A\N: Okay so... ya it`s been months i think. Schools busy, social lifes busy, blah blah blah insert more excuses here. Fact is i normally don`t finish fanfictions but im completely deermined to finish this one no matter how long it takes! What makes this one so different you ask? simple! This fanfiction have a pretty generous amount of reviewers that keep me feelin guilty if i don`t post stuff. So thank to infinite Melencholy, UrfavoriteNepeta, ParanoidSylph, and ZombieBronyParty for leaving a review! I love you guys so much for guilting me into continueing this! Special thanks to The KuroCat Raider for reviewing on both the chapters i have up so far! Your continued support is really helpful for me! And thanks to everyone else whose read my precious fanfiction!
Daves POV
Dave pulled away slightly. Had he said Dirk? wasn't that bro`s name? but how? no… he must have misheard the blue boy. He kissed him once again, running his left hand through his hair and allowing his right to rest on johns back pulling him in closer to himself and trapping the other boy in a loving embrace.
"D-Dirk!", it was unmistakable this time. He let his hands fall from the boys silky black hair and let go of the one he had always loved. John had whispered the name of his brother. Not him. How the hell did John even know his fuckin brother? THIS IS FUCKIN INSANE! HIS BROTHER WAS DEAD! John was murmuring the name of a dead guy while kissing him.
He completely drew himself away from his best friends. "What the hell John? What. The fucking hell?! Where did you even learn that name and why are you saying it now?!" He needed to know. It didn't make sense. John wasn't a hero of time. He couldn't know his dead brother. He couldn`t be murmuring his name right after they had just started kissing for the first time.
John looked him in the eye, his sky blue eyes brimming with honesty and murmured, "Dave… i learned it from your brother."
Dirk stared at his friend miserably. His shades hid the hurt in his eyes. The pain that he definitely couldn't share with this boy or anyone. "My brothers dead John. He couldn`t have told you because he fuckin died trying to kill jack! Trying to save me!" He voice betrayed the pain and empty part of his heart his bro left behind when he died.
"Your bro isn't dead Dave! Okay? Well your bro is but your other bro…"
Dave cut him off, "THAT OTHER DIRK ISN`T MY BRO! It`s just… it`s just some Dirk. Not… not mine. John. Why did you say his name while kissing me?"
John looked down apologetically. Not able to meet the other boys eyes. "I think i like him… I'm not homo… but i may be a little stridersexual…"
Dave took off his shades and forced John to look up at him. "John. We've been friends forever. Best bros. I would do anything for you."
John smiled goofily not knowing where this was going or why Dave suddenly changed the subject, "I would do anything for you too Dave!"
He looked into the other boys eyes seeing the honesty there. "Promise?"
John nodded his head and shot him another adorkable goofy bucked teeth grin. This kid is seriously too fuckin cute for his own good.
"Okay. Than promise me." He took a deep breath to try and take back control of his emotions, "I don`t care if you don`t love me John. Well i do… cuz i`ve loved you forever. but… i can handle just being your bro and remaining by your side and sappy shit like that. But hell i can't handle it if you were with that imposter. I can't… I can't handle you being with my dead brothers younger duplicate. So promise me you won`t! Promise me that whoever you're with it`s not him!"
"Dave i…"
His heart was about to break. He was completely desperate. anyone but that poser! "PROMISE ME!"
Johns POV
John had never seen his friend like that. he looked into Daves eyes. There was emotion in his best friend for the first time. Dave had never really asked anything real of him before. Never. He owed him. He felt himself begin to fade back into the blue mist and took one last look at the panicked desperate best friend. The one he had talked to everyday for almost his whole life. The one who had always been there for him. "I promise."
Then he was once again gone to a new place. Perhaps a new time? he still hadn't mastered whatever this teleporting misty thing he did was. But wherever he went he hoped to be alone. He needed to figure things out… "It`s so hard to like someone.."
"HEY EGBERT! BOUT FUCKIN TIME YOU PAID A VISIT TO ME! SEAMS LIKE YOU SAID HI TO EVERY ASSWHIPE IN THE FUCKIN UNIVERSE EXCEPT ME! THOUGH I GUESS THAT`S ANOTHER WAY FOR THE UNIVERSE TO SAY FUCK KARKAT FOR EVER TRYING TO EXIST IN THIS SORRY EXCUSE FOR A FUCKIN MESSED UP TIMEPLANE"
Was that… "Karkat!" he smiled a bit and couldn't help hugging him. Maybe he could help with sorting out his feelings? Even if he couldn't it was great to meet him in person!
Karkat looked up at the slightly taller human boy and tried to pry himself away from the needless embrace, "SHIT EGBERT! THE FUCK?! GET YOUR HUMAN PAWS OFF MY EVER FUCK LOVING BODY!"
KATKATS POV
The human boy was looking down at him with such a pathetic look that he felt the need to comfort this human boy and perhaps share his divine knowledge and infinitely wise advice on the fucking screwed up universe. He sighed and looked at the taller boy seriously, "OKAY EGBERT! HERE`S MY FUCKING PROPOSITION! CALL IT A GIFT FROM ME - YOUR GLORIOUSLY MERCIFUL GOD - TO YOU! I`LL HELP YOU WITH WHATEVER YOUR TRIVIAL HUMAN PROBLEM IS IN EXCHANGE FOR YOU LETTING ME THE FUCK GO"
John finally let go and he sighed in relief at the fact that he could once again stand within the gloriously underappreciated dwelling of personal space. "OKAY NOW EGBERT. HOW THE FUCK CAN I HELP YOUR THINKPAN BECOME SLIGHTLY LESS SHITTY? IF THAT`S EVEN POSSIBLE FOR A NOOKSUCKING IDIOT LIKE YOU!"
A\N: Okay i really need your help! So far in the fanfiction i`ve been able to keep most of the characters pretty close to how they are in canon but with Karkat im lost... completely and utterly lost... I know how to canonically write his personality but as far as the words he uses... i dunno that many. So if you readers can post a couple swear words\insults that karkat uses from time to time along with your review that`d be great. Also i have no clue what shipping i want there to be in the end so imma let all of you choose! So if your interested in choosing who ends up with who simply go to my page and vote on the poll! That`s all till next time! Thank you everyone for reading and hopefully leaving me a review?
