Heated Debate!


akuhime-chan: You know what? Forget the formalities. I'm just going to update whenever I get the chance.

Rukia: So how often do you think you will get the chance?

akuhime-chan: I don't know, like, every day?

Hitsugaya: You better not, or you'll never have time to update anything else.

akuhime-chan: That's true... But for the time being, updating this is too much fun. I'll manage somehow...

L: Don't worry, akuhime-chan! I am good at multitasking! I can do this and Eternal Night at the same time!

Orihime: He can also sleep and watch TV at the same time.

akuhime-chan: Cool! Like an old man!

Ulquiorra: Let's not put me in the hospital this episode, okay?

xxVizardxxRukiaxx:

Hehe~ Wow, now that's something right there! Ah, you forgot the parrot I belive now, but otherwise, I didn't think you could almost pull it off! (Almost, lol.)

The army is going to be thanking you! But unfortunately some of our members are.. *ahem* missapearing, hm. I wonder I fL can find them, LOL. But I do have a few freinds I can force to review and of cource the Btw, Poor Ullqi-chan, xD.

Light.. Hm.. How bout we get Ryuk on here instead, much more entertaining, yes? But having light would be.. Amusing. Oh course that means you must even it out again with a Bleach member too. Hm, How bout we let someone else decide that, ne? (haha~ Candy coated apples.. xD)

Seriously, give the poor guy some frikkin cake! He can actually die from not having enough sugar in a day ya know! And It's a holliday! And Be nice or I will be force to go Bankai on you bakas. (lol~)

akuhime-chan: What? We put in a parrot! Ulqui-chan chased it into the bushes, remember?

Orihime: That's how he got the stitches, right?

Ulquiorra: You're lucky I didn't press charges.

L: Alright! More cake!

Ryuk: Did someone mention apples?

all: -gasp-

Orihime: Wh-Who are you? Are you Ryuk?

L: I didn't meet him in the series...

Ulquiorra: That's because you were dead.

akuhime-chan: I have apple cake... I was going to give it to L but...

Ryuk: -laughs- You can't deny me. I am a shinigami, after all.

L: My cake... -sobs-

Rukia: Don't worry, L. We have tons of other cakes you can have!

Essence Of Hollow:

Hm.. after being forced against my will.. by a woman who shall remain nameless, I have't to read this and give my review..

(-After-)

ROFL! xDxDxD
You guys are f**king geniuses!
Then again, L shall be L.
HAHAHA xD Yaoi fan girls must be luving this! xDxD
The HitsuRuki part.. Hm.. Well the army shall be happy.. whatever that means..
Haha, so you take challanges? Ah, I have one:

YOU MUST PUT: GODZILLA (Or however the F* you spell it.) IN YOUR NEXT CHAPTER.

*nodds somnenly* Good luck my freind. *Leaves in stolen T-Shirt saying "YOU SUCK"*

Orihime: So she forced you, huh? That's not very nice. Oh, well. It all worked out in the end, right, akuhime-chan?

akuhime-chan: Why you... I was wondering where that went!! You stole it?!

Hitsugaya: We made the fans happy, that's what counts, right?

akuhime-chan: NO!!! This morning, I couldn't find it so I had to wear a Spongebob shirt!

L: You poor girl. No one should have to go through that...

Ulquiorra: Having to walk around with that horrible thing smiling at you all day... I almost feel sorry for you...

abyrn:

wow...that was absolutely mind boggling. at some point L should get a hold of that magic marker you used to write on his jeans, and start adding to ulquiorra's tear marks. Why are we being so mean to Ulqui-chan in this fic?

Ulquiorra: What does it say?

akuhime-chan: Uhh...nothing! Hey, you look kind of thirsty! Here, have a glass of water!

Ulquiorra: I do not see the point, but oh well... -drinks- Hey, is it just me, or is the room spinning...? -collapses-

L: A sleeping pill?

akuhime-chan: Yup. He'll be out for a few hours. -tosses him the marker- Here. Knock yourself out.

L: Awesome! I think they need more volume...

Orihime: I want to help, too!


akuhime-chan: By the way, xxVizardxxRukiaxx, when you said "be nice," did you mean be nice to L-san, or be nice to everyone?

Ulquiorra: Ow... My head...

akuhime-chan, Rukia, Orihime, and Ryuk: -snicker-

Ulquiorra: What's so funny?

Hitsugaya: Looking good there, Ulqui-chan.

Ulquiorra: Huh?

Ryuk: -holds up a mirror-

Ulquiorra: GAAAAH!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY FACE?!!!

akuhime-chan: "We" have done nothing.

Ryuk: It was all L and Orihime.

Ulquiorra: L?!! I knew he was nothing but trash!! Where is he?!!!

akuhime-chan: L has wisely chosen this moment to go help xxVizardxxRukiaxx find her missing club members.

Orihime: Don't forget to vote in the poll--

Rukia: --read the Eternal Night series--

Ryuk: --and always, always, ALWAYS review!

akuhime-chan: Next chapter: Godzilla!