A/N: And now on to the wish! (after these few scenes!)
Disclaimer, the following contains less blood but more awkward situations and is a lot longer than the previous chapter.
Chapter 3: When You Wish Upon A Blue Moon
***The scene picks up in his room a half an hour after the morphine injection. Tai wakes up feeling sluggish but also buzzed. **
"Whhhatttzzz wrong wit mey?" A very sluggish Tai pondered.
Though Tai didn't know it, he was actually buzzed. The reason behind this was that although he didn't drink the sake earlier, he DID however absorb it through the cuts on his feet when he stepped n the glass.
"I feal Ffuuunnnahy, whatz wit ma handz?"
As Tai looked down, he saw that both his hands were tied up with bandages. While all of his fingers were tied together, his thumbs were the least damaged and were still functional (to an extent). From a distance, it looked like he was wearing the kind of winter gloves that resembled boxing gloves.
"Lest I can use my thumbs." Tai said as he was slowly regaining motor control.
Not wasting any more time, Tai joined the party downstairs.
(Down Stairs)
As Tai descended the steps, he caught the attention of everyone, the wrong kind.
"Hey everyone how goes…"
"Wait shouldn't he resting?" Asked Ken.
"Or taking some remedies?" Joined Izzy.
"Or be off learning not to act all scary at a someone else's party?" Chimed Cody.
That last one did.
"Why you little shi…"
But before Tai could lunge, Matt intervened.
"WO WO WO GUYS WE DON'T NEED ANY MORE BLOODSHED HERE!"(to Joe) Yo Doc, is Tai in any condition to party?"
"(To Matt) Well seeing as to how the bandages are working and if he is careful, then yes can party."
(To Joe) "Thanks Doc."
"Please just call me Joe..."
"Anyway harden not your hearts but rather harded your fists as we rock this party!" - Matt announced.
(applause)
(guest resume partying to metal versions of Xmas music)
(To Tai) "See dude, I got it all covered."
(To Matt) "Thanks Matt, say where's Sora?"
"She got back awhile ago, but said she couldn't find help. She should be(looks at the guests) around here somewhere."
"I'll look for her."
"You sure Tai?"
"Yeah, you got a party to look after."
"Good point. Anyway if you need any help, just holla!"
"Will do."
That being said, Tai began his search.
The cabin was a freaking HUGE one. It was like an iceberg: 90% of it was hidden from the public eye. In fact it was so huge, it would make Saddam and his spoiled family weep. Tai searched high and low. Getting a little thirsty, he open a few Budweisers with his thumbs and drank them along the way. This kept going on until he had gotten excessively drunk. To the point where he started asking the same people over and over if they were Sora.
"AARE YOOU SORA?"
"I'm Ken".
"AARE YOOU SORA?"
"No I'm Yolie remember? YOLIE." (says this as she rubs her neck really hard from Sir Christopher Lee's love bite.)
"ARRREEEE YOOOOOOUUU SORA?"
"…." Said the Christmas tree.
"Saaaayyy are…."
"NO I'M KEN FOR THE 1OTH GODDAM TIME ALREADY!"
"Oh yeah I remembered when T.K. wiped the floor with you face not to long ago! I mean dude YOU WENT DOWN LIKE A BITCH!"
"YOU LITTLE SHIT!" (Ken punched Tai under the left eye)
(everyone gasps)
"KEN you promised no more fighting!" said Yolie. (still rubbing her neck)
"But Yolie…"
"Don't "But Yolie" me"(that rhyme was completely unintentional)
(Yolie grabs Ken by the ear)
"OWWIE OWWIE OWWIE!" Ken wailed while flailing his arms around like the characters from Adventure Time.
"I'M GONNA HAVE TO GIVE YOU A BIG TALK ABOUT NOT BEING AN EMPEROR ANY MORE." Roared Yolie as she dragged Ken by his ear in front of everyone.
"Damn." Was all Tai could say as he got up.
*Bathroom*
As Tai's search went on he made a quick pit stop at the bathroom. As Tai opened the door, he was greeted by an unusual image: T.K., tongue deep into Kari's face with her topless back up against the wall. Kari had both of her arms wrapped around the back of T.K.'s neck. T.K. had his right hand clasping Kari's left breast whilst the other hand was someplace else. The two lovebirds were locked into what most would consider an unbreakable embrace. Which unfortunately, was broken when Tai entered the scene.
