The Total Drama series belongs to Teletoon, and Cartoon Network. Also, the Alphabet idea isn't mine. It belongs to Frank15. Everything I also mention that's copyrighted belongs to their respective copyrights. However, all my characters belong to me.
This episode, we start up the second challenge!
Cooldown Hugs for everyone!
Chris is onstage, ready to deliver the next intro. He was wearing a jacket, and holding a coffee cup.
"Last time on AlphaKidz… 25 kids, ranging from ages 10 to 12 met each other in front of the Film Lot. While some of the greetings were met with kind words, some were kinda… not so kind. Some of them were really freaky, like the resident Animal Crossing fanboy, Ivan. He seriously gave HRA Rankings to the houses! Dude, get a better hobby… And can I have a Sloppy TV if you have one? Um… Where was I? Oh, yeah! Our tweens had to go through the first level of Mario. And some of them did an impressive job, while others, were kinda slow, with Xylia's kind heart, being the slowest of them all."
"Anyways, we're just warming up, even though the air outside's cooling down! What will happen today? Will Joey's arrival cause Ivan to panic? What will Quant declare evil today? And who will be the first one voted off? Find out today, on…"
"Total!"
"Drama!"
"ALPHAKIDZ!"
(Cue I Wanna Be Famous)
Mess Hall
Xylia woke up early, rubbing the sleep out of her eyes while spooning her cereal around.
"Man, who knew cots could be totally rough on the back?" Xylia asked herself. "Plus, I wonder how the girls are doing, having to have totally slept with Quant?"
She then sighed sadly as she remembered the events of last night…
Xylia was outside the Girls Side of the Loser Cabin, with a livid Quant yelling at them.
"Should I, or shouldn't I…" Xylia said to herself, as she opened the door, to see an angry Quant starring down at her. "Um… did I come at a bad time?"
"I rather move that to the back of my mind…" Xylia said to herself. "I do know I totally slept in the Confessional, though. And Gladys tucked me in…"
"NO, NO, NO!" Hatchet yelled out from the kitchen. "I am NOT about to be upstaged by a raccoon!"
Xylia was puzzled. "Wait, a raccoon?"
She got up and walked to the kitchen to check it out and see if it was real.
In the currently messy kitchen, Hatchet and a raccoon was glaring at each other, playing tug of war with a flour bag. The raccoon was now wearing a chef's apron, and a small chef's hat.
"You're opening it wrong, anyway!" Hatchet pouted. "You gotta open it rough!"
"No, you have to be gentle, Mr. Splice Bacon and Sausage together!" The raccoon replied in his native tongue.
"I'm not sure what you said, but rough!" Hatchet yelled out loud.
"Gentle!"
"Rough!"
"Gentle!"
"Um, guys?" Xylia asked the two, as the flour bag ripped open, sending flour everywhere, and covering the room, and everyone in the baking stuff. "Did I –COUGH- come at a bad time?"
Hatchet stared at the rookie cook. "What is it, Private? Can you see we're kinda busy here?!"
"I kinda heard yelling, and…" Xylia said shyly, as her apron was tugged at. She looked on the counter to see the Raccoon, tugging at her apron, with a new bag of flour next to him. It was pointing at the bag of flour. Xylia then gently smiled at the Raccoon. "You want me to totally open it for you?"
The Raccoon nodded.
"Okay, if you say so…" Xylia said, as she opened it with ease. Both Hatchet and Raccoon were stunned.
"Um… How DO you do that?" Hatchet asked.
"To totally open a bag of flour, you totally gotta be one WITH the flour." Replied Xylia. "Dad always totally said that like it was going SOOOOO outta style."
"Um… Okay?" A confused Hatchet asked.
"Now, I gotta take a shower… again." Said Xylia. "It seems oddly cold today… Almost Winter cold."
Xylia took her leave, as Raccoon looked at Hatchet.
"The pink-haired one has it down, pat!" Raccoon said, chirping hapilly.
