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STEPHENIE MEYER OWNS TWILIGHT AND RECOGNIZABLE CHARACTERS BUT I OWN LEVI – THE VOLTURI HUMAN RECEPTIONEST .

Thanks 4 guessing Jacobs dare but unfortunately no one got it right , not surprised like but …..

EMMETTS IDEA: A TWILIGHT TRUTH OR DARE!

JACOBS POV

I gulped loudly , petrified of what the bloodsucker was going to make me do .

" I dare you too….. drink the urine of a Llama !" My eyes popped out of my head .

"WHAT ?BELLA DO SOMETHING !" I said turning to my best friend .

"You picked dare Jake , you have too!" WHAT?

"Bella ?" I said again .

"You'll be fine , you've eat and drunk worse things ."

"Oh yeah , like what?" I questioned

"Well once , you ate the tire of my truck , you licked dog shit , ate a cat , drunk a bottle of puke and eat my Marlin Manson CD !" she said .

"To the Llama farm!" Emmett said , we ran to the Llama farm , already I felt sick just at the thought of it !

"Go on then ." I sighed and put my mouth around a male Llamas cock and piss trickled down my throat . "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
I screamed , everyone laughed – everyone – even Carlisle and Esme ! They did look sad but still laughed at me .

"You know mongrel , she only said you had to drink it's piss , not give it a blow job!" Everyone laughed .

"Okay Blondie , truth or dare?" I asked the slut A.K.A Rosalie .

"Dare." She answered .

"I dare you to go without looking in the mirror for an entire month and you have to be super nice to everyone!"

"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" She screamed , could have been worse , I was either going to dare her that or to give Edward a blowjob but Bella would of bitched at me for it so I decided to go with this dare she had to do .

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