A/N: I just keep getting images from this 'verse! Though, this was prompted by raymore and I had to do some research to the past Doctors for this. Also, we're meeting the rest of the Doctor and Rose's kids.

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The Doctor and Sarah Jane entered the TARDIS running from newly hostile locals who wanted retribution for their god and the temple that they'd ruined (in reality it was a beacon that would have attracted Sontarans to the planet in a few years and led to the planet being turned to a clone planet).

They leaned against the TARDIS doors, breathing heavily and ignoring the pounding from the outside, eventually starting to laugh.

However, they were interrupted by a young man entering the console room from the hallway leading deeper to the TARDIS. He had a towel around his hips and was toweling his head.

"Dad, is dinner ready yet?" he asked, the towel blocking his line of sight to the Doctor and Sarah Jane. But then he looked up, his eyes landing on Sarah Jane. "Aunt Sarah Jane?!" he asked shrilly, using his head towel to block her view of his chest and looking mortified. "This is so wrong!" He had scotch colored eyes, ginger curls on his head and freckles all over his very pale skin.

"Sarah, I didn't know you were an aunt," the Doctor said, turning to his companion.

"I-I'm not," answered Sarah Jane, not taking her eyes off of the young man. "I'm an only child."

"Well then, some-how-nephew of Sarah... Jelly baby?" the Doctor asked, offering the young man his bag.

"Don't mind if I do, dad," the young man grinned unrepentantly and plucked the bag out of his hand, throwing a couple into his mouth. Then he actually looked at the Doctor and sighed. "Oh, this time again." He turned to the console. "Why can't you react to mum's labor normally, like, I don't know, getting out hot water in the med bay or giving off a mauve alert instead of making us jump time tracks? It's getting ridiculous."

"Dad?" repeated Sarah Jane with wide eyes, glancing at the Doctor who'd gone rigid next to her.

The young man glanced at her again. "Oh yes, dad... Oh, right, I forgot... you have a crush on him right now, don't you?" he frowned at her slightly. "That's a disturbing thought... dad and aunt Sarah Jane..." He shivered.

Sarah Jane's cheeks reddened and she refused to look at the Doctor.

"Why is it disturbing?" the Doctor wanted to know, curiosity clear in his voice, but lacking the heat it would have had, had he had the necessary romantic affection for Sarah Jane.

"Because I'd fancy my sister, no matter how adopted she may be," the young man answered. "And I want Sky to be my sister as much as Donna wants Luke to be our brother. I wouldn't mind, but Luke's my best friend, so brother-in-law would work just as well."

"Who are Sky, Donna and Luke?" Sarah changed the topic.

"Sky and Luke are your adopted children and Donna's my sister," answered the young man. "I'm Jamie Tyler by the way."

"Where'd Tyler come from?"

"It's mum's last name, she's from Earth, 21st century."

"But you feel all Gallifreyan! An Academy student at that!"

"Yes, well, mum absorbing the time vortex may have had the same effect on us as looking to the untempered schism for Gallifreyans so we never had to go through the initiation. Also, since you saved Gallifrey, the high council has been bending backwards to please you, letting us keep traveling with you and specializing in our interests instead of going to the Academy and getting a general education, and as soon as we pass the graduation test, we become fully fledged Time Lords, or so says the contract you made with them regarding any current and/or future children you would have with the lady Bad Wolf," Jamie recited, as if reading from a flash card.

"When you noticed my current self, you said it's that time again, what did you mean?" asked Sarah Jane curiously.

Jamie sighed with a rueful grin. "Whenever mum goes into labor the TARDIS makes us pre-existing children jump time tracks for some reason if we're in the TARDIS."

There was the sound of TARDIS materializing inside the console room and the blue box faded into view.

"And then dad tracks us down to bring us home," Jamie told them with a sigh just when the other TARDIS' doors opened to show a man in his mid twenties dressed in a burgundy velvet coat and a bow tie.

"Jamie! There you are!" he said excitedly. "Ida and Alistair will be joining us in five hours and your brothers are still missing! I've got a lock on Donna and Jackie, but we've got to hurry. Chop, chop! And put some clothes on while you're at it! Dinner's in the galley in case you want any, but remember to leave some for your siblings. Also give me back my jelly babies."

Rolling his eyes Jamie handed the Doctor his jelly babies back on his way to the other TARDIS but avoided getting closer to Sarah Jane than he had to. The future Doctor let him pass before grinning at his past self and Sarah Jane. "Hello Sarah, bye Sarah," he told her before closing the door in their face and starting dematerialization.

"So..." started Sarah Jane, finally looking at the Doctor again. "I'm aunt Sarah Jane to your children."

