Bonus by Bastion!

This chapter is a bonus, featuring the notes that have been taken by me, Bastion Misawa. I have done research and studies on the behavior of my friend, Jaden Yuki. Please enjoy reading what I have found so far.

Notes on Jaden

· going through puberty

· changed Jaden into cotton shirt & polyester pants

· tied Jaden to his bed with ropes

· Jaden has no memory of what he's doing

· he recovers afterward

· say how much we like him, when he's in a good mood

· Jaden doesn't react well to explanations

· eyes widen & dilate before mood swings

· Order of mood swings, so far, is as follows:

drunk

romantic

polite & formal

pop star

suicidal

lustful

apologetic

happy-go-lucky

miserable & grieving

daydreaming

drunk (again)

apologetic (again)

pious & religious

As you can tell, from these notes, I cannot gather much information. However, Zane Truesdale has been through this so-called Duelist Puberty before. He has briefed Jaden's friends, including myself, on this strange behavior and given us advice and the occasional help in restraining Jaden during difficult times.

Although I do not have much knowledge of this topic, I intend to gather up all my notes and do some research for the sake of my friend, as well as the sake of a new topic to enter college by. You know, it's not easy getting into a good school. I'll have to save up credits from high school and prove my worth, write many essays and reports, and work diligently for hours on end. This isn't easy, yet, with my newfound subject matter on Duelist Puberty, I'll have found my way into college!

Ah, pardon my unusual rant. I don't normally do those. Heh, I'm usually the most collected person in Duel Academy, besides Zane. As I was saying, this is an issue that shows promising new light for the future.

Jaden could very well be the ticket to success for all who know him! Of course, we'll have to get him through this first. If you look back at my notes, you'll find that there is no set pattern for these abrupt changes within our friend. We can only hope for the worst emotions to keep at bay.

Zane has given each of us supplies to support Jaden for now. The list includes:

ropes

handcuffs

clothing

locks

condoms (don't even ask Zane; I don't want to know)

spot remover

microphone

bullhorn

tape recorder

speakers

tissues

handkerchiefs

cosmetics (you just learn to stop asking Zane about these things after a while)

duct tape

first aid kit

blindfolds

After some time of staring at certain supplies via Zane, I just learned to go along with it. Who knows? We may as well be grateful we have Zane at all.

Did you lose any brain cells from that list? I certainly did! What on Earth would you need eye shadow and lipstick for?! Honestly, I'd rather not ask Zane. If you're smart, you won't either. But then again, you might not have enough brain cells left to even think about asking questions, anyway. On second thought, maybe it would be a good idea to cover up those hickies. You never know what people will assume.

I guess it's time for me to take my leave. I hope to learn more about Jaden's condition and to brief you all in the near future! Good day (or night, depending on the time)!


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