Well, since I wrote chapter 6 of The Arrival, why not this one?
Anyways guys, Thank you for all the support that you have been giving on this story and others.
Also I have gotten a request from a reviewer on this story to put certain sketch in here, I cannot do that, but I can add a bonus chapter with ones Danny tried, but decided against them.
~Timeskip to Danny's act because I'm tired and I have Homework~
Danny cleared his throat and began his act for the night.
"Your whole life, there has always been that one creepy weird person somewhere in your life.
I guarantee it. That's just when we're little, then you finally grow up...
nunununununununununu
That's the sound of growing up...
Even now at your job there is a freak.
There is a weird guy at every job that makes you concernicus every time he's around.
The strange thing about it, it's the same guy at every single job you go to.
The audience began to laugh as he continued.
Right? He's there, you quit, you go to the new job and you're like:
Danny made his voice high pitched.
Oh my God isn't that the guy from the other job? That's the guy, the scary guy! Why am I talking in such a high voice? It's ridiculous. Makes no since!
I can describe the guy.
I can tell you right now.
I can list all the features of this guy.
First of all, he's not a fat guy.
He's not fat, you would never say "He's fat", but he is, shapes.
He's like an ameba, he's always a different, consistency, he's like a lava lamp type of individual.
Walks around very slowly.
Nobody talks to that guy.
You don't talk to that guy.
He's got the blueblocker glasses on, you'd never see his eyes.
He has a pocket with the whole jubilee of pens in case he has to write a lot.
And nobody talks to that guy. If youre in the break room with a couple of your friends.
You see him come morphing in out of your parrif
Second he comes in: Hey, do you guys want to get the heck out of the break room?!
Lets go on the roof and break dance!
Lets go behind the vending machiene, can somebody... pull the machiene up so i can go behind here? MOVE THE MACHIENE PLEASE! PLEAAAAAAASE!?
Nobody talks to that guy, but let me tell you something. Any job I've ever had in my life, I talk to that guy.
I would talk to him, and find him on purpose. Have little chit-chats with him.
I would be very interested.
I'd be like by the way, heres a Snickers, thats for you. Peanuts, Caramel, put it in your mouth, enjoy it!
You know why I talk to that guy?
Cuz when that day comes when he finally snaps, and he comes into work with a sawed off shotgun.
Walking through the halls BOOM BOOF BOOM BOOF
He finally gets to my office, he's gonna be like:
... Thanks for the candy...
Danny took a bow in front of the laughing audience.
Don't... hate... me...
Anyways lets answer some reviews!
Adventuregirltwi1- I've watched almost all of them
IceQueenandFireQueen- If you're talking about the song, MY FRIEND PUT ME UP TO IT OK!
Guest (I don't know if its the same person...)- Thank you, I am confusing
Wolfwind97- Thank you! My friend actually made me watch it and put the song in!
ploThief- THANK YOU! I've seen both of them but I didn't see them till AFTER I decided what acts he should have...
Wow... not even 1000 words... SHORTEST! CHAPTER! EVER!
