Smash Up Derby
A/N: Guys I'm extremely sorry about the lack of updating, I did not forget. But I do have a reason. I busted my wrist playing football, so I couldn't type for a week. But no worries the story is still going as planned.
Disclaimer: I only own the clothes in my back.
He'd waited long enough. It was now or never. He spent hours pre-paring for this event, packing hundreds of Lego pieces onto a thick, solid, block. Walking proudly toward the garage, he saw the other kids holding their own Lego creations. Smirking, he declared the beginning of the game. Ramming their cars together, kids rooted for their favorite. One after the other, Wally's monolith destroyed every single opponent. As he beat his last opponent, he declared himself winner.
Until, Roy walked in with his own Lego creation. The car was around the size of his palm, if not shorter. Smiling, he challenged Wally to a Smash Up Derby. Laughing Wally stated;
"With that puny thing. I would destroy you!" Roy just continued to smile.
"Ready, Set, Go!" Their cars collided in the center of the room, but since Roy's car had such little mass and was compacted tightly, Wally's car rammed into the wall. Pieces flew off of Wally's block. Wally growled.
"Again!" Time after time they received the same outcome. Soon enough huge chunks were missing from Wally's monolith. As they rammed their creations together once more, the cars were flung against the wall. Wally's car was smashed into a variety of pieces. The kids stared in astonishment. Soon regaining their composure they began cheering for Roy. Roy smiled and raised his arms in the air sucking in the glory, and declaring himself the winner.
"No!" Roy looked towards Wally's kneeled form.
"You cheated!" Wally screamed.
"No I didn't." Roy responded calmly.
"Yes you did!" Wally, who was now in tears, screamed at Roy.
"No, it was just a different tactic I used to win to win." Roy retorted, looking quite smug
"I hate you! You cheated!" Wally screamed once again.
"Either way, you lost." Roy spoke, emphasizing the last word.
"I'm telling on you!" Roy didn't even flinch.
"ALFRED!"
A/N: I know it's not exactly funny, but it still is a true story. Where my Uncle was in Wally's place and Roy was in my Dads place.
Reviews: Ender The Time Lady. I know, but since my brother trashed my computer, I had to use my trashy phone to write. But I managed to borrow my roommate's Mac, and tried to make corrections as quickly as possible.
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~MysticBulletZ
