Highschool Life Sucks



Chapter 3: Rotten little Bastard

KAIRI: " Bye Selph! I'm off to lame ass chemistry. Catcha later. Remember 7:00."

SELPHIE: " Okay. I'll be there."

Kairi walked off towards Mr. Wakiki's Chemistry class. She thaught to herself as Rikku and Sora passed by," There are the boys who make chemistry suck more than it already does.' She sat down two seats ahead from Rikku and one seat next to Sora. She threw her red binder on the tiny wooden desk and slouched in her seat, occasionaly yawning. Mom was gonna throw down on her ass when she found out about today so far.

SORA: "Yo.Katie isn't it? I'm So.."

KAIRI: *interrupting him* " Your Sora and My name is Kairi not Katie. KA-I-RI. *under her breathe* dumb ass."

SORA: "What was that?"

KAIRI: "Nothin'"

SORA: "Thats right. So some respect to those supirior to you Bitch.

KAIRI: " Watch your tounge or I'll cut it off you rotten little bastard."

SORA: " Whoa now lets not get physical. I wouldn't want to hurt you * under breathe* and your excellent breast."

KAIRI: " Let God have mercy on you that we don't get physical you preverted, pussy whipped, dumb ass,dick face, son of a bitch ass monkey."

SORA:" Watch it." * aside to rikku* " What does 'pussy whipped mean?"

RIKKU: " You are sooooo helpless."

* Sora then happens to touch kairi's left breast. Happens.*

KAIRI: " You rotten little bastard!" * then she punches him hard in the nose, nearly breaking it.*

SORA: " FUCK!"

RIKKU: " Hey. kairi thats not funny. He didn't mean to do that,* under breathe* even though you do have excellent breast."

KAIRI: *Punches rikku in the you-know-what area* " You're just as perveted as him! What are you two? Presidents of the Perverted club?

RIKKU: "Nice punch babe."

Kairi groans in agony and sits down.

KAIRI: " Whats takin' this fuckin' teacher so long? Damnmit! I'm already having a bad day!

Then Mr. Wakiki walks in with red lipstick all over him and ruffled hair.

KAIRI: *under breathe* "looks like twiddly dee and twiddly dumb aren't the only pussy- whipped guys in school!"

MR. WAKIKI:" lets begin class" * he straightens his hair and his tie

45 minutes later the bell has finally rung

MR. WAKIKI: " Kairi, please stay after class."

RIKKU AND SORA:" Oh....... somebody is in trouble."

KAIRI:" CAN IT! Um okay Mr. W."

when everyone has left a safe distance from the class, except Rikku and Sora who are standing on either side of the door, Mr. Wakiki begins to talk.

MR.WAKIKI: "Kairi, you're failing my class. In order to get extra points, you'll have to some thing for me."

KAIRI:" What?"

MR.WAKIKI: *He pushes kairi on top of his desk and gets on top of her adn rips her shirt.*" Give me you miss Kairi!"

KAIRI:" NO! STOP! GET OFF OF ME! HELPPPPPPPP!

then sora busts in and kicks Mr. W. off of Kairi and picks her trembeling body up. Rikku come in and ties Mr. W down with some rope he used for class and slaps him

SORA: " Are you okay Kai?"

KAIRI:" Y..yes. Thank you. he was.... goin... to...rape...me"

SORA:" Its okay Kai. We're her now."

KAIRI: * crying into sora* "Oh thank you. Your an angel not a preverted, pussy whipped, dumb ass,dick face, son of a bitch ass monkey.

SORA:" Thanks. Here Rikku, hold her for a sec." then he takes off his sweater and puts it on Kairi. Then he picks her up again, "There ya go. Your not so 'revealed ' any more."

KAIRI: "thank you."

Selphie runs in and see's rikku, sora and kairi.

SELPHIE:" OH MY GAWD! WHAT HAPPENED?"

Then rikku told selphie everything, stopping occasionaly because of her gasping, while sora cradled kairi. Prettj soon the next class saw the scene and the principal came. Shelpie told her everything and told her that Kairi was okay.

PRINCIPAL:" Mr. Sora, since you're taking care of Kairi so much, you will watch over her in the Nurses room for the rest of the day.

SORA:" Yes mam."

then he walked towards Mrs. Tahachiho's office and stepped in side, still holding Kairi.

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