A series of mini-shots 3 and 4
Special late Christmas and new years jokes
Lets do it!
Throw snowballs
Blue suggested a snowball fight
It ended with
Yellow,red,green,crystal,ruby with a cold
Sapphire trying to kill gold
Silver in a corner covered in snow
Emerald and blue laughing like maniacs while being attacked by snow balls
Platinum clutching onto diamond
Diamond unconscious
Pearl doing cpr
White in a hospital with a broken leg
Black in a corner with silver also covered in snow
Kyouhei,mei, and hyuu drinking tea at their house
Build a Christmas tree
" gold stop pushing!" crystal shouted
"maybe you should have picked another side ssg!" gold shouted back
"you two act like a married couple" emerald said
2 hours later
"silver why am I in the emergency room" said emerald
"why am I in here is the real question" said silver as he got up and left
Christmas eve in kanto
"Yellow I'm gay" said red
Yellow looked at him like he was crazy
"Save it for new year's bitch" said yellow as she went to bed
"Blue I'm gay" said green
"Kay goodnight" said blue as she went up stairs
"I love you green"
"I love you too red"
The two started making out
"squellllllllll!" blue and yellow were watching from the stairs
Christmas eve in johto
"crystal it wasn't my fault it was explotaro's fault" gold said
"save it" crystal said looking at gold who was covered in trash
"yeah save it" said silver behind crystal
Crystal gave him a glare
"sorry" said silver
"now go" said crystal pointing at gold
Christmas eve in hoenn
"sapphire I got you something" ruby said as he came into her house
"I got you something too" they both hugged
"but I get nothing" said emerald who was waiting in the rain outside the door
Christmas eve in sinnoh
"diamond I love you!" said pearl
"I love you too!" said diamond
"thank you diamond" said pearl as he was about to hug diamond
"you're the best friend in the world!" said diamond
Pearls face fell
"hope you can come too me and missy's wedding!" said diamond with a smile
Christmas eve in unova
" I don't know who you two are but thanks for inviting us" said kyouhei as he put presents under the tree
"isn't this breaking and entering?" black asked white as he looked at the broken window
"I don't know black I just don't know" said white
Christmas in platinums house
The dex holders gathered around the Christmas tree
"Blue thanks for the pearl!" said green
"Yellow thanks for the Indian skull" said red
"No problem" said yellow with evil aura around her
"gold it's so cute I love it!" called silver as he hugged his pichu plushie
Everyone looked at him
"I mean um.. Thanks" said silver pushing the plushie behind him
"Silver! You shouldn't have!" said crystal
"But I did" said silver
Crystal held up a box full of unova Pokémon in poke balls
She pulled a pokedex out of the box
"What's this for?" she asked
"a head start on the national dex" said silver
"I thought the pressure would be gone on holidays" whined crystal
"look at the dex first ok" said silver
Crystal was stunned as she looked though it then her face fell
"all it leaves you with is kyruem , zekrom , reshiram , and arceus" said silver
"fuck you silver" said crystal under her breath
"what the hell is this ruby!" yelled sapphire
She held up a cereal box
Everybody looked at ruby
"it's where's waldo" said ruby casually
"Sapphire! What's this?" called ruby
He held up a pokeball it held groudon
"I got it from silver" said sapphire casually
"thanks pearl!" said platinum as she pulled out a dead dog
"I should have put some air holes" said pearl
"thanks pearl!" said diamond hold a live kitten
"your welcome diamond" said pearl
"white thank you" said black as he pulled out a gun
"your welcome" white said
"kyouhei thanks" said hyuu
"hyuu thanks" said kyouhei
"both of you thanks" said mei
"musical number!" called blue
Christmas morning, so much fun.
Down the stairs the children run.
Someone has eaten the cookies.
And look what's left under the tree.
There's presents for you and for me
As far as the eye can see.
What's on the rooftop
I wonder what there was
There's reindeer flyin' around the world
Because Santa's comin'!
I think we all should pause
To say that we're grateful
For everything he does.
Thank you Santa Claus!
Thank you Santa Claus!
Woah...
So for all the things you do,
Santa Claus we're thanking you!
So for all the things you do,
Santa Claus we're thanking you!
Thank you Santa Claus!
New years in kanto
"10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1! HAPPY NEW YEARS" Called everyone
"yellow im gay" said red
"good for you dipshit" yellow replied
New years in johto and hoenn
"This is a good little get together!" said gold as they all were about to countdown
"yeah it was" said ruby
"1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10! HAPPY NEW YEARS!" everyone shouted
"hey guys" said crystal
"yeah" everyone said
"we counted the wrong way" said crystal
"dammit! Not again!" shouted gold
Christmas in sinnoh and unova
"kyouhei and mei and hyuu couldn't make it" said platinum sadly
"oh well" said black and white
"yeah who needs em'" said pearl
"10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1! HAPPY NEW YEARS!" every one shouted
Happy late new years!
Later
"gold im so drunk" said crystal as she drank her 7th shot of tequila
"yellow hug me im cold" said red trying to hug yellow
She kicked him away
"platinum im sleepy so goodnight" said diamond and black
"ruby" said sapphire while yawning
"yeah" said ruby
"why are you knitting?" said sapphire right before she knocked out right on his lap
"nobody did anything for me on Christmas or new years.." said emerald who was sitting outside platinum house in the rain
Me: longest chapter ever. Please review ause I did not right a long story for no reviews!
Mkay Bye
