Days passed by, everything was so dull and if anyone could die from boredom The boss would probably be the first. They were no gangs after them and there was no way that she's going to make a God damn movie.
She laid by the pool wearing her itsy bitsy two piece bathing suit enjoying the sun light fall on her skin weirdly not minding getting a tan but she's been out there for an hour and her skin was still white as ever that it she couldn't be more white, the race not the color.
She removed her sunglasses and the chiffon robe off her shoulders getting ready to take a dip in the pool.
The boss looked like a Goddess standing at least 5'9 having curves in the right places, she wasn't at all muscular except where she needs to be, toned abs, hip bones visible and strong arms yet still feminine.
She slowly walked towards the pool letting the water have it's way with her making her feel relaxed like her worries had disappeared for a moment drowning the problems away all together with the noise as she sink her head into the water. She held her breath and closed her eyes letting her sense of balance go, parting her feet away from the floor letting herself float.
She gasped for air as her head reached above water all her senses coming back to her the first was her sense of seeing.
A young man stood in front of her he was sporting faded jeans a cream shirt and a brown blazer and that smug look on his face was always present.
"Looking good." He said trying to be smooth putting all his weight on the wall.
"What the fuck are you doing here Birk?" The boss asked but sounded more like she was trying to get rid off him.
"I am after a Saint and this is The Saints HQ" He replied with a smirk walking towards the seat where The boss laid a minute ago and marked his territory by sitting on it with his feet raised up.
The boss swam closer to him resting her hands on the edge of the pool. "I didn't get the fucking memo." She told him sarcastically.
"Face it sweet cheeks you kept me around for a reason." He said making kissy faces.
The blonde slowly made her way up the small stone steps, the water leaving her skin as she rose, exposing her rocking body catching Josh's attention. She took her towel out of Josh's hands and rubbed it against her hair all Josh could do is stare.
The boss smirked at the man working her hands on the other side of her head. She winked at him, sending him a back gulping. She threw the towel down lazily as she attended to him; crawled up to him like her inner feline.
"Like what you're seeing big boy?" She asked him in the most seductive way possible.
"I umm…. I" He began. The boss placed her index finger on her lips hushing then placed it on his, his face was turning tomato red.
She pressed forward brushing her lips on his ear, her hot breath hitting his skin giving him Goosebumps. "I need to go to the bathroom… but when I get back you better be in the pool, naked." She told him and got up.
Josh didn't say anything but nod.
"Good boy." The boss smirked patting him on the head and with that she left him to do his deed.
About an hour later Josh was found in the pool in his glory in his you may call 'Birthday suit' his hands like prunes from being in the water for so long.
"Where the hell is she?" He asked himself looking around still not finding a glimpse of The boss anywhere.
Another minute passed and the actor who called himself Nyteblade was getting inpatient rethinking his decision, if it was still worth it but he knew well that if he passes the opportunity up it will never show it's self again.
The door opened making Josh look in fear thinking that it may be someone else but as he identified who's blonde mane it was bouncing in the wind a smile grew on his face.
"Been waiting long Joshie?" The boss asked boredly stepping out of the shade and into the sun revealing that she had a change of fresh clothes, her signature three-piece suit.
"What? Why did you change?" Josh asked outraged.
"I didn't want to catch a cold." She told him placing a gloved hand on her hip.
Josh groaned hitting his hand on the water, making splashes like a child.
"At least give me my clothes." He told her stretching out for them.
The boss smirked bending down to get them for him. "You mean these?"
He nodded at her like she didn't understand a word he was saying.
"Oh… alright." The boss said and took the clothes off the ground and into her arms before she took a step back.
"Hey! Wait! Where are you going?" Josh shouted in a panic.
The boss gave him a salute then took a sharp turn running for the door before Josh could even move a single inch.
-Click-
She locked the two doors leading into the living room, leaving Josh's naked butt outside in the hot sun.
"GOD DAMN IT! FUCK YOU!"
The boss just laughed tossing Josh's clothes over her shoulder like it was trash and as if nothing happened she jumped onto the couch, grabbed the remote to open the TV and placed her feet onto the coffee table.
3:25 pm.
It was approximately four hours since The boss locked Josh out in the pool bare-naked and he was still out there floating like an all day sucker.
He stopped shouting for her to give him his clothes back two hours ago now he was just outside getting the tan he never wanted.
Shaundi called the boss about five minutes ago checking up on The boss like she was her mother and she, her daughter and like a good daughter The boss asked Shaudni to come to the HQ stat since she had this so called wonderful gift for her. It has been marinating in perfection she said.
