a card and it reads…)

Lola: Clyde & Millie advance to Level 2.

Clyde: YES!

Millie: Oh baby!

Clyde: (Starts singing a parody of Jay Sean's Down) Babies, we are gonna throw your down! Down! Down! All of your worlds will come crashing down! Down! Down!

Millie: What are you singing?

Clyde: Just this little victory song I made up.

Millie: It's cool.

Clyde: Thanks. I kind of thought of it on the fly.

Cody: Millie and Clyde are guaranteed a spot for Level 2. Let's look at the scoreboard and see how everyone is doing.

Scoreboard:

Alpha: 0

Beef Jerky: 0

Funny Women: 2

Gamma: 1

Mess Maker: 0

Undertale: 2

Bieber: 1

Party: LEVEL 2

Twilight: 0

Millennium Falcon: 0

Cody: Team Party is at Level 2. Teams Funny Women and Undertale scored two cards. Teams Gamma and Bieber scored one card. Everyone else has squat. But don't worry. There's still plenty of time to turn the tides. Team Mess Maker, you're next.

(Nichole draws a card)

Nichole: Artistry all play: One member of each team must carve the clue onto a pumpkin, while the other member guesses what it is.

(Cody hands the teams, sans for Team Party and Team Funny Women, a pumpkin and a carving kit. Those who didn't whittle in the last challenge (Kyle, Butters, Heidi, Bebe, Nichole, Tweek, Annie, Jenny, and Scott (also, Heidi is in front of the kenel that Cartman is in so he can see the pumpkin. Everyone starts to carve their pumpkins. But Team Beef Jerky is having trouble)

Kenny: Hurry up, Butters.

Butters: I'm trying. My parents never let me carve pumpkins.

Kenny: Dude, your parents freaking suck.

Butters: I know!

(Everyone keeps making guesses, but we then cut to Team Alpha. It's a person holding a doughnut and chewing)

Stan: Eating.

Kyle: Eating! We got it! We're finally on the board!

Cody: Excellent. Team Beef Jerky, you're next.

Kenny: (Takes a card) Trivia: Whose mom is a big fat bitch?

Butters: Kyle's mom.

Kenny: Yes!

Kyle: (Annoyed) Cartman did you write that question.

Cartman: What, me? I would never. I respect women now.

Kenny: Actually, I wrote that one. Kyle, your mom really is a fucking bitch.

Kyle: Fuck off, Kenny!

(Everyone laughs)

Cody: Alright, back to Bebe and Wendy.

(Cody hands the two girls the stack of cards, and Bebe takes one)

Bebe: Trivia: What is the greatest meme that ever memed…huh?

Wendy: Memes…memes! (She scratches her head and snaps her fingers, thinking she found an answer) Harambe!

Bebe: Nope, wrong answer. Other teams have a chance to steal.

Craig: You know what meme I think it is?

Bebe: What?

Craig: Deez nuts! HA! Got 'em!

Bebe: Nope, that's not it either.

Kevin: Oh! The Jojo's To Be Continued Roundabout by Yes meme!

Bebe: Correct!

Scott: Awesome sauce! We're next! (He takes a card) Puzzles all play: Re-assembl 10 photograph of Cody.

(He gives the teams, sans for Team Party and Team Funny Women, a baggie that contains pieces to an 8 x 10 photograph of Cody. The teams are having a tough time trying to put it together, saying things like, "There's too many background pieces!" or "Ow, I got a paper cut!" Everyone was having some kind of trouble…all except Team Gamma, who put their pieces with grace. Cody looked Team Gamma's puzzle over and gave it a thumbs up)

Cody: Wendy and Bebe win this puzzle all play!

(Wendy and Bebe high five)

Cody: Team Bieber!

Red: (Takes a card) Trivia: Name one celebrity that Wendy Testaburger cannot stand.

Annie: Kim Kardashian.

Red: Correct.

Wendy: Still stand by the opinion, by the way.

Butters: Come on, Wendy, stop being so jelly. You're just jealous that you're not as bodacious as Kim.

Wendy: Are we really going to go through this again. Now of all times?

Cody: Okay, moving on, Team Undertale.

Craig: (Takes the card) Trivia: What is the worst chore ever?

Tweek: Doing the dishes.

Craig: Damn, that's wrong. Chance to steal.

Butters: If I had to guess, I hate it when my parents tell me to mow the lawn.

Craig: That's correct.

Kenny: Awesome, Butters.

Cody: Next team is Team Alpha.

