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Next week when they were in their locker room Matt, Jeff, Shannon were getting their uniforms on.
"Glen, Mark you'll never guess what I caught Adam, Brian and Cardona doing." Jeff said
"What did those F&S do now?" Undertaker said
"Well last week we caught Adam and his minions were kissing a picture of Glen and I scared him so bad he peed himself." Jeff said.
"I'm going to kill them, they were grabby last week." Kane said "I should have known then, perverts." Undertaker laughed
"At least they weren't doing anything worse." Undertaker Joked Everyone laughed but Kane
"That's not funny Mark." Kane said
"I though it was and apparently they do to." Undertaker said with Matt, Jeff and, Shannon still laughing. Kane left to head to his match.
"That was a good one Mark." Shannon said.
"Thanks." Undertaker said.
"And everyone said you were scary." Shannon said. Patting Undertaker on the back, Undertaker turned and glared at him, Shannon ran off.
"HAHA NOT A GOOD IDEA SHANNON." Matt yelled after Shannon.
Ryder and Hawkins enters first then Kane. Kane gave them both uppercuts they got a few punches in before a couple more uppercuts, then last rides, then a tombstone. Kane won he whispered "I'm not gay like you guys are and don't and don't kiss a picture of me again or you will get it way worse next time." Undertaker's match was next he entered first then Edge Undertaker went Old School, Last Ride and, a Tombstone Pile Driver, Then his mysterious new submission Edge tapped after bleeding from his mouth. He whispered "Kane isn't gay and never ever copy me again or your dead and I think you want to be alive." Jeff's match was next Jamie Noble entered first then Jeff. Jeff earlier asked Mr. McMahon if it could be a no DQ match and he said yes. Jeff got a whisper in the wind, Twist of fate then a Swanton Bomb then Hornswoggle came in and did a Senton Bomb. Jeff Pinned Jamie Noble then Hornswoggle put his shoelace on his head so Jeff did two Jeff whispered "Leave the poor Midget alone oops I meant leprechaun alone he can beat you in a match so I would be careful." Matt and Shannon match was next it first started with a fist fight. Then Matt got a Twist of fate off he got a two count Shannon got Matt out of the ring when Matt got back in Shannon knocked Matt down Shannon got a leg drop then a two count Matt got a quick Twist of fate and Won.
"I hate you." Shannon Muttered holding his back. Backstage Kane was arm wrestling Jeff and Jeff had lost 5 times.
"What are you guys doing?" Matt asked
"Being bored." Jeff said shaking his arm to restore feeling. Matt looked at Shannon who's glaring
"What it's not my fault you had to be cocky." Matt said
"Think I Taught Brian, and Cardona a lesson." Kane asked interrupting Shannon.
"Ya you dominated them they only got a few punches in." Jeff said
"I wouldn't say I dominated now Mark Dominated Adam didn't even get a punch in." Kane said
"True." Shannon said "Where is Mark anyways?"
"Behind you." Kane said as Undertaker walked in Shannon jumped 10ft in the air and ran to the other side of the room.
"Calm down boy I'm not going to kill you." Undertaker said
"I know I just had to get something over here" Shannon said in a scared voice.
"Ya sure whatever." Matt said
"You're very scary Mark." Shannon said
"Stop sucking up Moore." Undertaker said
"Uhhh Sorry." Shannon said
"Don't be sorry boy." Undertaker said walking over to pat him on back. Shannon curled a little bit when Undertaker patted him on back Undertaker laughed Kane Matt and Jeff tried not to laugh. Undertaker sat down to rest Shannon went to the opposite corned that Undertaker was in.
"Come on Shannon don't be a wuss." Jeff said as he went and sat down next to Undertaker trying to get feeling back in his arm from arm wrestling with Kane.
"Shannon or Matt one of you come Arm wrestle me. "Kane said
"Ok I will then Shannon will," Matt said
"I will?" Shannon asked.
"Yes." Matt said to Shannon, Matt lost to Kane twice and Shannon lost once then Undertaker wanted to arm wrestle Kane it was a straight up tie. Then Jeff Matt and Shannon lost to Undertaker twice each. Jeff arm wrestled Matt and Shannon they all tied Matt and Shannon tied Then Shannon asked for a rematch with Kane, Kane let him win so he wouldn't ask for a rematch just as Kane let Shannon win Jamie Noble walked in.
"I don't know where Horny is Gibson." Jeff said.
"That's not what I wanted." Jamie Noble said
"Ok what did you want?" Matt asked
"We don't have a picture of Glen for you to kiss." Undertaker joked, everyone laughed Except Jamie Noble and Kan
"Mark shut the FK up." Kane said getting really annoyed with Undertakers joke
"NO that's not what I want." Jamie Noble said
"Then what do you want." Shannon said
"I wanted to know how Jeff got my shoelace." Jamie Noble Asked
"Horny gave it to me why do you care you got it back." Jeff said.
"Ya but if you had one my shoelace that means that you are working with that little booger." Jamie Noble said
"One he isn't a booger and two I wouldn't say I'm working with him I would say I like him better than you." Jeff said
"WHAT you like him better than me?" Jamie Noble said
"Yes because he doesn't talk." Jeff said, Jamie Noble walked away mumbling "Little booger."
"Ok that was a little weird." Matt said
"A little bit." Shannon said
"Anyway who do you guys have to wrestle next week?" Kane asked everybody
"I'm not sure but I know I'm going to wrestle on Monday night RAW and next week here why don't we go ask Mr. McMahon who we are wrestling?" Shannon said everyone agreed. They all walked to Mr. McMahon's office, "Mr. McMahon who are we wrestling next week and do you know who I'm fighting on Monday?" Shannon asked.