The elevator doors slid open with it's normal –Ding- and out came Shaundi with Pierce following who had better things to do but according to the ex-hippie she needed his help just incase The boss was face first on the floor again.
"So where's this so called gift of yours?" Shaundi asked with a sigh, placing her hand on the couch's armrest where The boss still sat watching this Japanese game show, no it wasn't professor Genki it was something else.
The boss pointed at the pool, her eyes still on the T.V.
Shaundi turned to the man beside her then pressed forward slowly making her way towards the glass walls and just like a brick to the face she saw Josh floating on his back naked.
"What. The. Fuck." She said out loud now making Pierce look and as soon as he saw the source of her priceless reaction he busted into laughter.
"Nice one boss!" Pierce high fived the boss, tears forming in the corners of his eyes from too much laughing, while Shaundi had this blank look on her face.
"Well that serves him right…" Shaundi said under her breath taking another glance at the now aware Josh who was waving at Shaundi hiding the lower half of his body while exposing an awkward smile on his face.
"So are we just leaving him there?" The reality show star asked gesturing at Birk.
The boss just flicked her hand telling her to leave him.
Pierce watched his boss focus all her attention on this television show where there was two Japanese teenagers a girl and a boy ordering a bunch of clueless people like it was a scene out of the movie saw but less bloody.
"Until next time! This is fuyumi!" The girl with pink hair waved at the camera.
"And I'm Akiyo!" The camera spanned to the blue haired boy.
"AND THIS IS THE BORYOKUDAN SHOW!" they both said in union waving at the viewers until this fast high pitched voice started singing and on queue the two danced until the commercials went on.
"Is this really what the kids are watching these days?" Pierce asked though no one really bothered to answer.
The boss did more than not answer she was just sitting there looking blankly at the wall not moving an inch.
"Um… Boss?" Shaundi called checking if The boss was actually sleeping with her eyes open you'd never know.
She blinked a few times before looking up. "What?" She asked in her normal tone.
"FOR FUCKS SAKE SOMEONE GIVE ME A TOWEL!" Josh almost screamed from outside sounding like he was giving up on life already.
"Yeah, Yeah keep your shirt on." The boss chuckled laughing at her own pun patting Pierce on the shoulder.
"Go get him a towel." She ordered.
"Boss let him stay there, he never got canonized he deserves it." Pierce replied disobeying his boss.
"Pierce is talking sense." Shaundi added.
The boss tucked her arms under her chest and gave the two a look. "That reminds me you two never got canonized haven't you?" She reminded them. "Do you want to start now?" She asked looking him dead in the eye.
Pierce violently shook his head and quickly stood up. "I'mma get you your towel." He dashed out of the room in a blink of an eye.
"So… there's no gift?" Shaundi asked sounding like a devastated spoiled child getting The boss's attention.
"Unfortunately." The boss replied shrugging her shoulders flashing her an apologetic smile.
"So I blow-dried my hair for nothing?" She asked again twirling a strand of rebel hair around her index finger.
"Yup, I'm afraid so." The blonde huffed.
Shaundi sighed quite loudly making sure her boss heard loud and clear.
The boss rubbed her palm down her face then threw her back against the backrest. "What do you want?" She rolled her eyes turning the tables around now sounding like the mom.
"I wanna go out for a few drinks." She smiled at her innocently even clasping her hands together.
The boss narrowed her pale blue eyes taking a few seconds before answering. "The bars fully stocked after my little incident, take anything you want, heck take everything."
Shaundi pouted. "You're no fun, come on I'm doing you a favor, don't you want to see hot guys?" She stressed.
"What for I have a free show here." The boss pointed at the pool getting comfortable in her seat once again placing her feet up.
And just then Pierce came back with at least ten different kinds of towels and a pretty wide smug.
"Pierce what the fuck did you go to Bed, bath and beyond and took over the God damn bath section?" The boss placed her palm on her face.
He frowned tossing the towels at his boss a little pink hand towel landed on The boss's face she removed it and raised it up.
"Shaundi." She called motioning for her to take it.
She shook her head, both feet planted firmly on the ground determined to not move.
"Come on babe, I'll go to your little girls gone wild party."
Shaundi rolled her eyes groaning as she took the towel from The boss and then dragged her feet another groan escaping her lips as she opened the door.
The boss and Pierce watched Shaundi wobble out to the pool and quickly throwing that little pink towel at Birk directly in the face.
"Thank you my love." Josh said in his usual mushy tone, which ticked off Shaundi so much but entertained The boss even more.
"So hey am I invited to this girls gone wild party?" Pierce cleared his throat cocking his eyebrows.
Music so loud that would make you deaf, lights blinking bright that would leave you blind and The boss was standing in the middle of it all.
