A/N: I'm sorry I simply could not help myself. I have to post this right away… thank you for your Lovely reviews and I will do your request as soon as possible but for now let me entertain you with this one...
I hope you enjoy reading this as much as I enjoyed imagining this happen
Standard Disclaimers Apply
It was a rather sunny afternoon and you were visiting a relative at St. Mungo's when suddenly…
A wild Gilderoy Lockhart appeared
(Queue Battle Theme) Seriously?
You reluctantly summoned Professor Snape, to which Snape grinned evilly at Lockhart a murderous look in his eyes.
"Now Professor, don't overdo it, we might exchange him for an owl at Diagon Alley" you reminded Snape who only nodded
Professor Snape attacked first using "EXPELLIARMUS"
Lockhart flew across the hall and smashed to a rather irate portrait.
Lockhart still dizzy got up and using his smile, he "STUNNED" Snape!
Snape was temporarily blinded by Lockharts teeth
Lockhart seeing an opening, used "BRAGGING" to further cripple Snape. Which only caused Snape to be more irritated
Snape finally recovered from the stunning and casted a "MUFFLIATO" to stop Lockhart from speaking
Finally Snape used "BIND" to secure Lockhart
(End Battle Theme)
CONGRATULATIONS YOU JUST ACQUIRED A GILDEROY LOCKHART
But seeing as Lockhart brings about a big threat to the mental (he never shuts up) and physical (he may blind them permanently with his smile) stability of your other Wizards, you immediately went to Diagon Alley and exchange him for an owl.
A/N: I know I'm bad… but I couldn't resist, my cheeky muse inserted this on my brain and I simply could not get rid of it… Please Review!
