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Chapter 2: Neo-Konoha, a new beginning
"I'm sorry, what did you say?" questioned Shinkibou not really sure if he was dreaming or awake.
"Dammit, kid! Haven't you ever heard about not bothering your elders," said the blonde "you are in Neo-Konoha. You are currently a prisoner here. You attempted to assassinate the Zenkage and broke at least over a dozen laws. You are lucky to be alive, quite frankly."
"Okay, so why am I still alive?" asked a hesitant Shinkibou.
"That's what we wanna know, kid," said the blonde getting up to leave "At any rate, you better stay in and get your rest. I patched you up the best I could, you know me being a legendary medical ninja and all, but you were just about dead when they brought ya in."
"Wait," muttered the kid as he noticed an ice blue mark in the center of the blonde's forehead. "That mark, you must be Tsunade the 5th Hokage!"
"Naw, kid, but close" said the figure as the door slammed shut. Shinkibou heard the lock click as the figure left.
Shinkibou was left to contemplate his thoughts in his cell. He looked around noticing that he was not bound in anyway or form. They had also left a rather generous meal on the table for him. He activated his sharingan to check if it had been poisoned; usually the poisons used on ninja were more potent and required chakra to be made. If they had poisoned it enough to be dangerous to him, he would know. He was relieved to see that the food was safe. He looked both ways before starting to chomp down. It was delicious chicken ramen with some chahan (fried rice) and beef to go on the side. Once he was done he drank what was in the small cup beside his meal. To his surprise it was an ice lemonade shake, his favorite drink. He quickly got to thinking. It did not seem like coincidence. He looked around the cell and located a small camera hanging in the corner of the room.
"I would like to have a talk with the person in charge," Shinkibou said blatantly. He was sure that he had been heard, but would he be obliged. At any rate, he had not received any response so he just went back over to the bed and lay down. He tried to recall what had happened before he had passed out.
"What's the matter kid were you just all talk afterall?" teased Shikamaru. "Whoa, kid pull it together will you. Tch. How troublesome."
"This doesn't look good Shikamaru," said Chouji noticing that his friend was beginning to sweat.
"Dammit, Chouji just give me a sec to think. This is all getting so troublesome, maybe we should have just stayed at the bar," said Shikamaru trying desperately to come up with a plan.
"Ahem, why don't you take the boy and run for your lives," said a girl who was standing nearby.
"We can't just run away, little girl! what are you thinking? We have got to finish this once and for all," screamed Kiba
"No, Kiba. The kid has got a point. I have thought it over and we are going to have to leave. I can only hold Sasuke for a maximum of 5 more minutes . Also, I am sure that tons of Anbu and jounin are on their way here already," said Shikamaru closing his eyes.
At this point his shadow drew away leaving Sasuke free. Sasuke turned to face them, the killer intent coming off him was extremely, heavy. Sasuke just moved forward.
BANG, BANG, BANG! BOOM!
Shinkibou jumped to his attention as he awoke only to see his door broken down. He gave slight sigh thinking that this could only mean bad news. In walked 3 people: the weird blonde from yesterday (whom he now realized to be a man), Ryoka and the girl whom he had met in the throne room. Oh great, he could see where this was going and he did not want any part of it. He got off the bed and realized that he was still shirtless. However, he decided not to care and walked up to the blonde.
"Alright let's get this over with," said Shinkibou beginning to walk down the hall.
"What ever do you mean?" said the blonde man with a sadistic grin.
"We are being taken in for torture and interrogation. Isn't that right? I know the drill. So let's just hurry this up so I can have breakfast," said Shinkibou with a bland expression.
The group reached the end of the hall and saw large double doors with the leaf village emblem on them. Shinkibou stepped forward and pushed the doors open, much to the protest of the blonde. Shinkibou slammed the doors open, saying something about how he wasn't scared of anything. As soon as he opened the door, he caught a very painful fist in the mouth. He went flying into a near by wall and felt something in his spine crack. Ow! That really hurt. The girl was just laughing her ass off and Ryoka remained somewhat cautious of his surroundings. When Shinkibou looked up he saw two identical weird blondes. What the hell, this loser had tricked him with a Kage Bunshin. No, wait! It seemed that one of the blondes was a woman. Shinkibou got up and shook his head, completely unaware of what was going on around him. He looked forward only to realize that he was being dragged into the room by his collar. Now he was getting a little mad, he began to make some hand seals only to have his wrist caught by one of the weird blondes.
