Hi everybody!!! Yeah, writers block isn't fun, so im sorry if it's bad, it's the first thing that popped into the empty skull I call a brain…my brother's he's helping me write again…

Disclaimer: I only own the few packages of Ramen my brother didn't eat yesterday, nothing else in this story.


Chapter 3: Dublith

Naruto: Hey what are you peoples' names?

Greed: Well, I'm Greed, this is Marta, Dorochet, Roa, Bido, Kimbley, and the others don't really care what you call them…

Naruto: So, what do you do for fun around here?

Greed: Uh... Nothing really… we just kinda entertain each other

Naruto: Ok, Im really bored; can you maybe show me around the city?

Greed: No

Naruto: Why not?

Greed: Because I don't take orders from some bratty, lost little kid.

Naruto: Ok, could you maybe help me find my friend…

Greed: Who's your friend?

Naruto: Her name is Hinata Hyuuga, does that mean you will help?

Greed: I guess I could try, if it'll make you shut up…

Naruto: (stomach growls loudly) Do you have any Ramen?

Greed: Ramen?

Naruto: (gasps and falls over unconscious)

Dorochet: (pulls a stick out of nowhere and starts poking Naruto's head with it) Is he ok?

Naruto: (comes back to consciousness) HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW WHAT RAMEN IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Greed: Pretty easily, because I've never heard of it…

Naruto: OK, well I will have to find you some and let you try it!!! Where's the nearest store/market!! (Yes Naruto actually said the 'slash' while talking here)

Dorochet: You could go could go to the Curtis' Butcher Shop…

Naruto: What will I do there? I'm looking for ramen, not meat!

Dorochet: I dunno, you could ask them for help…

Naruto: Then what are we waiting for?

Dorochet: What do you mean, 'we'?

Naruto: You're coming along, too, right?

Dorochet: Not if I don't have to.

Greed: I'll go; I have nothing better to do.

Marta: Yeah, I guess I'll go too.

Roa: Me, too.

Kimbley: No, thanks

Bido: Yeah, me either…

Dorochet: DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE WITH THESE 2!!!! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE!! (Gives huge puppy eyes!!)

Greed: Ok, you're the one who said you didn't want to go…

Naruto: Sometime today people!!!

Greed: Fine let's go

-Everybody except Kimbley and Bido follows Greed out the door into the heart of Dublith-

Greed: So, Mr. Genius-doggy-boy, where do we go now?

Dorochet: Turn left at this next corner…

Greed: How do you know that?!

Dorochet: Before I joined the military and got stuck in Lab 5, I lived here in Dublith… so did Marta…

Greed: (Looks at Marta) He's joking right?

Marta: Nope, him and I were best friends until I moved to Central

Greed: Wow… I had no clue

Marta: (under her breath) yeah well ur an idiot

Greed: What was that Marta?

Marta: Nothing…

Naruto: So how much farther is it Dorochet?

Dorochet: Were here!

Naruto: Oh… (Looks at meat shop in front of him)

Greed: What are you waiting for?

Naruto: That kid in there, with the red hair, standing next to the girl with green hair and the one with the black hair… Have you ever seen him before?

Greed: No, y, have you?

Naruto: Yes…I think his name is Gaara

-To be continued-


Haha, so happy, nuther chappie done!!! I would like to give NoaEdsLover some credit; she helped me with the Gaara part. Marta didn't really mean what she said '(under her breath) yeah well ur an idiot'; she was just getting annoyed with Greed's obliviousness. Plz R&R!!