Shadi is standing in the midst of a vast room looking like a pirate Captain's quarters with an Egyptian touch.

SHADI: Her mind is mostly books, schoolwork with many memorized songs and movies, fanfiction ideas. Ooh! A movie! *Pops movie into VCR * *turns green * Autopsy footage! * Grabs a jar to be sick in * Wow! She does keep her sanity in a jar!

The turbaned explorer picks up jello and starts eating it.

SHADI: Yum! Oh, T, Pirate Duke Of Leprechauns, doesn't own anything in the chapter below. Though she does own a cheese sandwich.

Chapter three

IN WHICH GANDALF GETS HIS BRAINS FRIED

Everyone was doing his or her own thing in the living area. Tea was reading a book in her armchair, and Yoda was meditating in the middle of the floor. Chewie had taken a shine to Bakura, and followed him everywhere. Right now they were both watching the only channel they had, discovery. Yami yugi had fallen asleep in the other armchair and was muttering, "That's mine! Get your own sandwich!"
Han was doing push ups, and Yugi was playing solitaire. Gandalf was in the kitchen, making toast. He had seen the others do it many times before it didn't look too hard. He popped the bread into the slots and read the paper, waiting for the toast to come up.
To his dismay Yami Bakura walked in. "This is the song that never ends, it just goes on and on my friends! Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and will continue singing it forever just because it is the song that.." "YAMI!" Yami stopped singing. "What is it? You're not one for the fine arts?"
Gandalf rolled his eyes."Gandalf." Yami said in a singsong voice. "What?" Gandalf snapped. "Yourtoastisburning" he said. Gandalf blinked, and then glared. "Shouldn't you be bugging someone else now?"
"Nope. I've already bugged Han, Tea, Yoda, yugi, yami..." He counted on his fingers. "That leaves you. Then I start all over." "How wonderful." Gandalf said, rolling his eyes again.
"Oh, and Gandalf," He said with a smirk. "Your toast is burning." the smell reached Gandalf's nostrils, and he turned around. The toaster was emitting large clouds of black smoke. "You could've warned me!" He yelled to yami. "Shoulda, woulda, coulda." he said, crossing his arms and leaning against the wall. Gandalf grabbed the nearest object he could find to pry the toast out, which happened to be a knife. A horrible sizzling noise filled the room.
Gandalf's hair stood on end and electricity coursed through his beard. Yami laughed. The others had heard the noise, and they came to see what happened. " You never stick metal in something electrical!" Han scolded.
"Are you okay?" Yugi asked. Gandalf growled, and wrapped his hands around Yami, who was laughing uncontrollably. The albino screamed. "Ouch! Don't take it out on me!" "You didn't say anything!"Gandalf snapped. "It's not my fault you're incompetent."Yami smirked "Why you!" Gandalf chased yami around the house, arms outstretched to strangle him. "This is going to be a long two months." Yugi sighed.

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SHADI: * Still eating * *Belches * Oh, hello. My, what a short chapter! Word documents seem longer when written on a DOS computer then transferred. * Mouthful * this is great! I wonder what flavour this is?

TAG: Science Experiment DO NOT TOUCH

Shadi clamps his hand over his mouth, dropping the platter with a clang. The green mess spells out the words "READ AND REVIEW! NEXT CHAPTER: BLACK HOLES, PRINCESSES AND THE GROUP'S DIMINISHING PATIENCE!"