I DO NOT OWN NARUTO AND/OR THE CHARACTERS

Jiraiya's Attempt

Jiraiya: Naruto!

Naruto doesn't turn around to see who it is

Jiraiya: Naruto!

Naruto continues to ignore Jiraiya

Jiraiya: Naruto!

Naruto: What?!

Jiraiya: What are you doing?

Naruto: What does it look like, you stupid son of a bitch? I'm training.

Jiraiya: (sigh) I guess that sake bottle is pretty heavy.

Naruto: Hell, it's the heaviest thing I could find.

Jiraiya: We've got to meet with the Hokage.

Naruto: What!

Jiraiya: Don't.

Naruto: I ain't finished training. What!

Jiraiya: The Hokage wants to see you to debrief us.

Naruto: Ain't nothing I done that you don't know about. What! You can do it without me. What!

Jiraiya walks up to Naruto at the bar and snatches the bottle of sake from his hand.

Jiraiya: I said let's go.

Naruto turns at last turns around and hops off the stool and faces Jiraiya.

Naruto: What! You know what happened the last time you snatched tried to stop me from training. What!

Jiraiya: I don't care, the ho…

Before Jiraiya can finish talking, Naruto catches him with a right hand across the face.