"Looks like it," he nodded. "Let's go have some tea before I have to suppress these memories of ours, shall we? I could do with a cuppa."

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"Oh my God!" a voice screeched from the hallway of the TARDIS, making Rose, Jack, Mickey and the Doctor to turn to the doorway leading deeper to the TARDIS. "I thought mum was exaggerating when she described those ears!"

It was a girl of fifteen, closely resembling Rose, except that she had green eyes and wore much less make up. She wore jeans and a pink hoodie, her style matching Rose's own, except that she wore pink chucks on her feet instead of ratty sneakers.

"Well hello, gorgeous, who are you?" asked Jack, wiggling his eyebrows at the girl.

She just stared at him blankly. "Please tell me you're kidding, uncle Jack," she eventually said. "I don't need to be scarred any more than I already am by meeting dad with River and seeing dad flirt with someone not-mum. Also, I'm fifteen, when we meet again, out age gap is in the thousands."

"Uncle Jack?!" exclaimed the Doctor. "What kind o' idiot would introduce children to Captain Innuendo?"

"Hi dad, nice to see you too, never met this incarnation before," she told him, false cheerfulness in her voice. Then she turned to Rose and Mickey, her smile much more genuine. "Hi mum, hi uncle Mickey! Blimey, you're young... Oh, my God," she said, her eyes darting from Mickey to Jack, realization dawning on her face. "You're in Cardiff! This is fantastic!" she squealed, flapping her hands excitedly. "For the second time! Blaidd Drwg and Blon Fel-Fotch Passameer-Day Slitheen and the extrapolator! Have you already done the thing where you three talk really fast and confuse uncle Mickey with how to actually refuel the TARDIS?"

"Yeah," nodded Mickey, "just finished when you... came... Whadda ya mean, uncle Mickey?"

"What do you mean Whadda ya mean, uncle Mickey? Uncle Mickey?" the girl asked and snickered. "You're uncle Mickey, uncle Mickey. Dad was right, this young you really is an idiot."

"Hold on a bleedin' minute!" the Doctor interrupted. "Did you just call Rose your mum and me your dad?"

"It takes you a few centuries and two regenerations," she shrugged, "but you finally tell mum you love her after saving her from the Great Intelligence after not seeing her for four hundred years, never mind that mum herself is three hundred by then and quite mad at you for leaving her in a parallel world for a second time. Jamie's the first of us, then me, then Jackie, then Tim and Tom and now that Ida and Alistair are being born, the TARDIS made us jump time tracks again."

"Mum?" squeaked Rose, her face red and eyes darting between the Doctor and the girl.

"Yes mum, he's in love with you, but because he's an idiot genius he won't say anything for a long time. But then, you should know already. Didn't the words I could save the world but lose you mean anything to you? And that's a direct quote from dad, believe it or not," the girl told her with a serious nod before turning back to the Doctor. "But I still can't believe mum didn't exaggerate the size of your ears. I guess I should just be thankful I didn't get them. They stick out of your head like trophy handles. Then again, mum would have needed them 'cause you don't have any hair to hold on to, bald your next self called you when he realized he had hair, according to mum. Her tales of regeneration sound scary. I've never seen regeneration in action. No, wait, yes I have. The controlled regeneration of uncle Koschei on Gallifrey. I was... about six, I think... Jamie would remember better, he was nine..."

"Gallifrey?" parroted the Doctor, his voice wobbly.

"Oh dad, relax, you didn't actually burn it, the whole thing is just... wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey and your timelines were out of sync and you had to forget it," she reassured him offhandedly. "I mean, at first there were three of you and then all thirteen of you banded together to freeze Gallifrey in a stasis cube. Some courses in the Academy are interesting, but I wouldn't give up the freedom to travel with you and mum for anything."

"Seven children?" said the incredulous Doctor, blanching, horror slowly creeping up on his face when the names of all his future children registered in his mind. "The domestics!" he could be heard whimpering.

"Imagine, in a hundred years if you and mum keep making us like this, there will be thirty-five of us," grinned the girl mischievously.

Then they all could hear the TARDIS materializing a few feet from the girl on the actual floor instead of on the grating.

"And there's my lift!" she said happily, snapping her fingers as soon as the other TARDIS was finished materializing. The doors opened as if on command and a few seconds later a young man with a burgundy velvet coat and bow tie was in the door frame.

"Come along, Donna, Tim and Tom are still missing, but I've got Jackie's location locked in with my seventh self," he said cheerfully. "Have you been babbling again?"

"Of course," said Donna as she skipped to the other TARDIS with a wide grin. "I just open my mouth and words come out."

