Chapter 3- Stalking the mysterious fit guy

Meanwhile, far away, a fit guy named Murtagh was talking to himself beside a tall tree.

"Oh man, I need to stalk someone……" He said, swaying from side to side and sounding like Robbie Williams on crack. He grinned like a psychopath about to stab someone. "Ah, you are so mad, Murtagh…" He smiled, arrogantly, admiring himself.

Suddenly, out of fucked up randomness, two teenage girls fell from the sky….(well, okay, the tree).

Murtagh pointed at them, eyes wide as if from 24/7 drug use.

"Oh no….." The girl with long blonde hair gasped.

"OMG!" The other girl with awesomely dark hair (guess which one of them wrote this xD ) yelled excitedly.

"Er…What were you doing in a tree?" Murtagh asked, confused.

"Well…." Sighed the dark haired girl happily.

Earlier that day…..

"I'm bored." Whined the blonde girl, JJ, sadly.

"Your face is bored." Kim, the other girl smiled madly.

JJ was sitting calmly, watching Kim drink can after can of energy drinks. After a sudden rush of adrenaline, a psychopathic grin spread across her pale face (Vampire….).

"I've got an idea…."

JJs' eyes widened with fear as she backed slowly away from her insane friend. "Oh no….."

"Lets stalk Murtagh! YAY!" Kim yelled wildly, throwing her hands in the air as her Naruto headband slide over one of her scarily wide icy blue eyes.

The pair walked around for hours, mostly in circles, due to the cockiness of the leader, ie, Kim.

At that precise moment, guess what happened?! No, seriously, guess….no? Fine then….

At that precise moment, a Nazgul- oh, I mean a 'RA'ZAC' stepped out in front of them.

"I have to kill you." It said solemly, as if bored, which it was. JJ cowered behind Kim as Kim screamed, arms outstretched.

"Come on then!! BRING IT!!!" Then she added calmly, "Just one question, why?"

The ra'zac shrugged,. "Got nothing else to do, might as well ruin your lives…." He trailed off, emotionless.

"Okay." Said JJ quietly, looking nervously at the floor.

"You are such a loser." Kim to the ra'zac.

"W-what did you cal me?" Sniffed the ra'zac, cold eyes brimming with tears.

"aww…." Soothed JJ sympathetically .

"Hell yeah!" I dissed a freak!" Kim whooped with delight.

And with that, she kneed (no, not as in making bread) the creature in the balls, and they ran away.

Back to the present…..

"That still doesn't explain why you were in a tree."

"Tarzan." Shrugged JJ

"OH YEAH!" Kim yelled. "We were swinging from vines, and here we are! Ah argh!" Kim added her hyper wookie impression.

"So….Shall we stalk someone?" Murtagh hovered, arms out for balance.

"Sure!" Kim grinned brightly.

"What?!" JJ exclaimed.

"Come on!" Called Kim.

"But-"

"No buts, we must go, hairy monkey." And with that, Kim skipped off to catch up with Murtagh.