Korra woke up in hospital. She hurt so much she went back to sleep cuz she a lil bitch. "Ha lil bitch dunt go to sleep you" shouted this one brotha but she was already asleep so he was made. Korra woke up a few minutes later and yawned. She got up and the brotha was like "Eeeeh mah nigs, how are ya?" but she fell asleep again standing. "mutha fucka" he slapped her across the face because domestic abuse is okay.
Korra woke up again and walked out of her room, she was hungry so she ate the air around her until she was full, so full she was round. She rolled herself conveniently into the debriefing room where she met the other rangers. She immediately slimmed down when the black ranger smacked all the fat out of her body. Because domestic abuse is okay.
"thank you so much for saving me" said she. "No problem! It is our duty as the Power Rangers to help all those in need!" The red ranger said seriously. "Korra, we need your help." Captain Mitchell started, walking over to her as he combed his moostachio. "Whaa? My help.. I… I need your help!"
The yellow ranger put an arm around korra, "then let us, help each other?" she said cheerfully, so cheerfully that the room grew flowers and a Pegasus flew across the room and into the sea. She was high off of acid for some reason. I dunno. I am making this up as I go along.
"We want you to become… The Korra Ranger!" Mitchell shouted. Then miss fairweather smacked him along the head, "ssshhh, inside voices. Oh hay" she yelled loudly, killing all sea life in the immediate vicinity. "You kinda cute korra" she walked over and had hot lesbian sex with korra even though korra wasn't a lesbian.
"oh hay this is purdy hot, feel like lettin' a brother in?" said the black guy. Fairwheather reached over and pulled down his pants, his dick rolled out like a fruit roll up, "too big." She then pulled down the Asians pants, it was the size of a thumbtack. "too small" but the asiain did a hand stand and stabbed his dick inside her neck and she came on the spot, but korra fell asleep again.
Korra woke up with a morpher on her arm. She smiled. She never accepted this but whatever. She got up practiced her bending because she is korra, the avatar. And then the siren rings and she teleports with the rest of the ranges in republic city. A fire ferret is destroying the city.
"oh no." said the red ranger, "we must morph for this shit nigga" the black guy shouted, and they agreed and shouted in unison, "Light speed, rescue!" and there stood the power rangers. Korra then decided to form, "Go, Korra ranger!" and there stood korra as the korra ranger, but she didn't have a badass suit on. Instead her hair just changed color and was styled differently.
"this isn't dragon ball z though" she cried.
Will they stop the fire ferret? Will korra get a cool uniform? Will domestic abuse still be okay?
Find out in the next chapter of Avatar: The Last Korra Ranger.
