Go Fund You Not
Chapter 3
By Shadowgate
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Jerry and Kate moved quickly to the Cartman residence.
They knocked on the door and Melissa answered. Jerry said firmly "Melissa we need to talk to you."
Melissa had a keen smile and she replied "sure what's up?"
Kate said "it just so happens we heard our parents discussing the time they did the Go Fund Yourself Business Plan. It wasn't pretty."
Jerry said "we got the low down let me tell you."
Kate said "the results weren't pretty and we want to know if you're starting up a startup company of your own?"
Melissa said "well I'm sorry to hear things didn't work out for them back then."
Kate said "you already knew that Goddamn it now answer our question."
Melissa replied "any money I make is my personal business."
Melissa shut the door and locked it.
Melissa went back upstairs and got on her computer. Little did she know all the parents weren't far behind her friends and after Heidi unlocked the front door two children raced up the stairs after the delinquent one.
They entered her room and then Melissa turned around and asked "what the hell do you two want?"
Jerry pulled out a pair of toy handcuffs and slapped them on Melissa. He then answered her question "we want to teach you a lesson."
Kate said "well let's have a look on this computer. We see your work. You were indeed trying to start up a fraudulent company like we thought you would."
Jerry commented "oh yes and the reason we thought you would is because you told us you would."
Heidi came barging in the room and gave her daughter a hard swat on her backside.
Melissa howled from pain and embarrassment.
All the kids were brought down to the living room of the Cartman residence. Melissa is pouting and still wearing toy handcuffs.
Kyle commented "well damn Kate as fast as you and Jerry took down Melissa I only wish Stan Kenny and I were able to take down Cartman as that fast in our youth when he was bad."
Eric replied "oh Kyle I was never as bad as my troubled and emotionally disturbed daughter Melissa."
Stan, Kyle, Bebe, and Wendy all look at Eric with the most sarcastic looks possible.
THE END