Confessional: Flour Power
Xylia: (She is frowning.) Yeah, helping out in the kitchen brought a little cheer to me, though that won't totally last once Quant wakes up. I'm more totally concerned as to our currently incarnated teammate SOOOOO coming totally today.
House of Victory
It was early in the morning, and Lily was checking her portable weather radar with confusion.
"Okay, this is REALLY odd…" Lily said, looking at the radar. "There's snow on the ground, the air is cold… Yet, it's SUMMER."
Seth came in, drinking some hot cocoa. "Golly… Bee bit your bonnet, daddy-o?"
"Yeah! How can it be snowing, during Summer?" Lily asked. "It just doesn't make any sense!"
"It's Canada, daddy-o. Nothing has to make much sense." Seth replied, smiling, as Zentaro came down.
"Hey, who turned up the cold?" Zentaro asked, yawning. "Tongue's shivering."
"That, I dunno…" Lily replied, taking closer looks at her weather equipment, as Ralph came from outside.
"Yeah, it's really wintry today." Said Ralph, coming in holding a watering can. "This weather CAN'T be good for the plants."
Bitty came down, looking ticked off. "Okay, who turned on the AC full blast? Being cold is SO unfashionable!"
"None of us did; we just woke up to see ice and snow outside." Lily replied. "Personally, I like it."
"You… actually LIKE the snow?!" Bitty yelled out in shock.
"Yeah, does everybody?" Lily replied, as Coco came in from outside, stirring some stuff in a bowl.
"WHO WANTS CHOCOLATE SNOW CREAM?" Coco yelled out with glee. "Fresh from the ground!"
"You eat stuff off the ground? You're weird, you know that?" Bitty replied, to which she was hit by a snowball. "Augh! Now I gotta reapply my makeup!"
She stomped upstairs in a rage, as everyone was wondering who did that deed. They starred at Coco.
"Hey, don't look at me. That snow that was tossed at Bitty was just normal snow. Besides, I would NEVER use chocolate for a malicious use, even if it WAS Bitty." Coco commented.
"Then, who DID toss it?" Zentaro asked.
Outside the House of Victory, Treela was giving a peace sign to Easter.
"Far out shot, Easter!" Treela yelled out in glee.
"Thanks, Treela! At least that'll shut Bitty up for a while." Easter replied.
Confessional: He's Mr. White Christmas, He's Mr. Snow
Bitty: My earrings… Have icicles… On them… UGH!
Lily: Today's forecast calls for some chilly chuckles if someone tosses another snowball at Bitty.
Ralph: My poor Irises… They're gonna get ruined thanks to this snow…
Treela: Hey, I may be all dressed in more of a summertime get-up, but where I live, winters last quite a long time.
Coco: Speaking of the cold, I just adore chilled chocolate bars! Chilled chocolate rabbits at Eastertime also counts as well.
Middle of the Road Trailer, Boys Side
They were also cold, but the action inside was heating up inside. Yagmur was in the middle of a game, while Uzi was looking at a cartridge solemly.
"Looks like we'll get our chance another day, Yoshi's Island…" Uzi commented to himself.
Wiley took one look at the action on-screen, and had a green hue on his face.
"Um, I'll take Brain Bleach for 500, Uzi…" Wiley said.
"Hell yeah! That's what a demon's eyeball looks like from the inside? SCORE!" Yagmur replied in glee.
"Is this karma for making him sleep on the floor?" Hambo asked. "And what's the history of this game, Uzi? You're the game expert."
"YEAH, CHAINSAW!" Yagmur screamed in glee, as Uzi was reaching for his laptop. Typing in a few words, he found what he was looking for.
"Bloodbath 2 was known for being EXTREMELY controversial." Uzi read. "You play as an escaped megalomaniacal criminal that escaped from death row after injecting the executioner with poison. With its off the wall bloody deaths, and mission objectives, it was banned right from day 1 of development. Not even Emulators will play that game; it's THAT violent."
"Wow, too spicy even for them, huh?" Hambo replied, as…
"Take THAT, senator! Eat shotgun, grandma!" Yagmur yelled out loud.
"He… is not gonna win any girls, at all." Vaughn replied, looking white as a ghost.