"Okay, just take it easy kid," said the weird blonde. "Mom, I told you not to overdo it."
"Shut up, Gaki. Firstly, I am your Hokage. Secondly I am your mother. That means that you don't get to tell me shit. Got it?" said the weird blonde woman in a stern voice.
"Um, Tsunade-sama," said a somewhat timid voice "maybe, you can let go of his collar now."
Shinkibou felt himself drop, he turned and get to his feet only to fall back down again out of shock. He was standing in what seemed to be the Hokage's office, before him stood the legendary ninja Tsunade the 5th Hokage. He could not believe his eyes, not only had he heard of Tsunade's death, but he had also witnessed it on video. He specifically remembered the extreme grotesqueness of the film. He also remembered throwing up everything he ate for at least a week. However, here she stood before him. In the flesh, and he wanted to know why.
As if reading his mind she said "oh, yes. I am alive and I always have been. You haven't earned my trust enough for me to tell you how or why, but I am the real Tsunade. I am the Hokage, and you are in Konoha. The real Konoha."
"Okay, so where exactly is this 'real Konoha'? How come Madara does not know about this place? And if you don't trust me why am I alive and taking audience with you?" asked Shinkibou quietly.
"Like I said, you are under surveillance, so just stop asking questions. Two of you are Uchiha, and all three of you came from that wretched place Madara now calls Konoha" she said in a matter-of –fact manner. "However, the 3 of you fought the Zenkage, for what reasons I do not know; but the enemy of my enemy is most likely my friend. So you shall stay with us here for the time being. I am making you all honorary genin of the Konoha village. Here are your headbands."
Tsunade's statement earned her an earful of complaints from the group.
"A genin, surely you jest, lady Tsunade," said Ryoka with a chuckle.
"Oh heeeeeeeelllllll no! Not again, I have been a genin for 7 years already. This is getting ridiculous," said the girl.
"Who the hell do ya think I am, dattebayo?! I'm Uchiha Shinkibou. I always wanted to be a real Konoha shinobi, but a genin? Just no! I fought the Zenkage one-on-one. I took out his entourage of 25 anbu. And if you guys hadn't had interfered…"
"You would be dead," cut in Tsunade slamming her fist down on the table. She was getting a bit pissed by these little kids going off at the mouth. "I know you are strong, and I have heard from one of my subordinates that you may also have jounin level thinking capacities. However, this is about more than jutsu and skill. Being a ninja is about heart and character. To build those things you have to start at the bottom and work your way up. A very important person taught me that." The room was quite somber for a moment, no one willing to talk. Everyone was just thinking. They were all trying desperately to allow their brains to absorb the waves of information that had been thrown at them.
"Well, okay," said the girl slowly. "But what if we do not wanna join Konoha. What are our other options?"
"One, you spend the rest of your lives in the Konoha prison cells. Two, we wipe your memory and you can live out the rest of your lives as civilians in the town here. Three, you die. It is up to you," Tsunade said while folding her hands in her lap.
"I guess we ain't gotta choice, now do we, dattebayo!! I ain't ready to die! I still gotta fulfill my life's purpose," said Shinkibou with a grin, picking up a black leaf headband.
"Well, fine, but your old ugly ass better promote me to jounin soon," said the girl picking up a blue leaf bandana. She made note of the vein growing in the Hokage's forehead and remembered to stay well out of reach.
"Well then, it was nice knowing you all," said Ryoka. "I guess I will have my memory wiped, but instead of the village just return me to Zenkage tower."
"We can not do that. Madara can most likely undo the jutsu we would use to erase your memory. Sorry," said Tsunade with a frown.
"Well, that's that, huh buddy? Here ya go, it matches your robe," said Shinkibou tossing Ryoka a red leaf headband. His expression was one of mixed emotion.
