Alright, I lied

Here you go! The "last" chapter.

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Sakura Sensei:

Sidetracked!

Lesson 3

Shiori and her two team members were busy setting up markers for the first outdoor test of their chunin exams in two days. A duty in which their sensei happily volunteered for them to do.

That was about the moment when it happened...

Shiori was busy struggling with a heavy post, Naoto aiding her, while their surly team mate was looking at the sky and the darkening clouds. The white-haired girl suddenly growled at Tatsuya, then glared murderously at a new chip in her nails. "Stop being difficult and help! No, my manicure!"

She and Naoto lost footing on the post and nearly dropped the wood upon their toes, cursing and muttering all the way. Their sensei knew that the three of them would have had no problem putting up the posts, but she hadn't put into account Tatsuya's fine attitude towards the duty.

The broody boy snarled bad temperedly and plopped himself down onto the ground, plucking a weed. "I hate her when she forces us to do meaningless chores." He stuck the plant between his teeth and lied back upon the grass, trying his best to ignore the grunts and struggles of his teammates.

What was it to him that they wanted to be goodie-goodies and listen to Haruno's every word? Nothing that's what

A large bit of scuffling began and Shiori's shocked yip rang over the clearing in alarm, and Naoto's shout of worry. Tatsuya bounded to his feet to help, knowing they'd lost grip on the post, but once his eyes met the scene, he froze and gazed up at the tall man before them.

The stranger's hand was out, gripping the wood and halting its previous fall upon Shiori; saving her life.

She was sitting back on her butt, ugly black clothes dusty and disheveled, as she stared in awe at the fathomless eyes of her savior. "Th-thank you sir…"

Without a word his eyes wandered the three of them. Sakura's team…what a bunch a weird looking kids.

"Hey," he said suddenly, and they all got a little more alert. "Where is your sensei?"

"Oh!" Shiori brightened at the prospect of becoming a match-maker, per say, and jumped to her feet, ignoring the heavy post inches from her head, in which the handsome stranger had yet to drop.

"Well, sir, Sakura-sensei had some errands to run, but I think she went to the hokage's tower."

"Hn." The man said and turned around, pushing the post away from the three kids and walked away, leaving the three kids to chatter and argue about who he was.

"He looks familiar…" Tatsyua muttered.

"Yes, I agree." Naoto said and scratched his own pale hair.

"He's hot, and he was looking for Sakura-sensei! She's so lucky. Ooh! Think about their babies!? I could be their-"

"God just shut up, Shiori."

"Tatsuya shut the he-

"I hope you were going to say heck…"

All three of the genin spun around and looked up to their glowing sensei, smirking and looking at their work. "Not bad, seeing as I factored in the bickering I'm sure you had." Her light hair caught in the wind and framed her face as she surveyed her students.

Shiori smiled and stood. "Sakura sensei, a man came looking for you!"

"A man eh? Not from the village?" the pink-haired kunoichi asked and looked calmly down at her student, not at all concerned. "You didn't know them did you?"

"No, but he was sooo hot!"

"Hmm…" she murmured and looked over to Tatsyua. "What did he look like."

"Black hair that looked like a chicken's butt in the back, dark eyes, and he was super tall."

"Oh…" she breathed and looked around, hoping to catch a glimpse. "And….where did this man go?"

"Back to the village sensei. We sent him to the hokage."

Sakura nearly slapped her forehead. "Shit…"

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"Well, are you happy now, teme? I think this is a great punishment!"

"With a stupid punishment like this I wonder how anyone respects you a true hokage."

Naruto was looking flabbergasted that his best friend from his younger years casually entered his office, secretly saving him man from a mountain of paperwork on the desk. He'd previously been mumbling about being forced to eat instant ramen in a cup and burning his finger on the hot kettle of water when the door was burst open with Anko holding Sasuke Uchiha in a death lock and Genma trailing after. But now he had a distraction; finally!

"What the hell, teme? I'm the best hokage ever!"

Sasuke sighed, just glad that the bitch Anko had left the room after Naruto's unusual punishment. "It's all over, Naruto…all of it." The Uchiha's words made him sound so much older.

