"Last episode, we saw new alliances being formed on both teams, and the most brutal wake-a-thon yet in which Lexa, the winner of the challenge, beat Troy to stay awake for 6 days and 13 hours to snag the Goblins' first victory. We saw the pixies eliminate Grif but also we kicked off Ashley for assaulting me. So tune in to… Total.. Drama… Golden Pond!"
-Transition to theme song-
Camera pans over island, showing a lake then the cabins and a cave before going over a cliff showing Hugo jumping and causing the water to splash on Troy and Stephanie, who were staring at each other. Camera zooms on the beach, showing Chelsea and Pamela sunbathing on the sand, and descends on the cabins, where Tori is wrapping bandages around Austin while Zack is drawing on the steps. The forest appears, showing Nate attempting to commune with the spirits, and screams when Kaitlynne jumps out while Grif is photographing them. Camera shows a waterfall and a raft appears, with Nick and Noah fighting each other before they fall off the raft down the waterfall. On a log, Gabriel is practicing some balancing acts but Lydia, swinging on a vine, smashes into him, causing them to fall on a table, ruining Grace's makeup tutorial. A basketball court appears, with Spencer beating Chef at the game while Sen and Lexa watches the game. On the dock, Ayden is fixing the dock while Luke and Madison argues. Ashley is filming her vlog as Alyssa runs away from the squirrels. Moves to nighttime, where they are around a campfire while the title appears overhead, Saying "Total Drama Golden Pond"
Chris stands awkwardly. "Well… we gotta change the intro after kicking Ashley off. Well. Let's wake the campers up."
-cuts to Chris starting the sirens, waking the campers up-
-cuts to mess hall, where Chris is standing in front of the tables.-
"Welcome campers, hope you all slept well, hehe"
-cuts to confessional- Tori got bags under her eyes, "Bruh, I can sleep again. I'm always tired. Plus my stomach hurts." -cuts to Lexa.- "Damn, I could sleep better if someone knocked me unconscious"- cuts to table-
Chris gets serious. "Since the Goblins are missing one player since I banished Ashley, the network told me to bring another player in. Please welcome Nolan."
A tall guy walks in and the camera zooms on Tori, who has been lovestruck. Nolan joins the Goblin and sits down before noticing Tori and gets lovestruck, He waves at her.
-cuts to confessional, where Tori is hugging herself. - "Oh my god, he's so cute. Wait, he's the enemy! BUT IT DOESN'T MEAN I CAN LOOK!" and she squeals.- cuts to mess hall-
Chris smiles. "Enough chit-chat. You all get to eat."
The teams cheered as covered platters are placed on the table.
"But… that's the challenge. It ranges from yummy to neutral to nasty to outright disgusting. Everyone has to participate. The cool thing is no matter how much you vomit, you still keep moving up the ladder unless you raise your hand and quit. The last person left willing to eat wins the challenge for their team."
-cuts to confessional- "Of course it's a eating challenge and my stomach is upset." Tori points out and cross her arm.- cuts to Alyssa shivering- "I'm so scared. I have a fear of vomiting."- cuts to tables-
The platters reveal mac and cheese. Everyone is happy. "Chris, are these gluten-free?" Austin asks.
Chris thinks before saying "Nope."
-cuts to confessional- Austin punches the toilet "Why Chris?! Gluten are my allergies!"- cuts to tables-
Everyone eats it, including Austin.
"Oh did I forget to mention that it may not be in order of yummy to average to disgusting. It's random." He laughs as the platter reveals calamari, still alive. Madison picks one and the octopus smacks her with one of its tentacles. Nate swallows one down. Everyone follows his lead.
The next platter served is ice cream. Nate gags.
-cuts to confessional- Nate shivers. "I hate ice cream. It's… slippery."- cuts to table.
Nate is about to raise his hand when Kaitlynne smacks him. "Your gonna eat the damn ice cream."
Nate nods and gobbles it before vomiting.
Chris laughs as a count-a-puke counter appears and turn to one.
-cuts to confessional- Kaitlynne smacks her hand together. "I'll be damn if our team loses the first member." -cuts to Nate rocking himself.- "I saw her… she's a demon…"-cuts to Chris smiling. "Got a bet with chief he'll vomit first before I do." -cut to the tables-
Everyone eats their ice cream and the next plate is revealed to be cake, chocolate cake with vanilla icing. Everyone eats that.
The next platter is rotten bananas. Alyssa starts gagging at the smell and raises her hand before running.
Everyone stares at it before Luke picks one up and bites one. Everyone follows him.
The next platter is french fries from McMickeys. Everyone eats it before Tori groans "I'm full" and Gabriel sticks his finger down Tori's throat without permission and she empties her stomach.
Puke counter turns two.
A while goes by without anybody quitting. Chris yells "Somebody quit!" and the next platter is served, which is Italian dressing bottles, which must be drank in some amount. Hugo drinks a teaspoon of it before puking on Grace and Stephanie. Grace screams "That's my favorite shorts and you ruined my makeup!" and cries.
Puke counter goes to 3.
-cuts to Stephanie in confessional booth- "Jesus christ, Grace is a narcissist. A bigger one than my sister, wait is this live, oh my god, ooops Julie. Bye" and she runs out- cuts to Troy- "Hugo made Stephanie sad. Dude, I need to get him voted off but who can I convince?"- cuts to table-
Lydia drinks it and gags before vomiting. "This isn't Italian, this is Catalina!"