"Also, one of the games was missing this morning." Uzi replied. "I think it was Mortal Kombat?"
"You mean that game that caused a lotta parents to go on an uproar after one too many torn-off torsos?" Wiley asked, looking through the games.
"You wanna play that?" Yagmur asked, hearing Wiley. "Well, too –BLEEP- bad! I threw it at that Quant bitch. It was –BLEEP- censored!"
"Yeah, it was." Uzi replied. "It was a flop on Nintendo consoles, and had Sega dominate the market for quite a while until Donkey Kong Country came out."
Soon enough, some virtual screams were heard, as everyone looked at the TV screen.
Wiley looked at the violence on-screen, and fainted on the spot.
Confessional: Thank GOD there isn't a game THAT violent on the SNES in the real world…
Wiley: (He looks sick to his stomach) So THAT'S what a tongue looks like from the inside…
Hambo: Okay, THIS is the time for some comfort bacon.
Uzi: My mom was on Team Nintendo, while my dad was on Team Sega when they were growing up… Yeah, it's kinda a long story why I have step-parents…
Vaughn: So, how shall I win the girls over, today? I need some cheering up, after seeing all that bloodshed.
Yagmur: What can I say; I love the bloodshed! My roommates outta man up and deal!
Middle of the Road Trailer, Girl's Side
Alora, Peki, Melody, and Opi were awake, currently. Danielle was still sleeping, with the covers over her. Her animal suit was next to her bed, though.
"Wow, I'm calling it. She's majorly shy." Said Alora. "No way someone can compete in this game wearing an animal outfit."
"Plus, they're footie pajamas, like what toddlers wear." Peki replied. "She HAS to be shy like you said, Alora."
"Or maybe she has some tattoos she doesn't want anyone to see?" Opi asked, to which everyone looked at Opi with an odd look.
"Opi, I highly doubt she even HAS any tattoos." Alora replied. "I don't think any of us has any skin art."
"Besides, tattoos and new leaves are completely mainstream, anyway." Melody said, rubbing her left leg with her right foot.
The girls continued to look at the slumbering Danielle.
"Still, we SHOULD wake her up." Replied Alora. "We'll need her for today's challenge."
Peki looked at the sleeping Danielle, and got an idea, as she tapped on one of her Master Ball earrings.
"I've got an idea!" Peki shouted out loud, as she took out what appeared to be a MP3 player, a speaker, and set it next to Danielle.
Melody was confused. "You're gonna attempt to wake Danielle up with opera music?
Peki could only giggle. "Just you watch…"
"If this wakes her up, you owe me a pizza, Alora." Melody whispered to Alora.
Peki laid the MP3 player next to the sleeping Danielle, as she turned it on. Some soft flute music came from the speakers.
Opi recognized it right away. "Is that the Pokeflute theme?"
Peki nodded. "Yep. And in just a few seconds, Danielle will wake up!"
It seemed that Peki's idea worked, because just then, Danielle started to slowly wake up from hearing that tune. Her top was almost like a hoodie, only it shadowed her entire face.
"Morning, guys… Yawn…" Danielle sleeply said to the girls.
"Wow… it worked." Melody said under her breath.
"Guess I owe you a pizza, huh?" asked Alora to Melody.
Danielle looked at Peki. "Nice tuneage, Peki."
"Thanks, Danielle!" replied Peki.
"Now… I gotta get dressed. We may have a difficult challenge ahead of us." Danielle said, as she gathered up her suit, and headed out the door. A few seconds later…
"So…" Alora replied. "What's your favorite pizza topping, Melody?"
Confessional: Wakey-Wakey!
Peki: Never underestimate the powers of Pokemon! It's a cute mistress. Oh, yes, it really is.
Melody: While Pokemon may be mainstream, I can't say no to Squirtle, or Treecko, or Froakie.
Alora: My mom barely let me listen to ANY music, saying it could harm the beauty of my ears. So I was stuck listening to… -Shudder- The Twilight soundtrack.