"Kaaaarii isz that u?"
"TAI!" Yelped a blushing Kari as he shoved T.K. away and onto the toilet seat while frantically trying to find her bra to cover her B-cups.
"HEY." Said Tai.
T.K. was as terrified as a cowardly lawyer guy facing a T-rex(Jurassic Park reference). Though Kari consented, he was caught red handed fondling Tai's baby sister. With Matt nowhere to be seen, T.K. was at the mercy of Tai's wrath.
"T-t-t-Tai… I swear … on my parent's grave that I only acted with respect but am deeply ashamed as to what I have don…"
"MY BABY SIS IS ALL GROWN UP!" Tai said as he ran up, tackled, and gave Kari the biggest bear hug ever!(Which happened before Kari could properly conceal her breasts making the scene all the more mind scaring) To the point where she was lifted off the ground!
"TAI MY BRA!" Kari shrieked as she felt her exposed nipples rub up against Tai's ice-cold jacket zippers.
"Oh yeah! (drops Kari onto the floor with a thud) You need to cover those up! $CUZ BABY ITZ COLD OUTSIDE!"$ (I don't have music notes on my computer)
As T.K. sat there, he reached for the door.
"PARK IT!" Barked Tai.
T.K. obliged.
Tai then faced T.K. with Kari looking.
(To T.K.)"I know I was hostile twords you earlier but it was cuz I was looken out fer Kari. You see, I love Kari. Shez ma little princesz an' she means da world to me. I want what's truly best fer her. I've seen how you twos look at one another, are there for each other and make each other happy. You two are abut to embark on a lifelong journey. What I'm tryin' to say is that you have my Blessing! But hede ma warnin': if you what as try to break her heart whether it be chasing some other girl, of pulling off some Ricky Martin…"
Tai pause, huffed, and regurgitated all over T.K.'S lap.
"HHHHRRRRRPPPPPPPTTTT!" (Wipes mouth) I'LL DO DAT!
(Flushes toilet and walks out)
(Kari rushes over to help T.K. get cleaned up.)
(Back at the party)
(to Joe) "Hey Joe, why arent's you eating pork like the rest of us?"
(To Tai) "Tai we've been through this."
"Wait are you allergic?"
"No."
"Are you vegan?"
"I'm eating chicken."
"I know! You like pork but pork don't like you!"
"NO TAI IT'S NOT KOSHER!"
"Wait you're Muslim?"
"JEWISH!"
"Oh Okay Den!"
"Tai What is wrong with you?! Mimi and I helped patched you up, don't you have the least bit of gratitude for what we've done?!"
"Wait a minute, wait just one minute…
(silence)
"… so you're a Jewish Jap? Hoews dat even possible?!"
(gasps plus a few laughs from the guests)
"FUCK OFF!"
"MASTER RACE!" Declared Tai.
With that, a Joe angrily stormed off with Mimi in hot pursuit.
"Don'tt worry everybooody, mimi will probably blow him laterz".
Upon hearing that, Mimi ran twords Tai and did the unthinkable, KICKED THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF HIS ASS! Things got so bad that Joe had to Pry her off to get her to stop.
*Balcony*
As Tai (still sore from his fight with Mimi, looked out into the night sky, he contemplated as to where Sora could possibly be. Could she be avoiding him, testing him or what?
"Hey Tai!" said Davis as he put his arm around Tai shoulder.
"Hey Davis look About earlier…"
"Don't mention it, I was the one who dropped the Sake glass after all."
"Ok, what's this all about?"
"What? Oh nothing, nothing really! Just one thing…"
"Go on..."
"Ah yes you see… I'm in a predicament and…"
"Kari has found someone."
"Wait what?!"
"She's taken."
"This can't be this JUST CAN'T BE!"
"Well it is."
"BU BU BUT WHO CAN I TURN TO NOW I MEAN REALLY WHO…"
"Hey Do you have a computer?"
"Yes."
"Does it have internet?"
"Yes."
"Problem solved!"
(Tai starts to walk away)
"BUT MY PARENTS HAVE PARENTAL LOCKS!"
"Use Izzy's computer."
As Tai was about to walk in, he saw a lonely figure walk towards him: It was Sora.
(cue happy music)
"SORA !"
