Alright! Second chapter! Thank you for being patient! Now for the second chapter. Also I would like to inform this chapter is going to be a little longer. I promise the third chapter is going to make a little more sense. I'm just putting the chapters in chronological order for now. Kind of like the melancholy of haruhi suzumiya only this is more like a complete comedy, school day, drama, action story.

Well enough wasting time. On to the story!

PUHAHA!-cough- I mean MUAHAHA! XD

Chapter Two

Anime/Manga

-somewhere in ocean ridge

-uchiha/soleana dorm

*beep**be-beep**beee-clack-

"Hnnnnnnnnnn…"sasuke let out a tired HN.

Slowly he sat up and glared at the clock.

It was five thirty a.m.

Today was Wednesday.

Only two more days, not including today of course, of work and suffering until the wonderful weekend to begin.

Great.

"Oy. Why? I hate the morning…"

Then he noticed.

"That's strange…one I wake up at six two…sakiko should be up by now."

*BEEEEEEEEE* "AHHHH!"*EEEEEEE*-thunk- "OW!" –WHOMP-*EEEEEEEEEEEP*-clank--clatter-

"Ah, there she is."

-five minutes later.

"Owwwwwwwwwww."

"Quit complaining."

"The phrase 'Ow' is not a complaint you jerk it states that the person is in pain."

"Well I'm sorry, I only understand standard Japanese."

Pissed, Sakiko suddenly started pulling on sasuke's cheeks.

"Itai, itai, itai, itai, itai, ittttaaaaaaiiiii!!!!!!!!!!"

"Oh I'm sorry. I only understand Standard English! BAKA!"

"Ssshhhthhoooop!"

"Nani?"

"Stop!"

"NEVER!"

Sakiko continued on pulling on his cheeks, the way an aunt you've never even heard of before, pulls on your cheeks when she sees you.

Everyone knows how that is.

"Itai!"

-

Sasuke and sakiko were walking down the streets. Sasuke's cheeks were bright red, while sakiko held a new bump on her head.

"I hate you." Stated sasuke, rubbing his cheek.

"Get used to it."

Sakiko's vain popped out on the side of her head.

You know the one they show in anime shows or in manga?

The big red ones?

Yeah those.

Any way enough with the explanation back to the story!

The two walked down the street rather peacefully with no interruptions or anything exploding in their faces.

But then in the prime of her boredom sakiko decided to do something that would amuse her.

"Sasuke you've gotten fatter."

"NANI?!"

"Well you have I mean look at this fattiness."

Sakiko grabbed some of the skin on Sasuke's arm.

"Look at it it's flabby…"

Sakiko poked it. Then she poked it again.

Then with a small giggle she began poking it over and over, like how a child entertains itself by throwing its toy on the ground so someone would pick it up for its own amusement , or how when you tell someone to repeat a word or a sentence over and over just because you think it's funny.

"Hee, hee, hee"

"Fattiness isn't a word! And further more-STOP POKING ME!"

"What are you talking about of course it's a word! Type it in Microsoft word. That little red thingy doesn't pop out."

"Does it look like I have a computer on me?"

"Yes."

"YOU KNOW I DON'T HAVE ONE YOU JERK!"

"I do?"

"…"

"I like muffins too let's get some!"

"I didn't even say anything!"

"Okay you treat! Let's go!"

Sakiko walked away while sasuke stood there in the middle of the side walk, his eye twitching.

"YOU'RE INSANE!"

"VILMA!"

-somewhere on the same street.

Four boys walked down the side walk, all of them in their uniforms and in serious need of coffee.

It was now a wonderful six a.m.(yeah right) here in ocean ridge academy.

"I'm tired!!!"

"We know sparky we know."

"I want pancakes!"

"I want pancakes, I want waffles, I want-"

"Sing one more note of that song and ill personally make sure you'll never want waffles for a while…"hissed Julian tired and rather mad at max for singing this early in the morning.

"~YAAAAWWN~ why do we have to get up so early?!"Complained sparky tired.

"Because society is a jerk."

"A.J. don't you mean the government?"

A.J. stopped for a moment.

His eyes unfocused, his messy skater boy hair, moving in the wind.

"…"

"A.J. we don't have time to wait for your epiphany, we need to go!" said max.

"HAHAHAHA!"

Everyone was a little set back due to A.J.'s sudden burst of laughter.

"~yawn~ well we should be getting to the breakfast thing." Said A.J. recuperated.
"Hi mariko-chan!"

"Hi Julian!"

The group walked in silence.

"Come on sasuke we'll be late! You know how the guys hate my lateness!"

"Is that even a word?"

"Yes it is! Don't you ever use Microsoft?!"

"I'm a Macintosh Apple!"

The two ran past the small group.

"Sakiko-Chan we're right here." Stated max.

The girl stopped and turned around, pulling Sasuke's arm in the meantime causing him to trip.

"ITAI!"

"Hey you guuuuuuuuuys!"

"Hey squishy, ducky butt."

Sasuke glared at A.J.

"Don't call me that Anthony!"

Sakiko smacked sasuke.

