ATTENTION ALL READERS! ATTENTION ALL READERS!
I need a beta. Badly. I'm making typos all over the place. Its shameful, really. And I want a second opinion on my storylines and stuff. I need one for all the stories I currently have posted, the last book in this series, a Seth fic that I haven't began posting yet, and a Sirius Black trilogy from Harry Potter. So if you're good at that sort of thing LET ME KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Click)
Hey, this is my cell. If you don't know what to do after the beep, you belong in a special needs class, not on the phone.
(Tone)
Not a nice message. What would happen if some one who took a special needs class called you? Huh? Ever thought about that? No, of course you haven't, you are incapable of thought. Except about that stupid boyfriend of yours. That guy annoys me to death, I am sorry. If you marry him, I am so dumping you as friend. If I haven't already on account of you BEING IMPOSSIBLE TO GET IN TOUGH WITH! Seriously, Bree, ever heard of an email account? No? They are this thing you can get, on the computer, and you talk to your friends. Who might, for some unfathomable reason, seeing as you suck, want to speak with you. You may like to get one.
Just a thought, though. If you want to go on not answering your cell phone and leaving mean messages and ignoring your friends, well, there is nothing I can do to stop you.
From:Bree
To:Milly
Cc: Vannessa
Quil
Zeke
Christina
Tanya
Daniel
LOOK! Look at the little from box at the top. Look at who this email is allegedly from. Brialle Call. Yes, ladies and gentleman, BRIALLE CALL has gotten herself an email!!!!!
Hold the applause and ecstatic screaming until…………..now.
Bree
From:Christina
To:Bree
Being a little dramatic, aren't we?
And why did you send that to Quil? You two hate each other, remember?
Chris
From:Bree
To:Diana
All right, chill, I got one.
And I do not appreciate those remarks about my intellect. Nor the bagging on my boyfriend. At our wedding, you will so be on the "maybe's" list of who gets an invitation.
Go take a Midol, will you?
Bree
PS. WAIT! Maybe you don't need a midol! Maybe you are acting like a gorilla because you look like one! You finally put on the freshman fifteen!
Don't worry. Lots of guys like fat girls.
From: Diana
To:Bree
Not that its any of your business AT ALL, but I have admittedly gained a few pounds.
But I would NEVER let myself gain more than ten.
Nor do I look like a gorilla. Jeez, Call, a chat with you can really boost a girl's self esteem.
Di
From:Bree
To:Diana
Happy to help.
Bree
From:Quil
To:Bree
Thanks a lot. Now my laptop has been contaminated with your email address. It will be scarred for life. What makes you think that even in a million years I would WANT to email you? I get way too much of you at school. I know this will be hard for you to swallow, considering how great you think you are and all, but I DON"T LIKE YOU.
From:Bree
To:Quil
I know this will be hard for you to swallow, considering how great you think you are and all, but I DON"T LIKE YOU EITHER. I didn't mean to send it to you. I was sending it to all of your sisters, and I guess I just kept going.
I did not scar your laptop. I graced it with my presence. Any scarring it has is because it belongs to you.
From:Bree
To:Christina
OF COURSE it was necessary. This is epic I tell you EPIC!
From: Danielle
To:Bree
I really hope that in that gentleman reference you had in your little email you were referring ton Zeke and Quil-why'd you send one to him anyway?-and not to me. Just because I do not look like a woman does not mean I'm not one inside.
Danni
From:Bree
To:Danielle
Trust me honey, nobody knows you're gay more than I do. Yes, I was talking about Zeke and Quil. It was a MISTAKE, okay????? Just a harmless MISTAKE!!!!!!!!!!! A typo. A slip of the fingers. Why everybody is prosecuting me for it I cannot imagine.
Bree
From: Danielle
To:Bree
Okay okay, sweetie, I get it. Have I struck a nerve?
Oh. Right. I forgot. It involved the bane of your existence, so I struck nothing but nerves. I am very deeply sorry.
Happy now?
Danielle
REVEIW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