She had changed into something more proper for the nightlife, all Shaundi's fault since she refused to leave with the boss being all covered up though her curves were clearly visible already in her outfit of choice.
Now she stood in the VIP booth wearing something skimpy something short. A black sleeves top with no back, unique cut outs on the sides paired with high waisted barely there purple shorts and what belonged to every party girl; chunky leather booties.
The boss's inner Raver girl was showing tonight.
Shaundi stood literally on top of the bar a bottle of tequila in hand pumping it up in the air. "WOO! SHOTS!" She shouted in delight pouring it at the crowd circling her.
Pierce on the other hand was surrounded by girls busy telling them tall tails of the past of how he saved the boss and killed the bad guys and oddly it was working, he was not going home alone tonight.
"Hey could I buy you a drink?" Another man approached The boss with high hopes that she would say yes.
"No." She replied not even bothering to look at the poor bastard.
"How about-"
The boss cut him off. "No." She said calmly not removing her eyes off the dance floor busy watching everyone else have fun.
"Look I just want to know you better." The man inched forward gripping his hands around The boss's wrists.
She darted her eyes at him the usual evil look spreading through her eyes and face, the look she always gets before she killed someone. The boss took grab of his collar and with a swift move she pushed him off the elevated booth and into the dance floor below making everyone stop what they were doing to look.
The boss got wide eyed as she felt all the eyes on her even the music was cut off. She took a deep breath and left for the bathroom before she could push someone else off.
She worked her way through the sea of stubborn people that won't move all the way to the bathroom oddly the only place that was empty, once inside she made her way to the sink to splash some cold water on her face.
"Have fun for once, don't worry, don't remember." She told herself looking deeply into the mirror.
She stood in front of a full-length mirror wearing what looks to be a bulky mascot body; Gat's body.
"Hells breaking lose today." She told herself before putting on the fiberglass Johnny Gat head. "Oh yeah, I look good." She smirked through the helmet.
A sub machine gun rested neatly against her bed stand just screaming for The boss to pick it up.
"Come on baby, mommy needs money for new Shoes." She said to it like it was a living person as she pulled it into her arms caring for it like her own child.
The boss exited the hotel room to be greeted by wide-eyed guests. "Morning." She greeted them with a wave casually walking to the elevator with a gun resting over her shoulder, she could still feel eyes on her and she was right they were still staring at her.
"Children's party." She told them like it couldn't get more awkward.
The Elevator's light glowed green indicating that it made the floor, the door slide open in The boss's shock there was no one in it. "Thank God." She muttered under her breath stepping inside.
Meanwhile in the lobby, Johnny and Shaundi were being properly introduced to Josh by no other man but Birk himself. He told him stories about him and Pierce doing Japanese commercials for easy money and in return Shaundi briefed him about the things he should do and shouldn't in a brash manner.
The elevator opened letting the Leader of the saints out and letting Birk take a good look of her.
"Wait were robbing a bank dressed as ourselves?" Birk asked watching The boss making her way beside her second in command the man she was dressed as.
"Hell yeah, who doesn't wanna be Johnny Gat?"
"Ultra post-modernism, I love it." Birk smirked putting on his helmet.
"So what I'd tell you huh?" The boss whispered to Gat in her now manly voice thanks to the voice changer wrapped around her neck.
"I'm so fucking Excited! It's like Christmas but with more me." He replied to his boss cocking his gun.
One of the cubicles banged open to reveal an ombre haired hipster, half of her hair shaved and everything.
"You better stop talking to yourself before someone thinks your crazy." She told The boss as she approached the sink to wash her hands.
"Everyone already does." The boss informed the much shorter girl, crossing her arms at her.
"I have the answer to happiness." She told her with a smile on her face.
"Oh yeah, what is it?"
The brunette dug her pockets and brought out a pack of white pills. "Eat acid, see God."
The boss rested her hand on the sink putting her weight on it as she eyed the pills. "How much?" She asked ready to fork how much amount the girl would price or maybe take it and run.
"No charge, it looks like you need it more than I do."
Trap music pumped through the speakers in maximum volume but she didn't care she was to busy dancing like her life depended on it but at least she was having fun at that moment her worries left her body as she jumped along to the music.
All eyes on her but this time it was a good thing, how could they not stare at this beautiful woman dancing in the DJ's both sending the men a run for their money as they all ogle and drooled over her.
"FINALLY!" Shaundi made her way to her boss, the best friend she used to have like old times again, she was happy. She grabbed The boss's hand making their selves one with the music.
"Why aren't you always like this?"
"I don't know!" She shouted back at her with a giggle spinning Shaundi around enjoying the whistles and cheers from below.