"Monday Moore will be tagging with Hornswoggle vs. David Bautista and Salvador Guerrero, and Glen, Mark, Jeff and Matt you have an eight man tag team match on Monday. Friday Shannon vs. John Cena, Mark Vs Paul Wight, Glen vs. Dalip Singh Rana, Matt vs. James Yun, and Jeff vs. Chuck Palumbo." Mr. McMahon finished
"Why do I always have to fight the Idiots?" Jeff Mumbled
"And Jeff before I forget your match is a lumberjack." Mr. McMahon said "Pick some lumberjacks."
"Can I still fight with lumberjacks if they are wrestling too?" Jeff asked
"I don't care." Mr. McMahon grumbled
"You guys wanna be lumberjacks?" Jeff asked everyone
"I DO!!" Jamie Noble said
"I wasn't asking you." Jeff said
"Come on I wanna beat up Chuck." Jamie Noble insisted
"No I'm going to rephrase my question now Glen, Mark, Matt and Shannon do you guys wanna be my lumberjacks?" Jeff asked
"What's in it for me?" Undertaker said
"Adam, Brian, and Cardona are pretty much Chucks only friends." Jeff said hopefully. "As far as I've seen
"Ok ill do it!" Undertaker said
"Me too." Kane said
"You know Shannon and I are in bro." Matt said
"Why do you keep volunteering me for?" Shannon asked
"Because you act like a wuss and Refuse to do anything worth while." Matt said simply
"I'm not a wuss I'm just careful." Shannon said
"That's never fun, Plus Mark glared at you glared at you and you nearly PD yourself, that's a wuss if you ever knew one." Jeff said
"Shut up." Shannon muttered. "Mark could probably tear me in half"
"Did I say I was gonna kill you/" Undertaker asked fixing his glove.
"No but you looked like you were." Shannon said
"Trust me if I wanted you dead you wouldn't be here Moore." Undertaker said
"Ya he killed our parents." Kane laughed, Undertaker glared at him.
"First of all that storyline ended years ago when we made 'Amends' second you ended up being the one who started the fire remember." Undertaker reminded him "'BROTHER'?"
"Whatever." Kane said "According to the storyline you gave me the matches."
"Wow that was a long time ago." Shannon said "I vaguely remember that storyline."
"You weren't even wrestling yet." Jeff laughed
"But I heard about it." Shannon
"Whatever." Matt laughed
"Paul Barer raised you and I that was messed up storyline." Kane laughed.
"Ya that…" Undertaker started before Mr. McMahon interrupted him "WILL YOU GUYS GET THE HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE." Mr. McMahon yelled.
"Whatever." Kane said leaving the room with the others following close behind.
"Stupid Idiots." Mr. McMahon mumbled as they left.
"WHAT. DID YOU JUST SAY?" Undertaker yelled
"You're a great wrestler!" Mr. McMahon said in a worried tone
"FR" Undertaker said
"Mark wait by the way it's a handicap match next week Paul Wight, is tagging with David Bautista and Eddie Fatu." Mr. McMahon
"You MotherF#R oh well." Undertaker said.
"Be careful if you want a job." Mr. McMahon said
"You wouldn't fire me Vick." Undertaker said
"Get out of my office." Mr. McMahon
"I wouldn't but I have to go home to Sara." Undertaker said
"Ya go home to Sara." Mr. McMahon mumbled Undertaker flipped Mr. McMahon off and left.
"I gotta go tell David Bautista and Eddie Fatu and Paul Wight that they are in a handicap match." Mr. McMahon muttered leaving his office. He walked off to go tell Batista and Umaga that they are in a handicap match and Big Show.
"David Bautista next Friday you, Paul Wight, and, Eddie Fatu are gonna have a 3 on 1 handicap match vs. Mark." Mr. McMahon said
"Why?" Batista asked
"Because Mark called me a FR." Mr. McMahon said
"OK" Batista said.
"Wait do you know where Hazem Ali is?" Mr. McMahon asked
"Umm I think he is in Eddie Fatu's Locker room but I'm not sure so don't get your hopes up." Batista said Mr. McMahon went looking for Armando Estrada in Umaga's locker room.
"Hey Hazem Ali tell Eddie Fatu that he is in a 3 on 1 handicap match he is tagging with Paul Wight and David Bautista yes I know that he doesn't like David Bautista and you guys are fighting Mark" Mr. McMahon said
"He said ok." Armando Estrada said. Back in Undertaker's, Kane's, Jeff's Matt's and Shannon's locker room.
"Mr. McMahon put me in a 3 on 1 handicap match I'm fighting David Bautista, Eddie Fatu and Paul Wight." Undertaker said while everyone was getting ready to leave.
"Why?" Shannon asked.
"I called him a FR." Undertaker said.
"Moron." Shannon mumbled
"WHAT DID YOU SAY BOY?" Undertaker yelled at Shannon grabbing him by the collar of his shirt.
"Nothing nothing at all." Shannon said in a really scared voice and almost peeing himself.
"Damn I thought I was going to make him pee himself." Undertaker said being a little disappointed. Everyone laughed at Shannon they laughed while they were getting ready
"Man so close Mark that would have been so funny if he P#D himself." Kane said
"No it wouldn't." Shannon said trying to calm down
"Trust me it would have been hilarious." Kane said
"Ya it would have been." Jeff and Matt said at the same time.
"Whatever." Shannon said leaving. Then everyone else left.
A/N: Hoped you liked the update FYI Llcatz helped me write this story .
