Mwa ha ha!! Heh, this next one came to me in a dream!!!! Ya this shows off my more, shall I say, perverted side. XD

Disclaimer Meh. Blah, Blah, don't own, yadda, yadda, One Piece, dribble, dribble, yak.

Zoro took a quick glance over his shoulder.

'Dear Lord. She's still there.' There was a woman that had been following Zoro around for a few hours now and it was seriously starting to creep him out.

They had docked earlier this morning and the crew had went their separate ways. Nami, Robin, Chopper and Sanji had gone shopping (Nami and Robin went for books and clothes, while Sanji and Chopper got supplies). Usopp and Luffy were still on the ship, so Zoro was stuck to wanderthe town looking for a decent tavern (He wanted some sake). But ever sense he started to look around a blond woman had been following him. He was so creped out that he passed the tavern several times but never noticed because of his paranoia.

'What the hell could this chick want?' He could feel the hairs on the back of his neck stand on end. He was so tempted to scare her off with a flash of his katana, but he wasn't supposed to attract attention to himself, which was hard enough to do while carrying around three swords and have grass green hair, he naturally attracted attention.

He picked up the pace just to hear the womans footsteps match his. He couldn't stand it anymore.

"Er, lady stop following me." He said as politely as he could. The woman stopped and looked down at her feet. They were standing in an ill-used intersection. The wind blew and a tumbleweed drifted in between them.

"I like you." She said to her feet. Zoro twitched.

"I'm sorry but I wouldn't be good for you." He said, still trying to be polite.

"Why?!" She suddenly demanded.

Zoro took a step back, not really sure what to say. He almost jumped when he felt an arm wrap around his shoulder. He looked over to see Sanji. He had never felt so relieved in all of his life.

"Oi, moss head. I've been looking for you everywhere." Sanji wrapped his arm around Zoro's neck and pulled him closer. He glanced at the woman. Her face said 'Do you two know each other?' but she stood there too embarrassed to do anything but watch the event that was taking place in front of her.

Sanji nuzzled his face against Zoro's neck.

"I was looking for you for a reason ya know." Sanji put his lips next to Zoro's ear, "You wanna know why?" He said this loud enough though for the woman to hear. He glanced over to see if she was still there. She was, looking determined.

'Is this woman dense or something?... Pretty foxy though.' Sanji thought to himself. He wrapped his other arm around Zoro's waist and pulled him into a hug so that their bodies were pushed up against each other.

Zoro hid his face in the crook of Sanji's neck. He was really embarrassed. Why didn't that chick just leave, before Sanji embarrassed him even more? What embarrassed him even more than that was the fact was the he was the one who usually scared the girls away from Sanji, not the other way around.

"I found us a nice hotel room on the other side of town, just for the two of us." Sanji licked Zoro neck suggestively. He looked over to see the woman still. He sighed inwardly.

"I just want to have that feeling of you inside me again, I can't wait for you cum deep--" Sanji was cut off by the woman.

"Oh my gawd! You two are gay?!?" She yelled. Sanji smiled but continued to nibble on Zoro's ear. Zoro gasped and blushed.

'Why is she still here!' He thought as he looked over at the woman she was looking down at her feet, as if she was coming up with some kind of plan. Sanji pulled Zoro into a heart melting kiss, interrupting Zoro's angry thoughts.

The woman went red in the face and backed off slowly, then ran down the street in total embarrassment.

"Geez! It's about damn time!" Zoro said as he tried to escape Sanji's hold. Sanji held onto him tighter.

"And where do you think your going?" He asked seductively.

"To the tavern."

"What you think I was kidding about the hotel?" Sanji asked. Zoro smiled.

"Well then what are you waiting for?"

And they had fun for the rest of the night!! Mah! My mind is contaminated! But sometimes i'm convinced that, that can be a good thing, ya?

Am I the only one that gets weird cravings for food when mad? Geez, I wanted some strawberry pocky sooooo bad today! And it's all my math teachers fault!! Thats right I'm blaming you Mrs. Davidson!! (dear lord I hope she ain't reading this) XD.