(Meanwhile, Nichole and Token are lamenting that they haven't scored any points)

Nichole: I think we're done for.

Token: Yeah. We need a miracle to get out of last place now.

Stan: (Reads a card) Token and Nichole advance to Level 2.

(Token and Nichole cheer)

Nichole: We did it!

Token: Level 2! It's a miracle!

Cody: Wow, talk about a lucky break.

Lola: Great, now Jenny and I have to hope that we get a card like they did.

Nichole & Token: (Singing) Oh I'm buzzing because this is how we do it! South central does it like nobody does! This is how we do it! To all our neighbors you got much flavor! This is how we do it! We'll never go whack on an old school track! This is how we do it!

Cody: Moving right along. Since Team Funny Women are still in "jail," it looks like we'll go to Team…

Cartman: Open the cage! We ate the ingredients!

(Cody goes over and looks to see that Cartman and Heidi have in fact eaten the cake ingredients)

Cody: Impressive. How do you two feel?

Heidi: Not very well.

Cartman: Yeah. That sucked. That really sucked.

Cody: Well it seems like you broke out in the nick of time, it's your turn.

Cartman: Great.

(Team Funny Women go over to the table with everyone else, and they grab a card)

Cartman: Okay, Heidi, what's the most important article of clothing a girl shout wear.

Heidi: A shirt?

Cartman: Oh! Baby, that's wrong.

Heidi: Oh no!

Cartman: Don't get down on yourself. You're trying your best. Other teams get a chance to steal.

Bebe: Shoes! Shoes are everything.

Cartman: Correct.

Wendy: Oh my god, Bebe! That's three cards! You know what that means.

Wendy & Bebe: Level 2! We're going to Level 2!

Cody: Congratulations to Wendy, and her wonderful friend, Bebe! You did brilliantly.

Bebe: (Giggles)

Millie: (Teases Bebe by singing) She's a Barbie Girl! In a Barbie World! Life in plastic! It's fantastic! He can brush her hair! Undress her everywhere! Imagination, life is his creation!

Bebe: Please stop.

Cody: Continuing on! We have Team Twilight.

Jenny: (Draws a card) Trivia: Fill in the blank. Back when the girls and boys were feuding, what did Butters call girls? Blank in the grass.

Lola: Bunny rabbits?

Jenny: No, that's wrong.

Butters: I called you all snakes in the grass…Still a little on the fence about that by the way. I'm actually surprised we're all not at each others' throats yet.

Cody: Uh, let's not start another conflict. Just take the card.

Butters: Fair enough. (He takes the third card and says rather calmly…) Hey, what do you know, Kenny, we have three cards.

Kenny: What!

Butters: We have three…. (He realizes the big deal) Three cards! We have three cards! We did it!

Kenny: Team Beef Jerky, bitches, finger licking good!

(They start to sing their victory song)

Butters: (Singing) Oh we live or lives…

Kenny & Butters: (Singing) FOR THE LOVE OF THE GAME! And we will rise! This is our time! Don't let the chances of a lifetime pass us by! And we will rise! This is our time! We'll give this everything we've got…FOR THE LOVE OF THE GAME!

Cody: Nice work, old sports! Let's look at the scoreboard now.

Scoreboard:

Alpha: 1

Beef Jerky: LEVEL 2

Funny Women: 2

Gamma: LEVEL 2

Mess Maker: LEVEL 2

Undertale: 2

Bieber: 2

Party: LEVEL 2

Twilight: 0

Millennium Falcon: 1

Cody: Teams Beef Jerky, Gamma, Mess Maker, and Party have made it to Level 2. Teams Funny Women, Undertale, and Bieber are one card away from victory. Teams Alpha and Millennium Falcon both have 1 card…and Team Twilight is in dead last.

Lola: (Bitterly) Don't remind us.

Cody: Okay, Team Millennium Falcon. You're next!

Scott: (Draws a card) Trivia: What is the best Disney movie ever?

Kevin: Frozen.

Scott: Correct. We're one card away from Level 2, Kev!

Kevin: I know. (Turns to Teams Party, Gamma, Mess Maker, and Beef Jerky) You all better look out, because we're coming for you.

Red: Our turn, our turn! (She draws a card) Artistry all play: The artist from your team must paint the clue on his/her teammates face. The teammate must guess the clue based solely on feel.

Cody: I have face paint! (He gives the six teams some face paint. The painters of each team include, Kyle, Red, Heidi, Kevin, Jenny, and Craig. They start to paint on their teammates' faces)

(Team Bieber)

Annie: (Laughing and giggling as Red is trying to paint the clue)

Red: Annie, hold still! You're going to mess it up!