Puke counter is 4 now.
Chef laughs.
Everyone drinks their share. The next platter is revealed to be sheep eyes. Lydia vomits along with Lexa. They raise their hands.
Puke counter goes to 6.
Tori starts to raise her hand but Kaitlynne tells her she can do it and she nods, becoming the first person to eat it. Everyone follows suit until Hugo comments "I eat these all the time!" and Chelsea vomits before raising their hand.
Puke counters raises to 7.
The video fast forward to shows various food forcing Austin, Stephanie, Pamela, Gabriel, Troy, Spencer, Noah, and Zach. The puke counter is now 34.
The platters reveals Goliath Bird-Eating Tarantulas. Before Chris can speak, Nate grabs one and eat it before swallowing. Everyone is horrified, with Sen, Madison, Tori, and Hugo vomiting multiple times and raises their hand and Chris vomits before giving 20 dollars to Chef. Chris then yells "Dude! It was a joke platter, you didn't have to eat it!" before vomiting again.
The puke counter is now 59.
"But… that was entertainment gold. The Pixies get 5 rounds free of platters." He laughs.
-cut to confessional- Kaitlynne laughs. "He got balls." -cuts to Ayden. "Boy got some Australian blood in him and he done something I, an Australian refuse to do."-Cuts to Nate crying. "THE POOR TARANTULA! The spirits will surely curse me today."-cuts to Goblins finishing the 5th round without the Pixies.
Camera shows only Grace, Ayden, Kaitlynne, Nate, Nick, Madison, Nolan, and Luke.
The next platter is cow brains. All the contestant finishes it before Madison yells "We been eaten nothing good the last 7 platters. Give something sweet."
Chris snickers before saying "You may." and cupcakes are brought in. All the contestant eats it before Madison screams "It got live maggots!" and vomits, raising her hands. Kaitlynne and Ayden raises their hands before vomiting.
Puke counter is now 62.
The next platter is announced to be soup made from the toilet water in the confessional.
Nick announces that it can't be that bad before slurping it and gags before vomiting. He burps and the stench causes Madison to puke before they both raise their hands.
Grace sighs before slurping it all down without vomiting. Nate's eyes open in fear before looking at the soup and slurps it all.
Nolan and Luke follows Nate in drinking the soup. Chef comes up to the Pixies' table and Nate turns around and vomit on Chef's feet.
The puke counter is now 65.
Chris laughs before announcing the next plate is toenails from Chris himself and Chef. Grace starts crying and raises her hand before running away. "This is the round where the Goblins get to tell Nate how to eat the toenails and if Nate completes it, he gets to tell Chef what to cook for the Goblins." Chris laughs.
Luke and Nolan deliberate before Luke announces "Nate must has Chef spit on the toenails and he must chew it for 10 minutes without vomiting and swallow it."
-cuts to confessional- Chris is laughing and crying. "That's so evil" - cuts to Luke sitting- "I swear Nate has to be the cause of Ashley disappearing. I'm gonna cause him pain. He'll vomit because I saw Chef eating his boogers earlier."-cuts to Chef picking and eating his boogers-cuts to Chef spitting on the toenails-
Nate takes the plate and pour the toenails in his mouth. The timer starts and as he chews it, Luke and Nolan vomits. The puke counter goes to 67.
Nate swallows the toenails when the timer is up. This causes Chris to gag. "Wow… wow…. Wow… um Nate, choose your challenge."
"Can I consult with my team?"
"Yes, you may." Chris answers and Nate nods. The team comes and deliberates.
After several minutes, Nate announces "We want chewing gum chewed by everyone covering a mushroom dipped in the confessional toilet water."
-cuts to confessional- Pamela laughs. "I came up with that idea because I went to school with Luke and he can't handle mushrooms."- cuts to Chef cooking it and collecting gum from everyone to put on the mushroom and dip in the toilet.-
"Here's the special" Chef presents and laugh.
Luke grabs one and eat half before vomiting violently and raising his hand.
Nolan takes one and eats it all, causing everyone to vomit before he himself vomits.
The puke counter goes to 88.
"That… was… disgusting and awesome" Chris shouted.
The camera shows Nate and Nolan on a standoff as they go through 21 more platters.
""This platter.. Is pufferfish, but cooked raw without instructions by our interns. It may be poisoned or not.
Both contestants nodded before both ate it.
Chris tells the next platter are vanilla milkshakes.
Nate reaches for it before gagging and convulses before paralyzing, one hand accidentally raised.
"The Goblins wins with Nolan! Chef, get Nate's stomach pumped please."
Kaitlynne yells "He didn't raise it consciously! You can't accept it!"
Chris shrugs. "Rules are if hand is raised, you quit." and laughs before adding "See you at the campfire tonight."
-cuts to confessional- Kaitlynne is yelling how unfair it is.- cuts to Tori- "I don't like Gabe. He made me vomit on purpose."-cuts to Ayden- "Nate got guts eating everything."-cuts to Spencer- "Nolan is useful."-cut to Nolan- "I only made it because I got to look at the most beautiful girl in the world, Tori. I wish I could talk to her. Maybe today? But dude… Nate almost beat me. I feel bad for him losing that way."-
The Goblins wins again. What will happen in the aftermath and campfire? Thanks to CL for bringing the idea of Nolan.