The young man looked fondly after her before looking at Jack, Mickey and Rose all in turn. "Captain," he nodded, "Mickey," he grinned, "love," he smiled at Rose before closing the TARDIS doors and someone started the dematerialization inside.

"Did anyone else notice that TARDIS was a more vibrant blue than this one?" said Rose. "And what's up with that St. John's Ambulance sticker?"

"I don't know, Rose, I don't know," the Doctor shook his head. "Now c'mere, I better suppress all o' our memories o' this. We don't need another brush in with the reapers."

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"Daaaad!" the shout echoed in the TARDIS. "What did you do to the console room?"

The Doctor dropped his tea pot and Ace looked up from her oatmeal.

The voice belonged to a young girl of about thirteen years who bounded to the kitchen and froze in the doorway, her eyes going huge when she caught sight of the Doctor and Ace eating breakfast. "Oops," she finally said with a soft and airy voice that was very different from the whining shout from earlier. She had light blond hair pulled to a ponytail and large blue-grey eyes and she was dressed in a pleated green skirt, yellow blouse with rolled up sleeves, white tights and dark green ballerinas. She had radish earrings and a bottle cork necklace.

"Who are you and how did you get into the TARDIS?" asked the Doctor. "I know I locked the door."

"Yes, well, jumping time tracks inside the TARDIS has been known to happen from time to time," the girl answered. "Also, I was tinkering with a Vortex Manipulator in the lab and may have accidentally triggered it... sorry, dad..." she looked at him sheepishly, an apologetic grin on her face and rubbing the back of her neck. "Could also be that mum's-"

"Dad?" voiced Ace, forgetting her oatmeal. "What do you mean, dad?"

The girl laughed nervously. "That's a long story that starts long after your time. But he's my dad," she said, pointing to the Doctor who was now staring at her with his head tilted.

"The Professor's your dad," Ace repeated. "Who's your mum? Let's hope it's not the Rani," she teasingly told the Doctor.

"The Rani?" the girl repeated in turn. "That's the amoral Time Lady, right? I don't have much head for stories and all the villains you've fought sort of... blend together after a while. Though my favorite story was that when mum got turned to a statue. The villain wasn't even a proper villain..."

"Your mother got turned to a statue?" asked the Doctor. "What was I doing at the time?"

"I probably shouldn't tell," the girl fidgeted with her hands. "And it was a timey-wimey adventure that included several causality loops on several scales."

"I see," said the Doctor. "Should I offer you a ride home, then?"

"Oh, there's no need," answered the girl with a small smile. "Mum's probably just gone to labor and dad will be right along to collect me. TARDIS always goes bonkers when mum's giving birth. When the twins were born, I got sent to the second you and you taught me to play the recorder. Jamie was nice, I liked him, and can understand why you named my brother after him. Of course it's not always because mum's giving birth. Donna jumped time tracks a few months ago when mum and dad spent a week on Phersus Seven and we still haven't found out why."

As if summoned by her words, the whining groan of the TARDIS' materializatio could be heard from the console room. With a smile she left Ace and the Doctor behind.

Then Ace jerked up and ran after her, reaching her just before she'd reached the console room.

"Hi, I'm Ace," she told the girl. "It's nice to meet the Professor's daughter."

"Nice to meet you too, Ace," the girl answered with a smile. "I hope you don't mind in the future, but I'd like to have a look at your bike. From what I understand, the technology in it will be very interesting, especially the paradox preventative software."

Ace grinned at her. "I'll make sure to make time for you then, but I'm sure I'd always have time for the Professor's daughter."

"Yes, well, dad's slightly afraid of you and is refusing to take me see you. It's why I was working on the Vortex Manipulator, so that I could come and see you," she admitted when the TARDIS finally materialized inside the console room.

"What's the Professor afraid of?" asked Ace. "It's not like I'm going to blow him up."

"You didn't-"

The TARDIS doors opened and a young man stood there, dressed in a burgundy velvet coat and bow tie. "Jackie! Come along! Ida and Alistair will be here in-" he looked at his watch "-four hours, and we've still got Tim and Tom to find."

"In a minute, dad," answered Jackie and turned back to Ace. "As I was saying, you didn't exactly part on the best terms so dad is a little leery of finding you again. But your bike really is-"

"Now, Jacqueline!" demanded the young man. "Or I'll ban you from the lab and make you read history instead!"

"I said, IN A MINUTE! I AM TALKING!" Jackie shouted at him and Ace couldn't believe the transformation that took place in the girl in front of her. The young girl who'd seemed perfectly harmless was radiating vibes of something that made Ace want to cower. Her blue-grey eyes that had seemed like a lake on a summer day, cool and calm, were now icy and flashed with anger. Her hair seemed to puff out like an angry cat and and her hands were balled to fists.

