Hey wuz up my fellow fangirlzzz
Well i decided to update today and maybe tomorrow I'm not sure yet...well..hehe..i hope all you Jack fangirls like this chapter!
Disclamier-i dont own Gilmore Girls or Hannah Montanna or Johnny Depp (Damn it damn it damn it) or the movie chocolate! i swear so get the knife away from me! (Jk)
Heck lets make this chapter dedicated to Johnny Depp for always being there for his fans and saving that little girl in the coma, God Bless You Johnny you are truly amazing!
WE LOVE YOU JOHNNY! (even thou he prob will NEVER see this)
Hayleydepp9449: Wow, these last Two weeks have been great but now lets get on over to the pirates and she what they are up too!
camera shoots to the pirates who are in the living room flipping channels and bored to death
Will: What you guys wanna do today?
Elizabeth: I don't know? What you guys wanna do today…
Barbossa: shut up! I'm trying to watch Gilmore Girls
Pirates stare at him
Barbossa: -changes the channel quickly and looks innocent- he-he-he
Norry: Oh my Gosh!
Elizabeth: -alarmed- what, has jack burned down the house yet?
Norry: Hannah Montanna is on…."everybody makes mistakes"
Jack: "everybody has those days" -starts to dance like hannah montanna-
all the pirates look at jack with there mouths wide and i mean chin dropped everything open
Jack: Er…um….I'm Going to go plunder the kitchen!
Jack walks out of the living room very fast
Will: wow….I'm worried about Jack.
Elizabeth: lets find something on tv.
pirates nod in agreement
Elizabeth: Hey look Grey's Anatomy is on its real good drama and and people on that show get killed almost everyday and uhh good romance, yeah..Plus the all soo hot Patrick Dempsey is in it!
Norry:Not as hot as Johnny Depp thou!
Elizabeth: Oh yeah Johnny has the looks of a God he also resembles Jack a little!
Will: Heyyy, i thought i was your one and only!
Elizabeth: Yeah whatever
Barbossa: Oh wow...-looks at norry-
Jack:-calls from the kitchen- hey people, where is all the rum?
Elizabeth: there is no rum….
Norry: oh god, here it comes!
Jack: WHAT -runs into the living room sliding across the floor and runs into the wall-
Barbossa: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Will: Sorry Jack, No rum -looks at jack pitifuly-
Jack: -lays down and whimpers- no…rum?
Elizabeth: Jack, stop being such a baby!
Jack: SHUT IT! Ok since there is no rum, I will find something else!
runs to the kitchen
Will: good luck with that!
Norry: Oh gosh and speaking of Johnny there he is in Chocolat...He is so cute, his cheekbones are his best feature
Will: Norry, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
Elizabeth: He's is so hot eating that chocolate and playing the guitar i swear! -grabs the couch arm-
Jack stumbles into the room with chocolate all over his face
Jack: This is scrumpdiddlyumpcious, what is it called?
Norry: he stole my WORD!
Barbossa: -rolls eyes- Chocolate, Jack, Chocolate
Jack: Well what is this urge in me, it makes me wanna run up the walls!
Elizabeth: Its called a sugar rush and I think you have had one too many chocolate bars -tries to take candy bars away from jack-
Jack: -hisses at Elizabeth- NEVER, NEVER -looks around the room and then runs away-
Will: WOW
Norry: that was funny!
Elizabeth: he hissed at me, he hissed at me, Pirate Ki-
Barbossa: oh shut it will ye
Will: THANK YOU
Elizabeth: fine -sulk's in corner-
Voice: I feel FREE!
Will: WTF was that?
The pirates look outside and see Jack…
Elizabeth: Streaking, Jack Sparrow is Bare NAKED!
Will: I'm BLIND
Norry: -squee- I will go get the camera!
They all stare as norry runs off
Barbossa: we gotta get that boy some help!
They turn there attention to jack who is now being chased by the cops
Jack: mwhahaha your never catch me
Cop: Mr.Sparrow you cant do this!
Jack: I will too watch me and you forgot the captain part!
Cop 2: CAPTAIN SPARROW, Please get some clothes on or i will be forced to send you to jail.
The cops get tired of chasing after him 2 hrs and the pirates pulled up a couple of chairs and pop some popcorn while norry takes pictures
Norry: ohh these are so going on myspace!
Jack: -does that sexy gesture with his hands- Alas, this would be the day you ALMOST caught CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW and his friend Bobby, the squirrel!
Barbossa: wait- where did the squirrel come in at!
Elizabeth: I really don't know-Oh my look!
Jack is seen still naked holding a vine and at the top of a tree
Jack: Come on bobby jump on me back we shall swing like we never have before.. '' Jack, Jack, Jack of the Caribbean, sexy as he can be!"
Jack swings as bobby jumps on his back and they make that monkey sound while in the air then suddenly…
Elizabeth: WATCH OUT FOR THAT TREE!
Barbossa: OUCH
Will: that had of hurt!
Elizabeth: Heyy guys dont Tell Jack, but i burnt all the rum...again -bites lower lip- i had to make room in the pantry for all my dieting bars...gosh..
Barbossa: So thats where it all went!
Norry:Those were yours i thought they where Barbossa's!
Barbossa glares at Norry
Will: jesus christ dont let Jack know!
Jack runs up to Elizabeth...yes..still naked..
Jack: You did WHAT WITH MY RUM!!
Norry: Run Elizabeth RUN!
Jack chases after her
Jack: oh no you dont, ocme back 'ere, are you trying to make my life hell you bloody wench!
Elizabeth: HELP ME, PLEASE
Will: I'm not in the mood, today!
Well i hope you guys enjoyed it! (looks back at story) oh my, even i have to say that was funny as heckkk!!
Thanks for the reviews i love em!
Peace, (Throws up peace sign)
Hayleydepp9449 has left to go mourn how she will never be with Johnny Depp!