"I NEED A DRINK!" Shaundi shouted at The boss. Tonight they're not Boss and Lieutenant they were just friends having fun.
"Yo!" The boss called the attention of the DJ who turned to look at her shortly, removing the headphones strapped neatly on his head. "What's up?" He asked still bopping his head to the music.
"She's thirsty." She gestured to the brunette beside her. The DJ raised his thumb and brought out his bottle of Jack then gestured for Shaundi to come closer. The boss took a hold of her friend and pushed her towards the man.
Shaundi parted her lips and closed her eyes anticipating the burn of the Whiskey in her mouth and soon enough it traveled down her throat. She opened her eyes and cheered the people below doing the same, like drinking was now a talent.
The boss peered her eyes at the crowd and took everything in for a second before turning to Shaundi. "I'm gonna go head down, my feet are starting to hurt. You okay being alone?"
Shaundi looked over to her shoulder and nodded. "I'll manage." She smirked. "I'm gonna look for a guy for you." She added not breaking from her dancing.
"Do that and I'm calling Birk." The boss teased a little too seriously.
Shaundi made a face and turned around putting all her attention back onto her sea of fans.
The blonde stepped back taking one last look at her lieutenant seeing in her state brought back memories like it was old times, the only thing missing were her dreads actually.
The boss then turned around looking down at the floor, bringing one foot forward at a time since whether she liked to admit it she was tipsy but then again it was pretty dark. She carefully climbed down the stairs immediately spotting Pierce at the bar with a dame in arm. It looked like he narrowed down his choice to one. The woman was statuesque, curvaceous with outstanding sun-kissed skin and a head full of golden brown locks, she was gorgeous.
She laughed at Pierce's joke and said something in her English accent. The boss shook her head smiling. "Wow Pierce snagged miss perfect." She told herself.
The boss brought out her phone and checked the time, little hand on three, big hand on six. She thought about going home like she had hit her fifties in the last minute, just wanting to sit down and take off her shoes.
"Hey." Another man approached The boss, she rolled her eyes then turned to look at him.
The man slightly towered her, he sported a dress shirt and some jeans, he had a physic of a male model and a face to match; scruff forming on his face and 'just got out of bed' hair.
"What is it pretty boy?" The boss asked taking in this man's looks.
"Come dance with me?" He asked her charmingly, inching forward.
She bit her lip shaking her head. He didn't wait for her to say a word and took her hand pulling her into him. The boss froze up as he touched her bare back like she was in her early-teens again, never been touched.
Maybe Shaundi was right, maybe she should let loose and just maybe take someone home tonight.
The boss pushed the man away and started to sway with the music again, her hips moved from side to side, her shoulders in and out and her hands wondering down her body.
She felt him pressing onto her back, trying to match her moves and she didn't mind at all. She stretched out and placed her hands on the base of his neck sending it up to his hair, tugging on it lightly. He dipped his head close to hers placing his lips on the side of her face gently biting her ear. His hands where on her hips, pulling her closer if it was possible.
A loud crash caught the attention of everybody and the source of it was Pierce. He still stood where The boss last saw him, the dame in his arms now behind him as a man dressed in head to toe white came face to face with Pierce looking like he wanted to rip his head off.
The boss pressed a hand on her dance partner. "My saints come first, sorry hun." She said and parted from him then pressed forward through the swarm of people standing still all watching the bar fight that was happening.
"God damn Pierce." She said under her breath as she pushed pass the last set of clubbers.
She now saw Pierce throwing punches at the man, doing a poor job at it probably had to drinks to many.
"What's happening here?" The boss asked calling the attention of this unknown man.
He turned around, an irritated expression on his face.
"Piss off, bird." He said to her. He also had an accent; English. It seemed like perhaps Pierce took an already taken woman now this man was talking to her like she was a fly invading his space.
The boss tilted her head slightly, giving him a un amused look sighing. "Can we just talk this out?" She smiled nicely not in the mood to fight, she couldn't even stand properly anymore.
"The men are talking sweetie." He waved her off and turned his full attention on Pierce who had a beer bottle in his hand and as soon as this English man turned around he smashed it on his head, quickly knocking him cold.
The boss then shrugged her shoulders and stepped over the man like he was just a pile of clothes on the floor. "Good Job." The boss said to his lieutenant taking an un-attended shot of tequila on the bar and gulped it down.
All of a sudden the Club grew silent, even more soundless when Pierce smashed a bottle on that mans head. Men wearing white stepped out of the crowd with anger masking their faces.
"What a bad time to be wasted." The boss groaned turning to pierce.
TO BE CONTINUED…
