Hi all! I'm back. I wrote this a while ago, but for some reason I didn't post it. Odd. Well, anyway, hope ya like it!

Disclaimer: Still not my characters. Dang. =P

Chapter 3: The Birth of Frank

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TalkYourEarOff- hey Luna, hi Alice. how are ya?
EddieBoyIsGonnaFly- Thanks, Nudge. I see how it is. Just ignore me.
Shopaholic- Usually. I mean…what in the world can that be? *points outside*
TheWrackspurtsRGoing2GetU- Heya, Nudgey. Hmmm, I think you need a nickname. How bout… Frank?
TalkYourEarOff- Frank? Frank? why Frank?
TheWrackspurtsRGoing2GetU- well, you see… Nudgey rhymes with fudgy and fudgy and Frank both start with F's.
EddieBoyIsGonnaFly- There are a ton of names that start with f!
Shopaholic- ah, but Frank would be confusing to everyone else, since Nudge is in fact a girl. no one would see it coming!
TalkYourEarOff- I like it! brb!

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Shopaholic- so Edward, what did you and Rose do? Emmett is moping again.
EddieBoyIsGonnaFly- Where is he? I can't hear him. Hang on, where are you? I can't hear you either!
Shopaholic- you rely far too much on that gift. he's in the lake.
Shopaholic- oh, he is not happy with you. you should expect an act of revenge within the next week.
EddieBoyIsGonnaFly- You're not going to tell me what it is, are you?
Shopaholic- not a chance.

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Frank- Hello. My name is Frank. I am a magic, talking penguin. Who might you be?
ISeeDeadPeople- omfg! a talking penguin?! you are awesome! will you be my new best friend? you could come over to my house and we could play x-box and I could buy you your very own igloo. and we could go on walks together and sing songs! no one has ever seen a singing penguin before! can you sing? you can sing, can't you? please say you can sing! we could sing a duet. no one sings with me. not even Rose. and eat ice cream! do penguins like ice cream? what about shaved ice?
Frank- Ice cream is magnificent. Especially the grape kind. Shaved ice is good as well. I ate it all the time in Antarctica. Yes, I can sing. Quite wonderfully, I must add. I would love to be your…acquaintance. Perhaps we shall be friends in the far distant future. However, I would first require a name by which to call you.
ISeeDeadPeople- oh geez! I forgot to tell you my name! my name is Emmet Cullen. I am a vampire. but I do not eat people, I am a vegetarian.
Frank- A vegetarian vampire? What are you, Bunicula? Do you suck the moisture out of carrots?
Shopaholic- nope, he does not eat carrots. I would be careful around him.
EddieBoyIsGonnaFly- Oh, clever! Bunicula. I like that.
Frank- Ah, miss Alice! How might you be on this fine day?
Shopaholic- I'm stupendous!
Frank- It's always good to hear that a friend is doing well.
ISeeDeadPeople- WHAT! she's your friend but I can't be? you are a despicable penguin. hey, how are you typing anyway? your flipper wing things are too big to push the buttons on a keyboard.
Frank- I told you, sir. I am a magic talking penguin. I have the ability to control the computer with my mind, allowing me to say or do anything I want. I must only think it and it is done.
ISeeDeadPeople- that is sooo cool!
Frank- Well, it was nice to meet you, me new acquaintance Emmett. I hope to see my friends Alice and Edward again sometime in the very near future. Edward, as a sign of our friendship, would you change your screen name? Your current one is a bit…idiotic. Oh, and Alice dear, please tell Jasper that I miss him terribly. Farewell.

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ISeeDeadPeople- ARE YOU KIDDING ME? you both, along with Jasper, are friends with Frank? you've seen him in person? uurgh!

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EddieBoyIsGonnaFly- Hahahaha!
Shopaholic- ohman, that is just too funny. okay, I'll go tell Jazzy to play along. this will drive Emmett up the wall!

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EddieBoyIsGonnaFly- I wonder if such a creature exists…

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There you have it. Chapter 3, up and running. After only...a long time. Hope it was worth the wait.

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