I Kissed a Girl!

:.:Life can get a little crazy:.:


Report 1:

Erza and Ultear,

When I first entered The Academy I was immediatley captured by the the enemy and turned into their prisoner of war. They abused me mentally, physically, emtionally, socially, and any other type of "-ally" you can think of. They were always on my case like white on rice. Always watching my every move. Leaving me little to no wiggle room to actually start getting any type of connections with a majority of them. So, long story short, I haven't gotten any signs of having an alliance with the enemy. But what I can say is that I'm in the beginning stages of getting into their heads. I've started to display that I am not weak. And that I'm useful. And though I really am physically weak, it won't matter because my mental manipulation will compensate for that. I can already see the change that a little social defiance can give. I feel like I'm so close I can taste the rainbow. Either that, or all the beatings to the head has made me bonkers.

Well, anyways, I really hope hese guys will decide to be friends with me sooner or later. I mean, they did invite me to a party. So I know it's not too much of wishful thinking.

...Wish me luck out here. I'm gonna need it.

-Luce


It's funny how high school works. An all boys' high school at that. All it took was a couple of weeks after Lucy decided not to be at the bottom of the foodchain for Lee to start getting attention. A LOT of attention. Now, whether the attention was positive or negative, it was hard to decide.

Boys give out mixed signals. Arguably more than girls.

Sometimes they're laughing at Lee's newfound humor, and even bouncing off of his jokes. But then suddenly it somehow turns into a roasting session, and Lee was the main entrée. It's kind-of-sort-of-almost-just-like how boys would act around Lucy when they had a crush on her. Except... the boys who had a crush on her were a lot less extreme.

So when Laxus (one of Lee's top tormentors-slash-adorers, and also, one of the most important people in this school, because his grandfather was its owner) walked up to Lee in the hallway after school to ask if he was comin' to his "crazy" party this weekend, Lee was dumbfounded and wondered if it were a joke or not. He stayed silent.

Laxus nudged Lee with his elbow. "Plenty of girls are gonna be there, you know. Here's where it'll be." He hands Lee a small crumpled piece of paper. "Be there."

Then he was gone. Just like that.

Later that day, Lee found out that Natsu and Gray already knew about it and were already trying to find girls to bring. They asked Lee if he had a girlfriend (Lee didn't know why they did, though, because he was sure they already knew the answer) and he, of course, said no. They asked him if he was planning on bringing a date, and he said no again.

The conversation ended after that, and Gray and Natsu continued on with what they where talking about.


On Friday, word had fully spread about the party throughout the whole school. Everyone was talking about it.

Everyone except Lee.

You see, when Laxus said that plenty of girls would be there, the talk about the party really only consisted of how hard all the boys would bang each and every one of those said girls. It was very awkward for her to hear some of the graphic things (in explicit detail) that the boys said they would do to girls that Lucy just may know. Lucy's only been to a handful of high school parties (mostly because she despises hangovers), but none of them have been as extravagant and popular as this one.

It made her scared.

What if all the attention Lee was getting backfired? What if they played a terrible prank on Lee and slipped something in his drink. Lee blacks out and wakes up to realize that he's somewhere in South America? Or in China? Or in the African Savannah?

With the mixed feelings all these boys are giving Lee, it's not an impossible situation!

But... if Lee didn't go, he'd be back at square one for missing the party of the year. All of Lee's precious progression would mean nothing! What would Erza and Ultear do to Lucy if she fails her mission? What if they get that weird guy, Gajeel, to kidnap her again and she passes out and wakes up to realize that she's somewhere in South America? Or in China? Or in the African Savannah?

In either situation, she'd end up in a foreign place...

So, with that thought in mind, Lee just decided to suck it up and continue on with his mission.

Some sacrifices, like having the knowledge of where he would wake up in the morning, would have to be made.

Plus, he could always just not drink whatever the party is serving, and deny any drinks that people may offer him. Simple as that.


Natsu, Gray, and Lee walk up to the house-party, dressed in stylish clothing fit for a party. (Thank God Erza and Ultear knew the exact type of clothing that would be suitable for these types of things so that Lucy wouldn't have to worry about it.) They made it to the party early enough that everyone was still inside or in the backyard and hadn't spilled out into the front yard. But late enough that the house was filled and the vibe was live.

Gray opened the door and revealed what was behind it:

Girls.

Girls.

And more girls.

Lee had to admit, it was a sight for sore eyes. Seeing real live girls was refreshing, rather than Lucy looking at pictures of some of her old friends. But, almost all these girls were half naked, so refreshing time was over and slightly awkward time was back.

Everyone was dancing to the music, which was so loud that it felt like the bass line was Lee's own heartbeat. There was grinding, twerking, swaying, tripping and falling over, and many other unspeakable dance-moves.

Colorful, blinking, and spinning strobe lights were the only things that lit up the house. Everything else that wasn't being touched the light was dark.

During Lee's examination of the place, he lost track of where Natsu and Gray went. Maybe they went to go find those girls that they were talking about. Whatever.

That was when he bumped into Loke.

"Oh... U-uhm..." Lee stammered. "Hey, man."

"Hey, Lee. I didn't think I'd see you here tonight," Loke replied.

Lee shrugged. "How could I miss this?"

"Yeah, I guess you're right. But you don't look like you're having much fun."

Lee laughed nervously. "Of course I'm having fun!" He began bobbing his head to the music and smiled.

Loke rolled his eyes. "Of course you are." He lifted up his cup, intending to hand it to Lee. "Wanna drink?"

"Uh... No." Lee shook his head. "I'm good. I don't drink, anyways."

"Don't worry, it's just fruit punch," he spoke in Lee's ear over the music. Lucy inwardly melted. "I don't drink, either, so I brought some of my own stuff, you know?"

It sounded kind of odd that Loke would bring his own drink to a party, but for some reason Lee didn't question it. He trusted Loke. So he shrugged and accepted the cup and began to slowly sip it. It tasted like normal fruit punch, but it was fizzy. Almost like it was mixed with club soda, but with a tart taste.

Damn these boys and their mixed signals.

"Fuck my fucking life, I fell for it..." Lee thinks.

Because that's when the blurry lines began to fill Lee's eyes.

And the dizziness set in.

And a sudden happiness began to make Lee feel invincible.

And where Lee's memory of that night stopped.


I am so sorry this took forever to be updated, guys :(

But at least ere's some spiciness in this chapter~ :)


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