But the young man didn't even react. "Oh, don't try that with me, missy, I was shouting that to Daleks before you were even a thought in the back of your mum's mind. Now, into the TARDIS so that we can go locate your brothers," he said. "Or do you want to be the one to explain to mum why we weren't there to help with the delivery."

Jackie slumped and went over, dragging her feet all the way. "Bye Ace, bye dad," she told them over her shoulder just before she entered the other TARDIS. The young man closed the door behind her but smiled at the Doctor and Ace before doing it.

Not long after the other TARDIS began to dematerialize.

"So, you'll have kids in the future," Ace told the Doctor who'd followed her and Jackie from the galley.

"So it would seem," he agreed. "Now come my dear, I must suppress our memories of the incident."

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"Ooh! Look Tim!" a childish voice said from the doorway that led deeper to the TARDIS and two little boys of about six ran to the console room, halting everything. They both had black hair and grey eyes, wore an overall and a t-shirt under it. One was wearing blue, the other green. "Three daddies!"

"And two mummies and Clara!" the other, apparently Tim who wore green, squealed excitedly, wrapping himself around Clara's legs, giving her a big smile.

"What?" said the pinstriped Doctor. "What?!"

"Daddy's silly," the other boy, the blue wearing one, said matter-of-factly to Rose. "Isn't he, mummy?"

"I think he's just surprised that you're here," Rose said slowly, eyes darting to her second Doctor, even as her third Doctor gaped just as unseemly at the twins.

"Oh..." Tim bit his lip. "Donna jumped time tracks a few months ago and then Jamie told us we'd jump them too when Ida and Alistair would be born."

"Donna met the Paradox and her parents!" the still unnamed twin told Clara with a grin. "She said they were nice enough but not quite as brilliant as daddy made them out to be and she said him missing them made his memories of them dis-tor-ted, em-pha-si-zing the positive aspects and leaving out the negatives."

"Those are some big words for such a little man," Clara said, bending down to his level.

He nodded eagerly. "I was reading a dictionary for some light reading-"

"Hermione in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's stone when they're looking up information on Nicholas Flamel!" interrupted Tim excitedly. "That's one point for me!"

The twin blew him a raspberry before continuing. "I was reading a dictionary before bed and then mum quizzed me on how to pronounce them. She was so proud when I could say supercalifragilisticexpialidocious ("Mary Poppins when they're in the chalk painting after the fox hunt and horse race! Another point for me!") and raxacoricofallapatorius on first try. She said it was important we learn to say big words without halting because on Gallifrey it's insulting to pause in the middle of a person's name and the Lady President Romanadvoratrelundar was an old friend of daddy's."

"But- what-" the pinstriped Doctor spluttered. "Gallifrey?" he said weakly.

"Daddy really is silly," Tim shook his head.

"But..." the other twin squinted at the three Doctors. "Three daddies... like in that story about saving Gallifrey, remember, Tim?"

"The one with the Moment? I like that one!" Tim said and he too looked around, his eyes falling on an empty space. "Bad Wolf," he said, his eyes flashing golden. "Oh... Oh! This is so cool! I'll never, ever get tired of time traveling!"

"That's what I was going to say!" the twin whined.

"I got there first!" Tim said smugly. "Just like I'm older!"

"Are not!"

"Am too!"

"Are not!"

"Am too!"

"Are not!"

"Am too!"

"Are not!"

"Am too!"

Over the bickering the three Doctors, Rose and Clara could hear the TARDIS materializing inside the console room. Once the doors opened, out popped the bow tie Doctor, looking slightly harried.

"Tim, Tom! What have I told you about fighting?" he asked the twins who ran up to him.

"Fighting with your siblings builds personality-"

"-and develops your social skills and you may-"

"-do it as long as it's not an inconvenient time-"

"-such as saving the universe or mum's that time of the month."

"Yes, well, we're adding when your mum's in labor to that list," the new Doctor said and ushered the twins to the other TARDIS. "Jackie! Feed the twins!" Then he turned back to the others in the console room. "Clara," he nodded to her, "love," he smiled to Rose, "me, myself and I," he nodded to his past selves and winked at Rose. "Billie Holiday, song Me, Myself and I (Are In Love With You)," he announced with a smirk. "That's one point for me. Jamie! Begin dematerialization!" he called over his shoulder and closed the door.

"Well..." the Warrior mused. "Maybe the future isn't so bleak after all."

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A/N: I imagined Jackie as a mixture of Luna Lovegood and the Ninth Doctor. And she didn't give away as many spoilers as Donna 'cause she's more knowledgeable about time and temporal physics as they are her primary interests.