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And it was because of Deidara's allround thickness that the Akatsuki found they would have less than a day to buy all the stuff they would need for their holiday. Which is why they had used a super-advanced technique that woul immediately transport them to the nearest mall as soon as they had finished their breakfast.
Of course, they all had priorities. Deidara went looking for hair products so his blonde pride and joy would not get sun damaged. Itachi went and bought 50 bottles of suncream as soon as they arrived, and Hidan bought a new knife that had a picture of a sun on it. He called it his holiday knife and was immensely proud of himself, saying he felt that while on holiday he should make his sacrifices in a more, holidayish manner. The other Akatsuki members just thought he was wierd.
Soon they all head their holiday neccessities including black suitcases which Tobi had painted red clouds on for them with his finger paints.
It took them about an hour to pack, and by the time they were finished it was twelve midnight.
All of a sudden Deidara screamed.
"What now Deidara?" Pein asked exasperatedly.
"We have to be at the airport in five hours! And the airport is six hours away, even if we tke the Akatsuki Ferrari!"
"Why can't we teleport using sunshin like we usualy do?" Tobi wondered.
"Too far..." Zetsu explained.
Hidan suddenly started grinning.
"The airport is only that far away if we drive at the fing speed limit. And Akatsuki are very well known for not playing by the fing rules..."
"Fine, everyone, to the Batmobile!" Deidara shouted.
Everyone looked at him like this: 0.0'
"What? I always wanted to say that."
Everyone shook their heads at the poor person.
Pein cleared his throat: "Everyone! To the Akatsuki Mobile!"
They all scrambled to get in with there suitcases.
The Ferrari was black with a big red cloud on the bonnet and red stripes down the side. The number plate was: 4K4T5UK1
Pein shook his headm as Hidan took the drivers seat.
"Hidan you are not driving, we are not all immortal like you."
Hidan sighed. "Fine but can we fing leave already?"
"In a minute!" Deidara's voice came from behind the car where he was attempting to fit the last of his ten suitcases in the boot.