The blonde hokage looked serious; grim. "You know, Sasuke, what you did was the most selfish thing I've ever seen anyone do…"

The dark man slouched in the chair shifted uncomfortably, but did not deny a thing. "I understand that…it was necessary, but regrettable."

"Regrettable!?"

Sasuke sighed and looked up at his old friend. "Naruto, I don't care what happens to my life anymore. Just change my damn sentence and make it easier."

"Liar…"

The Uchiha's eyes snapped up and glared. "What?"

Naruto was actually smiling as he continued. "Teme, I called you a liar, because Sakura told me she ran into you at a fair two months ago, and well, I called you a liar because there is no way in hell you would want to die now."

"And why is that?" Sasuke snarled.

"Well, ya see…"

"Naruto!"

The two men turned and saw Sakura, looking fresh and absolutly sexy in the impossibly high black shorts, boots that made her legs seem creamier than ever, and a black fishnet top with a small red jacket covering her special bits. She was perched on the ledge of the window, pouting angrily, when she snapped at the hokage himself. "What were you just going to say, Naruto?"

"Ah, uh, nothing Sakura-chan! Ha ha! Just, uh, telling Sasuke about the awesome noddles the ramen stand has. Oh yeah!"

Sasuke rolled his eyes and looked over to Sakura, who seemed relieved but for more reasons than one. "Good." she muttered and lifted her eyes to meet his own smolderingly dark ones. They seemed to promise her many carnel delights...

Sasuke noticed she was sporting a heady blush and when she smiled slyly, he knew she was about to save him for this place and take him somewhere they could be alone.

"Hey Naruto, I'm going to get Sasuke a place to sleep if you don't need him anymore. He needs rest."

" But I wanted him to get me ramen!"

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The door nearly snapped under the pressure as Sasuke slammed her back into the wood, assaulting her mouth with his own. Bruising, painful, possessive…Loving.

Her mind was reeling, her blood was rushing and her heart was soaring as he pulled her quickly to her bedroom, holding her in his arms with ease. He crossed the threshold of the room and tossed her onto the bed roughly.

By the time she turned around he already had his haori off and was untying that abominable purple rope from his waist.

"Sasuke I need to get you some new clothes." She breathed as his eyes roamed her slim body. She was glad she'd worn the tiny shorts today…

"Hn." He muttered and pressed her down onto the mattress, his knee forcing her legs apart as he laid his weight upon her. His lips roamed her neck gently, his hands ran up her sides, capturing her breasts in his hands. He swore they were even bigger than before…

Without much time passed, they were both naked and rolling around; kissing, nipping, hands exploring. Suddenly he positioned them both and thrusted up, planting his member deep within her ready core.

She shrieked with shock and delight as Sasuke growled against her neck with lust and excitement. He began to ride her, beginning the steady climb to both of their ecstasies. Her hips bucked up to meet his every thrust, his hot breath and quiet moans making her go nearly insane.

"Sasuke…more." She whispered the plea so softly, he could in no way refuse her request.

He sat up straight and grasped her hips roughly, lifting her bottom off the bed, and positioning his throbbing member deeper into her core. She cried out with delight as he began to move faster, harder for her.

"God Sakura, I missed you."

Her heart filled so quickly at his words she had a feeling it would burst then realized she was nearing her climax. Sasuke too felt that familiar rise, those elusive hot waves of slight pain and incredible pleasure. "Aa, S-Sakura!"

She felt the peak of her climax coming and she began to frantically piston her hips onto him. "Oh my god!"

With a few more heady thrusts they both reached their shattering climaxes and shuddered with the after effects. He was sure not to crush her when he collapsed, but he stayed where he was for a while.

The minutes went by, both of them reveling in each other, enjoying the after-sex bonding that all couples enjoyed.

"Sasuke…?"

"Hn." He mumbled, nearing sleep.

"What Naruto was about to tell you earlier about me was…well." She sat up to look at him, but his eyes we closed. "Sasuke, I'm pregnant."

His breathing stopped and his body went rigid, which instantly worried her. "Sasuke?"

I impregnated her?…She wants to kill me.

He opened his eyes at looked at Sakura's, watched when they slowly filled with tears as she looked at her fingers gripping the sheet. He immediately grabbed her arms pulling her close as his hands roaming down to her waist and stopped gently upon her abdomen.

