Some Coffee in The Morning Will Make You a Better Man (a series of journal entries)

Disclaimer: No, these characters I am portraying are not mine! (Sighs loudly and looks out the window) Would I like to own them? Well, you know who wouldn't.

***Sorry for the mess up on Duo's name. *** Me very sorry, (wipes eyes)

BY Earthako AKA Eartha

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13th of November

Yesterday was humdrum and I spent many hours in solitude. Today was also uneventful until Tingy found me and urinated on the floor around me. This, I may say, took me at least 2 hours to clean up and made the whole room stink for the rest of the day. Now I sit in solitude once more writing in my favorite journal, (not) and listening to the peaceful screams of the idiots who live with me, frolic about the downstairs. Tomorrow Heero has told me that we will be going out to dinner. Why out, is the only question I have, but I am really only going to go so that I don't have to deal with Duo.

Note- Therapist 9:00 am (remember to bring gun)

-Wufei
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November 12

Dear Diary,

The Preventers have asked me to join them once again and I think I will. It has been such a long time since guns have fired at me or other artillery and I have to say, I miss it! Today, the girls and I went to a quaint little town where we did some shopping, Dorothy brought the most horrible looking dress ever! I mean who would want to wear tomatoes. We of course gossiped for the most part as we went shopping and I found out that the girls and the pilots will be getting married in February, a winter wedding. They have asked me to be their brides maid, I am honored by this, but it isn't exactly were I wish to be in the wedding.

~Sally

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November 13

Dear Diary,

I slept for most of the day today, and actually, just have woken up. It is, I believe, 3:00pm in the afternoon and I will soon have to work my way down to The Preventer Headquarter place. **Ugh** Nothing special today happened I'm afraid. Wait, oh yeah Relina did say something about dinner tomorrow night that sounds like fun.

~Sally

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Hope you are enjoying it so far. If you haven't found it funny yet hopefully you will after I post the next couple of journal entries. Tah Tah, for now!

Earthako