Danielle: Awww, I was having a dream about hanging out with Izzy from Digimon…
Opi: Wow, that HAS to be some MP3 player to wake Danielle up…
Loser's Cabin, Boy's Side
Currently, Felix was putting away some belongings in a portable safe he brought with him on the show.
"There we go! 12 party-sized cans of cashews well-kept and safe from Joey!" said Felix with a smile, as he looked at Ivan. He was praying.
"God? There's a chance I'll see you today… I promise to wipe my feet before entering the pearly gates…" Ivan prayed, as a gentle hand touched his shoulder.
"Ivan? There should be nothing to worry about, Joey wise." Felix gently comforted his friend.
"But… I'm not the physically strongest contestant here." Ivan replied.
"I'm not, either, but that shouldn't worry you one bit." Said Keala with a gentle smile.
"Still, Joey got busted for trying to rob a cop's house, while smoking pot, AND the cop's home… Seriously, how IDIOTIC do you have to be to do that… He seems kinda NOT someone we should mess with." Replied Ivan.
"And one of the reasons my mom kept me in a bubble all my life." Keala said. "She even invented a pre-food chewer. That idea didn't last too long."
Felix and Ivan stared at Keala in shock.
"Dude… PLEASE tell me she's just overprotective…" Felix pleaded.
"Yeah, my dad got me on the show. It took a lot of convincing from my mom to help her understand, and by that, a LOT." Keala said. "And at the end, I got on anyway."
"Heck, my mom's kinda worried about me, due to the fact I'm in High School." Felix commented.
Both Ivan and Keala were shocked. "YOU'RE IN HIGH SCHOOL?!"
"Yep! I'm kinda, what you can call, a prodigy." Felix said, smiling warmly. "Just name any math question, and I can answer it in 5 seconds!"
"Okay… Um…" Ivan replied, as he typed in a problem in a calculator. "What is the volume enclosed by the paraboloid z = x^2 + 4y^2 + 7 and the plane z = -1?"
"Simple! 16*pi " Felix answered.
Ivan checked the calculator. "Wow… You're right."
"Cool… You're really smart, Felix!" said Keala, smiling.
"Yeah, I know who to turn towards if I ever needed tutoring in school!" Ivan also said, with a smile on his face.
"I actually do that, as well. If you ever need my help, you can always call me, okay?" Felix replied, smiling gently.
"I shall!" Ivan said, as…
"WHO DID IT?!" Quant yelled at the two girls from the walls.
"But I know someone who may be MORE scarier than Joey…" Keala said, tightening up his hoodie.
Confessional: The author is lousy at math… He had to get a friend to give him a question, and an answer.
Ivan: Gee, Quant is NOT a morning person... Maybe she needs some coffee? Knowing my luck, she declares coffee evil.
Keala: Wow, who knew girls like Quant could be so scary... (He shivers in fear)
Felix: Eh, coffee's too bitter for me. Give me hot cocoa ANY time of the week. Or thanks to my friend, iced hot cocoa.
Quant was in a sour mood, glaring at the girls in the cabin.
"We swear, we didn't even TOSS a game cartridge at you!" Nancy said. "We didn't leave this cabin at ALL last night."
"Well, someone threw a game cartridge at me, and ran away all-speedy like…" Quant replied. "And throwing stuff—"
"Is evil; we get it, hon." Gladys finished.
"Did you even get a GOOD look at the person that did it, to begin with?" Nancy asked.
"Well… Said person had spikey hair, and wore earrings…" Quant said, as she figured it out. "Not Xylia, the evil jerk…"
"Yeah, I didn't see any piercing marks anywhere on her." Commented Nancy.
"Anyways, if she's gonna throw something, make it something WORTH breaking, like Garbage Pail Kids!" Quant yelled out loud, as she tossed the game cartridge at the wall, shattering it into pieces. "I'm going for breakfast. And if ANYONE tosses anything at me, I swear…"
Quant then took her leave, as Nancy and Gladys looked at each other.
Um, Gladys? Want to make an alliance so we can vote off Quant?" Nancy asked.