"Are you sure?"

Sakura looked up, nodded. "Positive. Tsunade sensei was furious."

Sasuke took a deep breath and waited for the worst, but it never came. He felt her arms come around him and her head burrow into his arm and shoulder. "Sasuke, are you happy about this?"

He had to think about her question for a moment. Was it not his dream to renew his clan name and make a family for himself? But, the only downside was….no time to spend with just the two of them. Ah, who gives a fuck…

"I am, Sakura. I'm glad you're carrying my child. Proud of it…"

Her smile was so radiant, he felt his soul lighten just a tad. She was gorgeous like this. It was then a revelation came over him. No wonder her boobs seemed bigger…its because they were. He turned his face into the pillow and smirked evilly at the knowledge.

"Good." She muttered, satisfactorily, and pushed him fully onto his back to straddle him. "So how did it go? The punishment and all? Naruto didn't seem angry with you. In fact, he looked happy."

Sasuke growled as he closed his eyes. "That bastard sentenced me as his ramen-runner. I've got to be there everyday until he leaves to get him all his six meals."

To Sakura's credit, she only burst into uncontrollable laughter about five seconds later…

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Two weeks later, Sasuke was standing beside Naruto as the genin teams lined up before their sensei's, waiting to face the other teams when the board finally divvied out their names.

"You didn't have to be here Naruto." Kakashi said as he stood, awaiting his duty to begin as proctor. "

"But I wanted to see all the genin fight to become chunin."

Sasuke smirked at Naruto's words, though still annoyed he had to hold that bastard's ramen all the time. Over the past two weeks, the people of Konoha were re-introduced to the last remaining Uchiha, soon to be one of three. Sakura, himself, and their baby. The thought made him proud.

But the citizens and shinobi were steadily getting used to him and even the rookie nine welcomed him back, mostly because of Sakura's threat to knock them out if they caused any trouble.

Life was looking up for Sasuke Uchiha…

He had just seen his baby on the ultrasound that Tsunade had been conducted for the check up, and Sakura was beginning to show a little telltale bump that was their healthy, growing child. Less than six months to go…

Sasuke sought his lovers eyes within the group of genin and jounin and she had looked up to meet them, smiling slyly. This was a proud day for her…

He noticed Shiori hop around on her tall black sandals, getting herself pumped. He had come to know her as cheerful, quick to snap with anger, and she loved to wear the gaudiest, most ugly clothes ever to be worn on by year old girl. She was a…character.

"Come on, come on!" she hollered and howled with delight. "Pick me!"

Tatsuya looked bored, and Sasuke was loath to admit, the kid reminded him of himself when he was younger. He just hoped this boy had more sense that he did…

"You won't become a chunin today anyways."

"Oh, you little─! Sakura Sensei!"

"Don't worry, Shiori, I have complete faith in you." Naoto, the incredibly relaxed one said. He looked and acted suspiciously like Kakashi. Hm…

A gong suddenly rang out and, finally, the long awaited chunin exams began. Sakura didn't let her eyes stray from her students as each one was called forward and she bit her nails from behind the railing as Tsunade stood beside her. "Relax. You've trained them well."

"I know…but only one of them can be chosen. I'm worried about any animosity they might have after this."

"We'll see." Tsunade said as they continued watching.

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Finally, with the last fight completed and the teams exhausted, everyone went home, bruised but happy. All three of her students made it into the third round.

As soon as she got them all home, Sakura met Sasuke on the rooftop of their new apartment, both happy for their time alone. "I missed you." She said and he scoffed as her arms surrounded his neck.

"You just saw me."

"Still." She said with a smirk as she shifted and snatched his hand, placed it on her stomach. Sasuke immediately felt a kick and his arm jerked, shocked at the feeling.

"What was that?! Is the baby alright?"

Sakura smiled lightly and kissed her fiancé, satisfied with everything in her life, glad she'd been sidetracked before and it all led up to this. Her greatest, most wonderful dream come reality. "Just your child playing."

Sasuke smirked, chuckled softly at his overreaction, and continued to rub her stomach, feeling his son or daughter kick to their heart's delight within his lover's womb. "Fine by me." He mumbled and pulled her face to his, kissing her passionately. Life couldn't get any better…