Tsunade, seeing that they had all opted to join Konoha, began to fulfill her duties as Kage. The first thing she did was read all of their personal files aloud. They went something like this:
Uchiha Ryoka
Age: 22
Height: 177 cm
Weight: 80 kg
Blood type: B
Ninjutsu: High chunin
Genjutsu: special jounin
Taijutsu: academy student (Shinkibou and the girl exchanged a look and laughed)
Strength: mid genin
Stamina: low chunin
Intelligence: low jounin
Speed: mid chunin
Chakra control: high chunin
Comments: a councilor of Madara; might hold many secrets of the Uchiha Empire. Was often put into harmful genjutsu by Madara. Parents and family background are unknown. Has a complete sharingan. Is able to dispel most genjutsu with ease.
Suzaki Kiriko
Age: 15
Height: 160 cm
Weight: 51 kg
Blood type: AB
Ninjutsu: low chunin
Genjutsu: Mid chunin
Taijutsu: High jounin
Strength: low jounin
Stamina: High Jounin
Intelligence: High Chunin
Speed: ANBU
Chakra control: Low Chunin
Comments: graduated from the academy at the top of her class, but because of her non-Uchiha descent she was never acknowledged. Created her own style of Taijutsu and has several original ninjutsu. Has bested a large number of Uchiha in combat. Has the unique ability to resist all sharingan related techniques.
Uchiha Shinkibou
Age: 19
Height: 174 cm
Weight: 65 kg
Blood type: O
Ninjutsu: High jounin
Genjutsu: High genin
Taijutsu: Low jounin
Strength: Low jounin
Stamina: Mid Jounin
Intelligence: Low Jounin
Speed: Mid Chunin
Chakra control: Academy Student
Comments: nearly everything about this boy remains a mystery. He showed up in Konoha last week and tried to assassinate the Zenkage. Apparently has jounin level thinking skills. Despite being 19 he has a somewhat childish demeanor. Has the Mangekyou Sharingan.
When she was finished reading she merely looked up at them to check if she had gotten the information right. They all nodded in turn to indicate that her files were correct. How had she gotten such detailed files on people who had just showed up in here village so recently? Shinkibou was relieved that they did not learn anything about his family. Things could get tricky, if they knew who his mother and father really were. He took a deep breathe and let his mind wander for a moment.
"Okay, now that all the formalities are out of the way, I want you all to meet your new jounin sensei" said Tsunade. At this point a grey haired man with an orange book came in to the room.
"Hatake Kakashi…" she said.
"This loser is our jounin sensei?! Please, he looks weak, I bet I could beat him into the next century… wait, did you say Hatake Kakashi? As in konoha's legendary copy ninja? As in the guy who was trained by the 4th hokage? As in the guy who trained Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke? Wow, what an honor to meet you! Sensei, please teach us well, dattebayo," said Shinkibou turning to Kakashi and bowing gracefully.
"Get off his bologna pony, would ya. You are embarrassing us with your extreme dick riding and brown nosing," said Kiriko with a side glance.
"She has got a point, Shin," said Ryoka trying to stifle a laugh.
"Shut up both of you. And don't call me Shin! I hate that bloody nickname," Said Shinkibou beginning to pout.
"Who are these jokers, Tsunade?" asked Kakashi without looking up from his book.
"They are the new comers, we have made them into a new genin squad," she said.
"Oh well, that's nice," said Kakashi. "I was just coming by to drop of a report from my recent information gathering." With that the grey haired ninja placed a folder on Tsunade's desk and turned to leave.
"Wait, Kakashi-sensei! Where are you going? You aren't gonna train us?" asked Shinkibou with an inquisitive expression.
"Look, you little runt, don't call me sensei. I hate teaching. Therefore, I no longer teach. It is as simple as that," he said slamming the door behind him as he left.
"Wait, then who is our…" started Shinkibou, but he was cut across by Tsunade.
"Jidaki! Take your students and get lost already," at this the blonde man standing in the corner began to move toward the door.
"Come on, kiddies" said the blonde called Jidaki. He gave a girly giggle and a sadistic grin.
woot thats chapter 2! how was it, review baby, review. However, if your feeling the burn from that terrible cliffhanger (yeah right) just click on ahead. thats right, you heard right! this weeks a double chapter. the story I wrote was way too long for a single chapter so I broke it in half. so please enjoy, its like a kitkat! and who doesn't love kitkat! give me break, give me break, give me a break of that kitkat bar! Okay, I am gonna stop now before I lose the few readers that I have.
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