"Okay, but as long as we agree on one thing; Xylia doesn't get voted for, okay?" Gladys said.
"Also… where IS our Cookin' girl's blanket? It was there last night…" Nancy also asked.
"…I dunno. You don't think? …Nah." Gladys replied.
Just then, Quant came back inside, eying Nancy's skateboard.
"Skateboards are evil; I'll be taking this." Quant said, as she took the skateboard, and walked off with it.
"At least it should be in the hands of someone safe…" Nancy replied.
Gladys was shocked. "HON? She TOOK your skateboard! And you're not mad?"
"Nah. At least Joey will be too scared by Quant to try to mess with her." Nancy stated.
The two girls shared a laugh together.
Confessional: Wow, an alliance, already!
Gladys: You don't think Quant covered up Xylia, last night? Maybe there's more than meets the eye with her. I also sworn that I saw a bit of a scar on her back… Other than that, I dunno.
Stunski: Don't ask Ms. Bossy Pants McGee, but... I slept with Xylia last night.
Nancy: You don't think Quant's related to one of the EVILS to grasp this very plane of current existence; A senator? So far, she's acting like it.
Quant: Skateboards are still evil! And so are cots! (Quant then looked at the skateboard, as she looks around, and shuts off the camera.)
Inside the Mess Hall, Quant came in, wearing a pink bandage on her nose.
"Quant? You're totally okay?" Xylia asked, looking at Quant. "Pink's SOOOO totally your color, anyway."
"Aw, shut up, Hell on bare feet. It's only a small wound!" Quant replied. "Plus, pink hair's still evil!"
"No it's not!" Defended Xylia. "Besides, Melody and Lily both have green and blue hair respectively, and you're not totally calling them evil!"
"She makes a point there." Nancy commented.
"Besides… The bubble gum fairies SOOOO convinced me to dye my hair pink!" replied Xylia.
Gladys looked a little green. "Yuck…"
"Whatever..." Quant replied, as she eyed a pepper shaker. "You, I can say, is NOT evil."
"Plus, my mom still has pink hair, since she had it dyed at 10 years old." Nancy said, smiling, as Gladys and Xylia looked at her. "Yeah, she was sorta a rebellious kid."
Confessionals: FAIRIES!
Xylia: Okay, I totally lied. Bubblegum fairies never visited me. I don't even LIKE bubble gum! I'm more of a chocolate person, myself.
Quant: My mom says that when I do win, one of the first things she'll do is enact some soap law. However, they spelled soap wrong, which is evil. It's SOAP, not SOPA!
Nancy: Yeah, like mother, like daughter. But I'm hoping Ivan will be okay today, with Joey arriving and all; besides, he's kinda cute.
Meanwhile, Ivan was eating breakfast, as Peki came up to him.
"So… Today's the big day… The day Joey arrives." Peki commented.
"Don't ask." Ivan stated. "I've already made my Will and Testament last night, anyway."
Peki smiled, as she grabbed Ivan's hand and patted it. "Awww, don't be like that! I've got faith that things will take a turn for the better!"
Ivan looked at Peki, with a slight blush. "Really?"
Peki smiled. "Really. I just feel it in my bones, and other inner organs."
Ivan blushed. "Um, thanks… I guess?"
"And if Joey messes with you, I'll give him some lip!" Peki commented, as she put a spoon under some of Ivan's scrambled eggs and bacon. "Just like THIS!"
She then slammed down onto the spoon hard, that some of Ivan's scrambled eggs and bacon flew into the air…
…
…Right into Hambo's plate.
"Awesome! More bacon!" Hambo shouted out in glee.
Peki and Ivan could only look at each other.
"Well, if he's happy…" Peki said, smiling.
A few minutes later, Chris came into the room.
"Kids! It's time for your first challenge as a team! This'll also answer the question as to why there's snow and ice around…" Chris commented.
"More colder than the Crystal Empire from Friendship is Magic?" Coco asked.
"Er… Something like that. Anyways, meet over at Lot 1 soon." Chris said, as he took his leave.
