"There's just too many of us." Dean insisted.

"You're right." Sam agreed. "So you go do the research and…"

"No no no, we already broke into teams on this one. You and Dominic, me and Kayla. We got itching powder and joy buzzers that work, now the tooth fairy and some guy who's face 'got stuck that way', it's just a new level of weird. Get researching."

Kayla shrugged and looked to Sam. "I can do it by myself, it's really no big deal."

His face showed surrender and he grumbled quietly to himself. "Let's go man."

Dominic looked all too excited to be out doing something and he grinned on his way to the door. "See you guys later."

Dean's eyebrow raised as soon as the door shut behind them. "The time frame's not so bad right? Feels sneaky."

She laughed. "I'm pretty sure Sam knows."

"I can't help it he's a freak okay? Not my fault." He tossed the book aside.

Kayla smirked and gladly exchanged the laptop for the bed. She leaned over to kiss him and he quickly pulled her down. As their lips pressed together and he slid his hand to bottom of her shirt, there was a sudden thudding at the door.

"Research longer!" Dean yelled towards it. The knocking came again and he sighed. "Hold that thought." He looked through the peephole and didn't see anyone, he picked his gun up from the table as a precaution as he slowly opened the door. "What the…hell?"

She came up behind him and looked down at the creature on the porch. "Holy shit."

"Tell me that's not what I think it is."

"Things that kids believe…" She quoted him.

His voice went seriously monotone. "Kissing makes babies."

"And babies come from the stork." She added.

They looked in concealed shock at the large white bird standing in the doorway. In it's beak it held a white, squirming sheet.

"You've gotta be kidding me." He stepped back; he wasn't prepared for that one.

Kayla leaned forward to take the sheet.

"Don't touch it! Maybe it'll just…fly away."

"Dean." After she took the bundle the stork flew off and she shut the door again. With nervous caution, she unfolded the sheet and found herself staring face to face at an actual live infant. "Where do you think it came from?"

"I don't know but we gotta get it back." Dean answered nervously. He watched her lift the sheet so she could give the baby a sex.

"It's a boy. Look at his little chubby cheeks." She cooed and raised the baby closer to her face.

Dean could feel the color drain from his face and he sat heavily on the bed. Sam had better find something. Quickly.

"Damn they took the car." She got up and looked out the window; she could see the WalMart sign a couple blocks down the road. "We gotta go to the store."

His silence turned into subtle panic. "Why?"

"Calm down. Look, we're gonna figure this out but in the meantime this is a naked baby who's gonna get cold, hungry, and start dirtying this sheet."

He rubbed his eyes slowly, taking it all in. This is what he got for not thinking through all possible outcomes. Every current course of action ran through his head, along with what Kayla's reactions would be to whatever he suggested. He would go along with this, and pray that Sam found out what was causing it. "Okay let's go."

"Okay?" She sounded surprised.

"Kid's gotta eat." He grabbed his jacket and opened the door for her.

Dean didn't argue with anything she spent her money on, though his heart rate went up every time she put something in the cart. A couple bottles, formula, diapers, wipes…several sets of clothing (as she couldn't decide and didn't know how long he'd be around), and a small stuffed animal. He had to bite his tongue when she motioned to the car seat. God, a car seat in his Impala. There was an image he never thought of. She picked out each item carefully, all the while doting on and entertaining the tiny thing in her arms.

When they got back to the motel she had to set her mind off of Dean's continued silence and she diapered, dressed, and readied a bottle while he just looked on from the desk chair.

"You want to hold him?"

"No." He snapped quickly. He was a hunter, and a baby wasn't a rifle. Not nearly as durable.

She tried not to laugh and sat on the bed to give him the bottle. The little guy sucked it down eagerly and she couldn't help but smile.

Sam came through the door, stopping at the table to assess what he was seeing.

"Wow." Dominic threw out. "You guys work incredibly fast."

Dean's eyes hadn't left the bed where the baby was peacefully drinking its bottle. "We had a visit from the stork."

Dom cracked up laughing as Sam just shook his head in disbelief. "It's really…it's…"

"A baby." Kayla finished his sentence.

Sam walked over to get a better look, as if he didn't believe what he was seeing. The baby's eyes wandered to him briefly but returned to the bottle.

"So what'd you find?" Dean urged him.

"Well, we did find something." He laid a map on the table. "The tooth fairy attack was here, the pop rocks and coke here, then you've got itching powder, face freeze and joy buzzer all located within a two mile radius." He pointed out all the locations on the map.

"What's in the center?"

"Four acres of farmland and a house."

"You want us to check it out?" Dominic chimed in.

"No." He answered, but stopped himself. This was a big deal, whatever it was had to be pretty damn powerful and he didn't want to miss it. At the same time, because of how powerful it was Kayla should miss it, especially with a baby in tow. Then there was the issue of leaving her alone, vulnerable to attack. Great. He glanced between Sam and Dominic. "Me and Sam will go. You stay and watch out for them." The last thing he needed was Sam helping her out with baby duty; he couldn't decide who he trusted the least.

Dominic seemed satisfied with it. "Alright well, call if you need back up."

His instant agreement made Dean even more apprehensive about leaving them together. "Don't be using any of your emotion control crap either."

He smirked. "I wouldn't want to wake the baby."

The baby was now asleep in Kayla's arms and Dean leaned in to kiss her. "Call if you need anything, we'll be back soon."

Dominic watched them leave and saw Kayla put the baby in the center of one of the beds, then surround him with pillows like he was suddenly going to start rolling around. "So, a baby. Bet that wasn't on the menu." He smirked when she didn't answer. "Well besides that, you seem to be doing well. A lot better than the last time I saw you."

"Yeah," she shook her head. "Thank you, by the way. For not letting me be an idiot."

"No problem."

She glanced at the baby again, giving him another small smile before forcing herself to loosen her affection for him. Apocalypse. She didn't have time to sit out; she couldn't just wait at the hotel and leave the guys to the hunt.