Annie: I'm sorry, that brush just really tickles. (She laughs so hard she falls off her chair) I am okay!

(Team Twilight)

Lola: The planets, an airplane, a jack in the box!

Jenny: Jack in the box?! Lola, I'm going to put you in a box if you don't start getting these answers correct.

(Team Millennium Falcon)

Scott: You'd better not be painting a dick on my face, dude.

Kevin: I would never do something like that at a time like this. We're so close to Level 2, I can almost taste it!

Scott: Are you sure you're not painting a dick on my face? Because it feels like you are at this very moment!

Kevin: I am not, damn it!

(Team Funny Women)

Cartman: You have such a good brush stroke, Heidi.

Heidi: Thanks, sweetie. But now is not the time for compliments. It's time we get our heads in the game

Cartman: Right! Eyes on the prize. (Inhales and makes a guess) A buttermilk biscuit.

Heidi: Not even close.

(Team Undertale)

Tweek: We have to get one more card! The pressure is getting to me! I can't take it!

Craig: Focus, Tweek. We can do this! I just need you to focus.

Tweek: Right, I can do this. I'm going to start rattling off guesses.

Craig: Go for it!

Tweek: Is it a jackal! A jackal! Jackal!

Craig: Don't do this again!

Tweek: I'm having a panic attack, Craig! I'm sorry!

(Team Alpha)

Kyle: (Paints a basketball net, a soccer ball, a football, a hockey stick, a golf club)

Stan: Uh, is it… Is it sports!

Kyle: Yes! We got it! We got our second card! Sports!

Scott: Sports?

Kevin: Yes, like I said, I wasn't painting a dick on you. I was painting a soccer player kicking a soccer ball into the goal net.

Jenny: No fair! They were copying what I was doing! I was painting basketballs and stuff like that.

Cody: Sorry, but copying doesn't matter. What matters is that Stan got the correct answer first, so he scores Team Alpha their second card.

Stan & Kyle: Yeah! (They high five)

Cody: (Hands the six teams some wet towels so they can wipe paint from their hands and faces) Okay, the next team is Team Undertale)

Craig: (Draws another card) Another puzzle: Repair this PS4. Are you fucking serious?

(Cody takes out a broken PS4)

Cody: I found this in Gamestop's dumpster while looking for materials for the game. I figured I could use this. Also, you may need these (Takes out some wires, diodes, circuit boards, etc.)

Craig: Right. Let's do this thing.

(Team Undertale starts to repair the PS4. They made random guesses when it came to the circuitry, but they knew that if they got shocked, it was a bad thing. They placed the circuit boards and diodes in whatever seemed like the most logical place. They eventually got the PS4 in one piece)

Cody: Looks good. Let's see if it works.

(Cody hooks the repaired PS4 up to his T.V, and presses the power button. Everyone heard the console make a "beep" noise. There was a brief moment of silence and anticipation when the Playstation logo faded onto the screen, showing that it worked)

Tweek: Yes! Yes!

Craig: We got our third card!

Cody: Well it appears you have, old sports. Congratulations.

(Tweek and Craig then begin to sing their victory song)

Tweek & Craig: Slam! Duh duh duh! Duh duh duh! Let the boys be boys! Slam! Duh duh duh! Duh duh duh! Make noise b-boys!

Cody: There are only three available spaces left for Level 2. Don't give up now. Team Funny Women, you're next!

Heidi: Trivia: What is the worst and most annoying children's program on television?

Cartman: Barney and Friends.

Heidi: Gah! That's wrong. Other teams get the chance to steal.

Kevin: Is it Caillou?

Heidi: Nope.

Kyle: Wait, I think I know. It's the Teletubbies!

Heidi: That's right.

Cody: Congratulations for Team Alpha. You're going to Level 2.

Stan: Alright, we did it dude!

Kyle: Kickass!

Cody: Team Twilight, you're up next.

Lola: We have to get this one. We just have to.

Jenny: (Draws a trivia card) What card game does Kenny consider to be one of the best of all time?

Lola: Uh, uh! Yu-Gi-Oh!?

Jenny: Damn it! Okay, chance to steal.

Annie: Over here, we know! It's Magic the Gathering!

Red: Definitely Magic the Gathering!

Jenny: (Sigh) That's right.

Cody: Team Bieber is on to Level 2! One last slot, and only one of you three can move on.