Peki looked at Ivan. "Well, looks like it's challenge time. See ya afterwards?" She asked as she took her leave.
Ivan couldn't help but blush. "Um… Yeah…"
Confessional: Cold Shoulder
Ivan: Wow, it's only the second day, and I'm feeling some warm feelings from Peki… Could it be? …Nah.
Peki: What can I say? He seemed so worried… It was the least I could do.
Coco: What can I say? I'm a Pegisister, and proud of it! So is my sister! (She then realized something.) Uh… crap. Chris? Edit this out for me?
At Lot 1, the kids saw what appeared to be miniature tractor-trailer trucks, and ice as far as the eye could see. There were special machines set up to keep the ice from melting.
"Well, then... That explains the cold." Seth said.
"Personally, I find it comfortable." Felix replied, smiling.
"Ditto." Lily said, also smiling.
"Welcome to your first true challenge, kids!" Chris yelled out loud.
"Chris? It's freaking cold here!" Bitty yelled out loud, between shivers. "And being cold is NOT fashionable! Just ask Coco there!"
Coco was indeed shivering.
"Wow… brain freeze…" Coco said, smiling.
"Whatever, my point stands. The cold sucks!" Bitty pouted.
"But, some of us are liking it." Zentaro said, as he pointed at Danielle, Ivan, and Xylia somehow skating around a frozen patch of ice… WITHOUT skates. Despite the fact that two of them were barefoot, and the third was wearing soft slippers, they seemed to have a good time.
"Wow, this is more fun than the time I totally won a snowball contest in only shorts and a t-shirt!" Xylia exclaimed. "Mom and dad were SOOOOOO impressed, and a tad upset at the same time!"
Bitty starred at them.
"Freaks." Bitty scoffed, as she was hit with a snowball.
Confessional: Frostbitten clothes FTL!
Bitty: UGH! Who did that?!
Quant: (She is rubbing her hands) …What? Calling people freaks is evil! …Man, talk about cold.
"Anyways, once you three are done playing Swan Lake on Ice, it's time to introduce the next challenge!" Chris shouted.
"But, I was about to SOOOOO do that twisty thing in the air that all the pros totally do!" Xylia replied.
"Uh, guys?" Danielle shouted to everyone. "You may wanna see this…"
"Yeah, like pronto!" Ivan replied. "It seems like it's preserved…"
All the Kids, plus Chris were gathered at a particular piece of ice. Encased in it was a young boy around their age, wearing a suit and a brown hat.
"Cool, a frozen body!" Yagmur shouted out loud. "I wonder if we hit it, it'll shatter?"
"Uncool, brah…" Treela commented.
"You think he may still be alive under that ice?" Lily asked.
"Err, I highly doubt it." Felix replied. "But it may give me the chance to use my Re-Animator! It'll give new life to this body, AND de-age their inner organs!"
"Okay, hon? Kinda gross, to be honest." Gladys said.
"Gotta break a few eggs to make an omelette, and only one to have your butt graded! And it also dries out his clothes in the process!" Felix replied.
"Wow, you're prepped for anything." Wiley commented.
"Now… Who shall free him from his icy prison?" Felix asked.
"I'll do it!" Xylia said, as she took out a frying pan. Taking a big swing, she hit the block of ice, and said block of ice shattered in a million pieces, freeing the boy entrapped in it in mere moments.
The campers starred at Xylia with amazement. "Uh… Too hard?"
"Aww, I wanted to see him shatter." Yagmur pouted.
Felix then followed suit by zapping the boy with the Re-Animator.
"Hope it works…" said Felix.
After what appeared to be a few moments, the body slowly gained life in his body, as he slowly stirred to life. He tried to get up, but it was difficult. Xylia kept him steady.
"Um… Where am I?" The now thawed-out boy, with a British accent, asked. "All I remember is slipping on some ice, falling on an iceberg, and a giant wave drenching me and… after that… Who are you guys?"
"As a matter of fact, who are you?" Chris asked, in concern. "It's not every day we get frozen bodies here."
