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Okay, I only received two reviews for the last chapter but nine for the first so I'm a bit confused about the obvious difference, on the bright side I did receive five story alerts and three favorite stories. So on with chapter three, and please feel free to leave a review, they make me smileā¦and write faster.
20 Things That Would Make Hermione Have An Anxiety Attack.
Hide her copy of Hogwarts: A History
Tell her you just saw Ron snogging Lavender in the corridor
Forge her OWL scores to read all T's
Take away her prefects badge and give it to Lavender Brown
Tell her you just heard Ron and Harry talking about dropping out of school to pursue professional Quidditch careers
Kidnap Crookshanks
Forge a letter from McGonagall saying that she has to take Divination
Set Cornish Pixies lose in the Hogwarts Library
Switch her Prefect Badge with a Slytherins
Send her fake love notes from Crabb and/or Goyle
Send her a letter addressed from the Ministry of Magic stating that she is adopted and that her real father is Lucius Malfoy
Bribe Fred or George to Polyjuice themselves as Professor Snape, and then snog Hermione in the middle of the Great Hall
Switch her homework with Neville's
Buy her a broom for her birthday
Have the Hogwarts House elf's tell he that all the hats she knitted were donated to The Society for the Preservation of a Pure-Blood Society
Charm her school books so that every single line on every single page reads: Quidditch Rocks!
Make flying a core subject
Charm a banner to fly over her head that flashes the words: I like snarky men who wear black!
Hex her teeth back their original beaver size
Charm her prefect badge to read dumbest witch of her age.
A/N: So there's chapter three. Any suggestion as to who I should do next?