Lola: It's not over for us yet! We can still pull it off!

Kevin: We have to win! I'll be damned if we lose by just one stinking card.

Heidi: (Sigh) It's over.

Cartman: Don't give up so easily, babe! We still have one last chance. We can do this!

Heidi: I don't know. I just don't know.

Cody: Okay, Team Millennium Falcon, you're next. Draw the next card.

Kevin: This is it, Scotty! I can feel it! This is our winning card!

Scott: Draw it, man! Let's go!

Kevin: RAAAAAAAAHHHHH! (Pulls the card out in an aggressive and badass fashion, reads it…and deflates with a look of despair on his face)

Scott: What's wrong, Kev?

Kevin: The card reads….Cartman and Heidi skip to Level 2.

Scott: What!?

Cartman and Heidi: What?!

Lola and Jenny: What!?

Butters: Oh hamburgers!

Cody: And there we have it! The 8 teams that will advance to level 2: Team Alpha, Team Gamma, Team Bieber, Team Mess Maker, Team Party, Team Funny Women, Team Undertale, and Team Beef Jerky! Sorry, Teams Twilight and Millennium Falcon. Better luck next time.

(Jenny and Lola start to bawl)

Jenny: WAAAAAAAHH! WAAAAAAAH!

Lola: (Snivel) Not one crummy card!

(Scott watches on as the two girls continue to cry)

Scott: It's a good thing that we can handle loses better than those two, huh Kev? (No response) Kev?

(Kevin is on the floor throwing a tantrum)

Kevin: (Sobs) NOOOOOOO! We only needed one more card! One…fucking….caaaaaaaaard! Waaaaahh!

(We then cut to Team Twilight and Team Millennium Falcon's flags getting taken down, and their game pieces getting removed from the board so they can be burned and smashed later. As for the other teams, they take their game pieces and place them on the Level 2 space. Injuries like Clyde's cuts or Annie's fall are all patched up. We then get to the Pre-Round I.V Drip for Level 2. Four Seasons by Vivaldi is playing again in the background. Cody is hooking the with wine up to the 16 contestants as the losers from last round, Kevin, Scott, Jenny, and Lola, watch)

Kevin: I still can't believe we lost.

Jenny: I can't believe we didn't get a single card.

Scott: No use crying over spilt milk, guys. What's done is done.

Lola: Scott?

Scott: Yeah?

Lola: Shut up.

(Cody has finished hooking up the last I.V., and the last one was Bebe)

Cody: There we are, I saved the best and most beautiful contestant for last.

Bebe: (Giggles)

Craig: Get a room, lovebirds.

(The other contestants giggle amongst themselves)

Cody: Okay, now we enter Level 2: Physical Challenge, Pain, and Endurance. 8 teams will enter, but only 6 will advance. It's at this point in the game, where swearing isn't allowed. If you swear, then the team must drink for five seconds. And remember, I count the five seconds. So I decide how long or short your drinking will be. All I can say is that if you swear, just pray that you get lucky and I feel like letting you off easy.

Token: Okay.

Cody: Now, the "jail" will still be in the game until this level is over. Also, I forgot to mention while explaining the game before. You still need three cards to advance to the next level. Much like last round, however, you or another team can sill draw a card that allows you to skip to the next level.

Red: It doesn't sound too different from Level 1.

Cody: Nope, not really. The challenges are just different. Well, if there are no further questions or comments, I think we can get this round started. (Grabs his bugle) When I blow my bugle, squeeze your I.V bags and let the wine flow into you.

Stan: Let's do this!

Cody: Okay. On your marks, get set… (Blows his bugle and everyone squeezes their bags, letting the alcohol into their circulatory systems)

Annie: (Feels the alcohol hitting her) Mmmmmmm…

Cartman: Oh I feel it.

Wendy: It hurts.

Craig: Oooooooohhhhhhhh

(After a few seconds, the contestant let go of their bags, Cody detaches them from the , and Level 2 begins)

Ranking:

IN:

1st: Team Party (Clyde and Millie)

2nd: Team Mess Maker (Token and Nichole)

3rd: Team Gamma (Bebe and Wendy)

4th: Team Beef Jerky (Butters and Kenny)

5th: Team Undertale (Craig and Tweek)

6th: Team Alpha (Stan and Kyle)

7th: Team Bieber (Red and Annie)

8th: Team Funny Women (Cartman and Heidi)

OUT:

9th: Team Millennium Falcon (Kevin and Scott)

10th: Team Twilight (Lola and Jenny)