"Only I am aloud to call him Anthony Jonathan Carmona, is that clear?"

Sasuke gulped.

"Y-yes sakiko."

The girl turned to the group.

"So what's goin' on?"

"We're walking!" said Julian

"I'm hungry. Are we going to the cafeteria for free, cheap, breakfast?" asked sasuke.

Sakiko not really paying attention, just stared at the sky.

The boys nodded in unison.

"To the breakfast thing!" shouted sparky.

-Third cafeteria C building

"Hmm let's see…what's on the menu…" A.J. picked up a paper menu from a small menu…holding thingy…I think it's called a stool.

Forgive me I don't know EVERYTHING.

"Aww! It's in Chinese!"

"Uhm. A.J. the menu is upside down." Stated max.

"I knew that I was just…testing you." He said slowly turning the menu with a nervous laugh.

"Yeah…sure." Commented sparky.

"Come on lets go get some breakfast!" said Julian hungrily.

-7:30a.m.

"Oha-

-7:31a.m.

-Blam- "OW!"

Sakiko opened the door to her home room class.

"Sakimori Alexandria of soleana, you are late!" said the teacher rather mad at the girl.

"Miss I'm not late I'm just not early!"

"Just go to your desk already."

Sakiko took her place next to sasuke and behind kogome and Sango.

Behind her sat Sparky and A.J.

She let out a sigh and took out a manga to read.

Everyone knew she hated that class.

And yet it was hard to believe that even though she never really paid any attention. She had pretty good test scores.

-2:30p.m.

"~wai I'm so glad I'm out of that school already!"

Sakiko walked next to sesshomaru and sasuke, a simple smile on her lips.

"Same here." Said sesshomaru giving a perfect yawn and a small stretch. He was content.

"Hay. Sesshi, sasuke."

"Hai?" the two answered at the same time.

"Jinks! You owe me a soda!"Stated sesshomaru.

"Dammit!"

(AN: just so you know of course no one will ever act like this. But who cares my story! Nya!)

Sakiko smiled.

"Look who's waiting for you."

The two boys gasped.

"CRAP!"

"RUN LIKE HELL!"

A horde of fan girls chased after them.

"SEE YOU AT HOME SASUKE! BYE SESSHI!"

Sakiko giggled and went on her way home.

Once there she went to her room and fell asleep on the lower bunk of her bunk bed.

-5:30p.m.

"KYAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

"AHHHHH! GET AWAY FROM ME!"

Sakiko woke up to Sasuke's screams and the "KYA!"S of fan girls.

Grumpy sakiko opened her window and saw a bunch of fan girls chasing a small group of boys, vampires and werewolves.

"GET A LIFE!" shouted sakiko to the girls.

"YOU'RE NOT HELPING!" shouted sasuke.

Sakiko laughed and closed her window.

She really felt sorry for the pretty people. Fans can sometimes forget that the ones they admire so much can get depressed if they lose control.

"Poor sasuke." She mumbled.

"OH, WELL!" sakiko laughed and decided to do her homework for once.

"Okay let's see…y=mx+b…crap…"

-one hour later

-6:30p.m.

A large gloom lay over sakiko's head. He hated math.

"Okay…number 22…y=values-distance…0-1500ft…what is that supposed to mean?!"

*~tune~ Myaa Myaa Myankology de Jinrui mya? To TOREBIA~N!*

"Nani?" sakiko picked up her cell phone.

"Hai, moshi moshi?"

"Ah sakiko-Chan moshi moshi! Its Johnny, we wanted to know if you understand the math homework anko-sensei assigned us?"

Sakiko drew back a little.

"Who's 'we'?" asked sakiko.

"Michaels with me."

"(HI SAKIKO!)"

She heard her friend's voice in the background.

"Hi mike! Okay let's see if we can do this!"

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"So y=speed, and the speed of the train is 450. So the answer must be…6,200ft per minute."

Silence was heard in the other line.

"Sakiko-Chan…that doesn't make any sense…"

"Ahhh…"

Sakiko banged her head on the table.

And there you have it folks! Chapter three!

And now for the bonus!

"Sakiko I didn't get it. What the hell is the moral of the story?"

Sasuke stood impatiently next to sakiko.

"Well looks like we'll need help from yakko." Said sakiko.

"The dude from animaniacs?" asked sasuke.

"YES! YAKKO! The wheel of morality please!"

"With pleasure sakiko!" yakko then proceeded

"Wheel of morality turn turn turn tell us the lesson that we should learn. Moral number 2!"

Yakko proceeded to rip out the paper that printed from the wheel of morality.

"When at first you don't succeed, blame your parents."

Sakiko smiled at the puppy like creature.

"Awesome! That's all folks see you next chapter! Chapter 3!"

Sasuke nodded. "The first night!"

"Thanks for reading!"

"And remember to review!"

"Goodnight everybody!"

HA! This was awesome. I actually enjoyed writing this chapter. Thank you for reading and for your patience. See you next time! YARUTANE!

Translation notes:

Nani=What

Itai=Ow

Baka=Idiot

Moshi moshi? =Hello? (Only said on the phone.)

Yarutane!= see you later!