"I'm James. Or rather, James Yeken." The boy called James answered. "Me, dad, and mum were on a trip up North, on a possible last time. Some bad blood was going on with Austria-Hungary, and…"
"Wait, bad blood with Austria-Hungary?" Hambo asked. "My Great Grandad told me about this when I was younger…"
He then nibbled on some bacon, doing some thinking.
"You guys know about it?" asked James. "I think the lad eating the meaty strip knows."
"Wait, are you talking about the start of World War One?" Hambo asked.
"I think so, I'm not certain." James answered.
"Um, not to interrupt, but… I know about that fashion!" Peki replied. "It's a 1910's suit made to fit young boys! My dad has one in a glass case back at home.
"The lass is right. It's the year 1913!" James said. "Although, doesn't look like it, to be honest…"
"Actually, you may wanna add in a few years, dude." Chris replied. "About… 100. It's the year 2013!"
James was shocked, as Xylia gave a glare at Chris.
"Totally too soon, Chris!" Xylia scolded the host. "James is SOOOOO most likely in shock!"
"I was frozen… That means mum and dad's… And my friends are also…" James said solemly to himself, as Xylia comforted him.
"Even if your friends DID reach 113, which is a groovy feat in and of itself… I highly doubt they may recognize you." Treela stated sincerity.
"I see… I'm not sure what's going on… This world's all new to me." James replied.
"Eh, it's nothing special." Quant stated. "I find it evil, though."
"Um, James?" Felix spoke up. "I can think up a plan to help you get back to your own time"
James beamed at that. "Really? In that case, I shall take you up on that offer…"
"Felix. Felix Fine." Felix replied, as he shook James' hand.
"Thanks, Felix. But this world is still odd. As well as you folks, no offense. There's humanoid kittens with pink hair running around…"
Danielle could just whistle a small tune.
"Nose earrings on girls… And on their bellybuttons…" James said, looking at Nancy.
Nancy couldn't help but tap her nose piercing. "My mom has one as well; so does Linda."
"Rabbit ears on top of a head…" James stated, looking at Easter.
"Um, it's a Nekomimi Ear setup, Just roll with it, dude." Easter replied, as Chris' cell phone rang.
"Tiny portable phones…" James commented.
"Hello? Yes? …What do you mean he won't be coming?! We have a show here! …Wow, that's what happened? How many years? Whew… Ouch. Well, thanks for alerting me." Chris said, as he hung up.
"Was that about Joey?" Alora asked.
"In a way… yeah." Chris replied, as Keala tightened up the pull string on his hoodie. "He just won't be joining us, that's all…"
Hearing that, Ivan could breathe a sigh of relief.
"So, what DID happen to him?" Seth asked.
"Well… the trial came to stand that he would have to go to Juvie for about 5 years after the show. After the hearing, he attacked the judge, punched a cop, punched a nun, some guy named Harry Butz, stomped on the foot of some Phoenix person, slashed the tires of a cop car, stole a cake from a mom… Eventually, they caught the guy." Chris explained, as they could hear a LOTTA sirens from the distance.
"Wow… THAT many to keep him in check?" Zentaro asked.
"Your tax dollars at work." Coco replied, taking a bite out of a chocolate bar.
"Wow, all that for punching a nun?" Alora asked. "Talk about evil…"
"Best we DIDN'T have him on the show…" Quant replied. "There's evil, and then there's EVIL."
"However… this means we have no J contestant now!" Chris lamented.
"Bummer! All those Edgics… ruined!" Treela replied.
"Um, Chris?" Danielle spoke up. "This may sound REALLY crazy, but… Why not let James compete in the meantime? His name starts with the letter J, and it was pure con-winki-dink we ended up with him, that's all!"
"WHAT?" a shocked James asked. "But all I wanna do is get back to my own time, after Mr. Felix helps me!"
"Great idea, Danielle! I'll allow it!" Chris replied. "Just imagine the ratings we'll have by having a frozen dude on the show! Welcome to Total Drama AlphaKidz, and to the Creepy Chickens, James! But enough about that…"
Confessional: James Yeken in the 21 Century!