"Tai!"
"I've been looking all over for you!"
"SAME HERE!"
(they embrace)
"Sora you're da most beautiful girl ever!"
"And you're the most handsome diplomat ever!"
(car crash sound music ends)
"Wait what?"
"I said you're the most hansom diplomat ever!" (Leans to kiss him again)
"WOWOWO(breaks away) did you just call me a diplomat?!"
"Yes."
(Tai gets pissed)
"Tai what's wrong?"
"WHAT'S WRONG WHAT'S WRONG? I'M A SOCER PLAYER!"
"Tai look we were younger then, and it was before the whole writer's thing."
"I WAS NUMBER 1! I COULD TAKE ON EVERYONE!"
"Tai?"
"I WAS INVINCIBLE, INVINSIBLE!"
"Tai?"
"FUCK THE WRITERS, FUCK THE GODDAM WRITERS!"
"Tai?"
"I REMEMBER WHEN WE WOULD MAKE SWEET MONKEY LOVE AT THE.."
"TAI!(Slaps Tai)"
"Ow"
"Sorry, look I want to spend the rest of my life with you but this isn't the way. You have to let go. To quote Tupac Shakur, "Life Goes ON."
And with that Sora went back to the party.
*Outside near the woods*
"GODDAMMIT! WHO DOES SORA THINK SHE IS?!"
(Imitates Sora)
"YOU NEED TO LET GO AND MOVE ON!"
"Yeah I know what she really means, TAI GROW A COCK!"
Throughout his life, whenever something went bad, Tai was told by many to grow a cock.
*Flash backs start *
"Daddy I'm scarred of my closet."
"TAI JUST GROW A COCK!"
"Coach I scrapped my knee!"
"TAI JUST GROW A COCK!"
"Teacher, this math problem is hard."
"TAI JUST GROW A COCK!"
"Mommy there's a Spider in my room!"
"TAI JUST GROW A COCK!"
"Hey Kari?"(Keep in mind this is when Tai and Kari are REALLY YOUNG like in the 1st Digimon Movie)
"Yes Tai?"
"I have this friend named "Fly"."
"Ok."
"And he loves this girl named "Soooooophia"."
"Right."
"Well Fly loves Sophia but is scared she'll say no. What should Fly do?"
"Well he should grow a cock."
"WHERE DID YOU HEAR THAT LANGUAGE?!"
"From Mom and Dad when you confessed your feeling for Sora to them."
"I'M DOING THE BEST I CAN!(Runs off and cries)"
"What was that?" Tai's parents asked?
"Just Tai growing a cock." Replied Kari.
"M'kay"
Flash Back ends *
"THAT FUCKING DOES IT! I'M SO GODDAMM TIRED OF SORA BEING ON HER PERIOD 24/7!" (Sees Shooting Star) "All my life people have been telling me to man up and grow a cock, but if Sora gets upset people say "Oh Its alright!"" But you know what? I wish that Sora would man up AND GROW A FUCKING COCK! THERE I SAID IT!"
"Wait what Tai?"
"I said Sora should skip some rock….(startled)
WAIT WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM?"
"I followed you."
"Then why didn't I hear you then?"
"You were ranting and raving about stuff."
"Oh."
"Anyway, it's getting late, we should head back M'kay?"
"M'kay."
With that they headed back.
*Tai's room*
Between the sex sounds coming from Joe/Mimi's room/ to the very shitty porno acting coming from Izzy's room, to even the whimpering, weird vampire words coming from Ken and Yolie's room, Tai had a hard time sleeping. Tai then thought about calculus and before you know it he was out like a candle.
*Tai's Dream Sequence*
Tai is flying through the Heavens blowing up Dark Masters as well as any cast member of the new Digimon shows with a trusty minigun that put Heavy Weapons Guy's gun Sasha to shame. Once all the blood was spilt, he was greeted by an angel version of Sora. Tai felt he had just died and gone to Heaven.
"Tai."
"Sora."
"Tai."
"Sora."
But just as the two embraced, Tai was ripped out of his fantasy by the most horrifying, bloodcurdling scream he ever heard, fake or real. The scream turned out to be Sora's it came from the bathroom.
To be Continued…
A/N: Oh yes… I went there!
Although Tai has made his wish, this story is just heating up! Expect more chapters soon! Thanks
