Devin: Hmm… I have no idea of any jokes this chapter… Writer's block has struck again. I guess I'll just wait until some random person shows up to do the disclaimer…

Justin Bieber: Hey it's Bie-

Devin: Shut up I hate you. Stop getting hit with water bottles and start getting hit with some puberty. Oh, and get out of my fanfic.

Justin Bieber: But I was going to do the dis-

Devin: You know what, I don't even care. Get out. Austin, you do the disclaimer.

Austin: Yay! Devin does not own Naruto or Fullmetal Alchemist.

Kakashi and Itachi stealthily ran up the rocky path. Finally, they reached the Akatsuki hideout. Kakashi looked back at Itachi and signaled him to enter. They dashed into the place and stood back to back, both people with sharigans activated and uncovered. No one was in the room, but neither Kakashi nor Itachi stood down. Instead, they walked up the spiral staircase in the middle of the room, and emerged on the roof. They looked around, but saw nothing.

"Not here," said Kakashi glumly, "we'll try another building. Come on." The two went for the staircase, but as they did, an orange mask with a spiral pattern materialized out of the air behind them. A second later, a body formed, along with a black cloak with a red and white cloud design on it. It took form noiselessly. Slowly, the mysterious person walked up to Itachi. Kakashi had already gone into the main room. The man raised a kunai and prepared to stab Itachi, but suddenly Kakashi burst through the roof and knocked the kunai out of the man's hand. Itachi turned around with the speed of bolt of lightning. Kakashi dashed out of the way, and Itachi threw fifteen shurikens with the twitch of his wrist. All of this happened in less than a second. But the stranger just stood there, and the shurikens simply passed through him. Itachi narrowed his eyes.

"Madara. You betrayed me." He said coldly. Kakashi raised his eyebrows, but said nothing. Madara laughed.

"I think you're the one who betrayed me first, Itachi. Planting the mangekyou sharingan in Sasuke to get rid of me. Was that not a betrayal?" Madara replied.

"That doesn't matter anymore, does it?" retorted Itachi, still with the same icy voice. He launched himself forward and suddenly stopped before Madara, so that Madara de-materialized a moment too soon. Itachi punched him in the chest and across the face so quickly that his arms were just a blur, and then he kicked Madara in the shins, causing him to topple over. But instead of slamming into the floor, he simply sank slowly into the ground. Kakashi stood to one side, both of his hands now sparking with blue lightning. He pounded one of the chidoris into the group, jumped into the hole, and landed silently at the bottom. Itachi landed beside him.

"I wonder if I should try the new mangekyou I've developed…" Kakashi mused, "It doesn't even affect my eyesight."

"If it doesn't ruin your eyes, you might as well use it. As long as there are no other side effects…" said Itachi.

Kakashi considered it for a moment, and then decided.

"Mangekyou sharingan!" He exclaimed. His sharingan eye started spinning, faster and faster. Then suddenly, it stopped spinning and his eye went bloodshot. It was a strange pattern, one that Itachi had never seen before. Four points, the points on a regular sharingan, dotted four places in the eye. Each point was diagonal to the opposite point, and in the middle was a four point star that was positioned like the cardinal coordinates on a compass. He closed eye and gasped. Itachi only had time for a moment's examination of the eye before the world was sucked into darkness. It lit up again, but this time, Madara had reappeared and they were a room full of monsters and demons. All of the strange creatures had sharingan eyes, but Kakashi's opened his own eye. His sharingan had turned into a rinnegan. Itachi blinked and took a step back, and Madara recoiled instinctively.

"How…?" Itachi began in wonder. Kakashi blinked and looked around.

"I made it to counter Madara's ability to teleport." Kakashi said slowly, "When the eye is active, none of his time or space jutsus will work. At least, that's the theory. Also, all of these creatures are in my command. I based it off of pein's summoning techniques." Madara smiled now.

"Very nice, but I don't need a time or space jutsu to defeat you. I've developed mine own special jutsu, made just for this war. You see, I channeled my own space jutsu energy into my right sharingan eye. Since it was already an eternal mangekyou, it was unable to absorb the energy. But it seems that was a good thing, now that I've seen your jutsu. Instead of taking in the energy, it morphed into a new eye, with the same powers of my space jutsu. However, I am only able to perform one jutsu with this eye." Madara cocked his head to one side, his mask covering his wide grin of malice.

"I assure you, it is sufficient enough to keep you distracted…" Madara's eye morphed into a new pattern, like Kakashi's did. There were four circles, shaped so that it looked like a Venn diagram with four comparisons. In the middle was a black dot with spirals coming out of it, like Madara's mask. His eye started quivering uncontrollably, and time stopped. A large portal, blue and purple, appeared a few feet in back of him.

"This," Madara boomed menacingly, "is where you two will be trapped. For an eternity."

Devin: Woohoo, accomplishment. Turns out I'm not that busy right now, but it's coming up, it's coming up… Or maybe I'll just write them all and then post them… you'll find out as soon as I post them :P.

Kakashi: I didn't talk much in this chapter…

Devin: Will you stop complaining? I gave you an awesome mangekyou!

Kakashi: Madara's was better.

Devin: Yeah but you don't even know what it's going to do.

Kakashi: I'm in your subconscious. OF course I know what it's going to do. It's-

Devin: SHUT UP NO SPOILERS. Anyway, rate, comment, whatever, I could care less, as long as you're reading it. No I'm joking, you don't even have to read it if you don't want to…