James: I'm far beyond the world I know… Far beyond my time. Hope Felix can get this time machine built soon. At least the skunk doesn't breath fire... It wouldn't be a surprise if it did.
Stunski: Hey, that happened BEFORE I met Gladys! And that's because her mom was planting chili peppers… -He looked shamed.- I thought it looked tasty.
Treela: Yeah, Joey woulda been an OTTNN5, anyway… How many N's can a negative people get, again? Either way, groovy! Now the Edgics WON'T be ruined!
Uzi: Wow, frozen all this time… Is Total Drama going Sci-Fi this season?
The kids, plus James were at the Trucks again.
"Okay, now… Any of you ever watch Ice Road Truckers?" Chris questioned the kids.
"I do." Felix replied. "My friend got me into it, to be honest."
"Well, for everyone else… It's a show on TV about trucking in the icy cold really up North!" Chris said. "Your challenge today, team up in a pseudo relay system with your team, and cart as many cargo as you can before sundown. The team with the most cargo carted to their destinations will win! Any questions?"
"Um, Chris? We're 10 to 12 years old!" Wiley commented. "We're not allowed to drive!"
"Don't worry, these trucks are modded to a point, that even a five year old can drive one! And you guys will be given temporary licenses so you can drive."
Danielle was given her license by one of the nameless interns. She looked at her license, and sighed. "Even with using a promo picture, they manage to mess it up somehow…"
"Now, then… Get into partners and get your truck on!" Chris yelled out.
Creepy Chickens
James was curious about the cargo, as he inspected it carefully. As for the others…
"So, who shall team up with Quant?" Xylia asked. "I sure totally don't."
Gladys took out a broom from the back of the truck. "We can always draw straws, hon!"
She then plucked off some straws, as she held them for the kids to grab.
"I got the shortest… Crap!" Felix lamented.
"It can't be TOO bad…" Keala said, trying to comfort Felix.
"She declared cashews evil…" Felix replied. "As well as wrenches."
"Huh, never had a cashew." Said Keala. "Maybe I outta try one?"
"Maybe after the challenge." Felix answered, as he looked at James. "Still, it's gonna take a few days to get the time machine all situated."
"Think he'll be able to enjoy his time in the future… Er, present?" Keala asked.
"Um, guys?" James asked. "What's this stuff called… Jersey Shore?"
The entire world seemed to stop for the Creepy Chickens, as they were brought in a state of panic.
"OH, CRAP!" Everyone shouted out in unison, as they dashed over to where James was at.
"Go ahead, I'll catch up, hon!" Gladys said.
Quant got to James first, as she grabbed the case, stomped on it, grabbed a nearby cinder block, and dropped it on the disc.
"Go to hell, Jersey Shore!" Quant shouted out loud, as she spat on the now shattered remains of it.
"Wow… I guess Jersey Shore is evil enough for you, huh?" asked Nancy.
"BIG time evil…" Quant replied, shuddering in pure fear.
"Wow, this stuff about a beach called Jersey is THAT bad?" James asked.
"Big time bad, hon." Gladys replied, catching up to them. "Trust me on THIS one."
Confessional: Gladys is right about this one, James.
Quant: Sure, I declare everything evil. But I am NOT about to let James, who most likely never saw TV, see trash like Jersey Shore be the first show he sees. There's punching a guy with glasses evil, and there's hitting a LGBT person with an electric cattle prod kind of evil. And JS is on the latter end of THAT stick.
Gladys: James needs someone to teach him the ropes about the future, er… present. And was it me, or did I see a Twilight book in the cab? …Oh, crap. I hope the darlin' doesn't read it…
James: (He is holding up a Twilight book) Okay, so Jersey Shore may be bad. Can't be as bad as this Twilight book… Is it about fruit? There's an apple on it. Has to be fruit inside it. (He then reads it, and turns white as snow) …It isn't about fruit, after all. Not even oranges are involved…
Wow, what a turn of events! James is thawed out, and ready to go for the challenge, already! Can he make it in the present day?
NEXT TIME: Lots of driving, a revitalization, and the first vote off!
